Lola Pop 🍭
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The Sucker Puncher from the ARMS Grand Prix! 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🤜
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"Hey, JEST you wait! I'm a clown, actually! There's a difference..."
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"Hey, JEST you wait! I'm a clown, actually! There's a difference..."
"Ooh la-la! I don't mind at all! C'mon, the day's not over yet!" She'd beckon with a grin, offering a springy hand to hold.
" Alright. . . if you say so, Miss Lola. "
A light giggle, before looking up to her.
" Mind if I help with the cake? I'm a pretty good baker if I do say so myself. "
A light giggle, before looking up to her.
" Mind if I help with the cake? I'm a pretty good baker if I do say so myself. "
...
"And if you can do that before the day's done, I'll send an extra cake over that'd be all for you! ...consider it one of those 'belated birthday' things."
"And if you can do that before the day's done, I'll send an extra cake over that'd be all for you! ...consider it one of those 'belated birthday' things."
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Ooh la-la! I don't mind at all! C'mon, the day's not over yet!" She'd beckon with a grin, offering a springy hand to hold.
Yo-Yo!
Yo.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yo-Yo!
"...hey, you know that cake I said I'd make Rock..? I'll let you give it to him."
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"...hey, you know that cake I said I'd make Rock..? I'll let you give it to him."
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
Reposted by Lola Pop 🍭
"Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding!"
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding!"
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"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
"Well... if it'll make ya happy, then by all means!
...but I think before ya go to save the world, there's a relationship and a birthday you should try to mend first..."
...but I think before ya go to save the world, there's a relationship and a birthday you should try to mend first..."
" Well, I've got some mega busters and a copy chip. . . "
"Well... how do you plan on doing that? ...will it make you happy?"
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Well... if it'll make ya happy, then by all means!
...but I think before ya go to save the world, there's a relationship and a birthday you should try to mend first..."
...but I think before ya go to save the world, there's a relationship and a birthday you should try to mend first..."
"Well... how do you plan on doing that? ...will it make you happy?"
" I wanna get out there! Do some good! Save the world!
But. . . any time I get the chance, someone else does it. "
But. . . any time I get the chance, someone else does it. "
"So... what do you wanna do so you don't feel... useless?
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Well... how do you plan on doing that? ...will it make you happy?"
"So... what do you wanna do so you don't feel... useless?
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
" I mean, he does. . . He's always saving the day.
I just feel so useless compared to him. He gets to save the world and I'm just. . . cleaning up at home. "
I just feel so useless compared to him. He gets to save the world and I'm just. . . cleaning up at home. "
"Mhm... and why's that..? Is he the favorite child? Does he.. deserve the attention, you think?"
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"So... what do you wanna do so you don't feel... useless?
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
Last I checked, cleaning things up isn't just... worth nothing."
"Mhm... and why's that..? Is he the favorite child? Does he.. deserve the attention, you think?"
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
" Well. . . he's kind of the center of attention all the time and I. . . was be ng dramatic about it. "
"Huh? And how'd this come to be?
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Mhm... and why's that..? Is he the favorite child? Does he.. deserve the attention, you think?"
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
She'd ask with much less... 'exaggeration' in her tone, squatting down to meet her height.
"Huh? And how'd this come to be?
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
" I dunno, it's more my brother's birthday than mine.
Plus I already kinda. . . ruined it. "
Plus I already kinda. . . ruined it. "
"Whaaaaat? Don't be like that, kid! It's your birthday!"
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"Huh? And how'd this come to be?
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
...I-If you don't mind a costumed stranger like me asking, of course-!"
"Whaaaaat? Don't be like that, kid! It's your birthday!"
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
" Uh. . . thanks Miss Lola? "
She's awkwardly shaking her hand. Her arm was all springy, was she a robot too?
" Maybe. . . you don't need to worry about me, though. "
She's awkwardly shaking her hand. Her arm was all springy, was she a robot too?
" Maybe. . . you don't need to worry about me, though. "
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Whaaaaat? Don't be like that, kid! It's your birthday!"
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
She'd bring said springy ARM around Roll's shoulders, pulling her in closer.
"Being a clown, it's basically my job to make sure you're havin' a good time! C'monnnn..."
"Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! Call me Lola!"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! Call me Lola!"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
"Ooh... OOOOHHHH! It's your birthday too, isn't it?" She guesses.
" Yeah. He's my brother. "
"...birthday stuff-
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Ooh... OOOOHHHH! It's your birthday too, isn't it?" She guesses.
"...birthday stuff-
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"...birthday stuff-
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
"Aww... why the long face, kid? Middle of the week getting ya down..?"
she's all pouty.
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Aww... why the long face, kid? Middle of the week getting ya down..?"
SHE'S A BAKER, TOO! LEAVE IT TO HER!
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE HAVE?
ANOTHER ONE??
ANOTHER ONE??
...ANOTHER CAKE IS ON THE WAY THEN-
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
SHE'S A BAKER, TOO! LEAVE IT TO HER!
...ANOTHER CAKE IS ON THE WAY THEN-
-IS FUCKING SCURRYING AROUND THE BASE AND TOWN WITH FLYERS-
“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAAAY!~”✨🤩
“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAAAY!~”✨🤩
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
...ANOTHER CAKE IS ON THE WAY THEN-
"Wa-wa-wa-waaaaaa....!"
Sad Clown Time. :'•(
Sad Clown Time. :'•(
I don't like the fact that the clown population is growing.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Wa-wa-wa-waaaaaa....!"
Sad Clown Time. :'•(
Sad Clown Time. :'•(
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘.
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October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"Eh... okay, okay... no more humps in this road.! I'll dial it back there."
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Eh... okay, okay... no more humps in this road.! I'll dial it back there."
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
"Eeeeehhh... gotta keep the adults in the audience from fallin' asleep somehow..!"
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Eeeeehhh... gotta keep the adults in the audience from fallin' asleep somehow..!"
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
"Heehee! That's one joke I think only older folks can get... them and pets."
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Heehee! That's one joke I think only older folks can get... them and pets."
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
"Huh... s'pose that's one way to look at it..."
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Huh... s'pose that's one way to look at it..."
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"