Lola Pop 🍭
@candyclownie.bsky.social
The Sucker Puncher from the ARMS Grand Prix! 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🤜
"Mama mia... sucks that these things won't be here long... sweet tooth, n' all, heehee..."
"And what's this... necklace.? It's really pretty!"
"And what's this... necklace.? It's really pretty!"
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Mama mia... sucks that these things won't be here long... sweet tooth, n' all, heehee..."
"And what's this... necklace.? It's really pretty!"
"And what's this... necklace.? It's really pretty!"
"Ooh.. we got a real hugger over here! Truly the warmest feeling during the holidays!"
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Ooh.. we got a real hugger over here! Truly the warmest feeling during the holidays!"
"Awww, Meta..! Never took you for the gift-givin' type..."
She's got the biggest grin on her face. The fact the witch gave these to her was making her turn this inch into a mile!
"Guess that makes us friends then, eh?"
She's got the biggest grin on her face. The fact the witch gave these to her was making her turn this inch into a mile!
"Guess that makes us friends then, eh?"
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Awww, Meta..! Never took you for the gift-givin' type..."
She's got the biggest grin on her face. The fact the witch gave these to her was making her turn this inch into a mile!
"Guess that makes us friends then, eh?"
She's got the biggest grin on her face. The fact the witch gave these to her was making her turn this inch into a mile!
"Guess that makes us friends then, eh?"
"Y'know what the best housewarming gift is..?
...a furnace!"
Ba-dum, tiss!
...a furnace!"
Ba-dum, tiss!
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"Y'know what the best housewarming gift is..?
...a furnace!"
Ba-dum, tiss!
...a furnace!"
Ba-dum, tiss!
"When it comes to sweet things, I'm a SUCKER!"
Half ba-dum, tiss!
Half ba-dum, tiss!
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"When it comes to sweet things, I'm a SUCKER!"
Half ba-dum, tiss!
Half ba-dum, tiss!
"When you're tired... you just gotta have some PUNCH... to wake you right up..."
Someone out her out of her misery, she's hitting herself to stay awake for something stupid-
Someone out her out of her misery, she's hitting herself to stay awake for something stupid-
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"When you're tired... you just gotta have some PUNCH... to wake you right up..."
Someone out her out of her misery, she's hitting herself to stay awake for something stupid-
Someone out her out of her misery, she's hitting herself to stay awake for something stupid-
"Hey, JEST you wait! I'm a clown, actually! There's a difference..."
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"Hey, JEST you wait! I'm a clown, actually! There's a difference..."
"...hey, you know that cake I said I'd make Rock..? I'll let you give it to him."
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"...hey, you know that cake I said I'd make Rock..? I'll let you give it to him."
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
She puts a hand onto Roll's shoulder.
"I'm certain he'll forgive you, but it'll definitely sweeten the deal a bit. Heehee!"
...
"Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! Call me Lola!"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!!! Call me Lola!"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
The clown claps excitedly, before extending a springy, gloved hand.
"Y'know, I was just about to bake a cake for your brother... how'd you feel about a cake of your own, kid?"
"...birthday stuff-
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"...birthday stuff-
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
waiiiiit... are ya by chance related to this fella named 'Rock', by chance?"
"Eh... okay, okay... no more humps in this road.! I'll dial it back there."
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Eh... okay, okay... no more humps in this road.! I'll dial it back there."
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
Lola chuckled. She needed that.
"Eeeeehhh... gotta keep the adults in the audience from fallin' asleep somehow..!"
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Eeeeehhh... gotta keep the adults in the audience from fallin' asleep somehow..!"
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here?
"I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."
"Heehee! That's one joke I think only older folks can get... them and pets."
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Heehee! That's one joke I think only older folks can get... them and pets."
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much?
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺."
...ba-dum, tiss!
"Huh... s'pose that's one way to look at it..."
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Huh... s'pose that's one way to look at it..."
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week.
" I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"
"Heehee! I had a feeling you'd ask...I'll let you judge, yourself!"
The clown pops a plus-sized chocolate bar from her britches as she had done before, forking it over to the witch.
"There's a whole choco-lot more of these being sold now, this time of the year..!"
The clown pops a plus-sized chocolate bar from her britches as she had done before, forking it over to the witch.
"There's a whole choco-lot more of these being sold now, this time of the year..!"
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"Heehee! I had a feeling you'd ask...I'll let you judge, yourself!"
The clown pops a plus-sized chocolate bar from her britches as she had done before, forking it over to the witch.
"There's a whole choco-lot more of these being sold now, this time of the year..!"
The clown pops a plus-sized chocolate bar from her britches as she had done before, forking it over to the witch.
"There's a whole choco-lot more of these being sold now, this time of the year..!"
"Oh yeah? Like what? It's the most Monday-ne of the bunch, if that counts for something!"
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"Oh yeah? Like what? It's the most Monday-ne of the bunch, if that counts for something!"
"Those chances aren't Zero! I'll take it! Heehee-!"
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Those chances aren't Zero! I'll take it! Heehee-!"
Theeeeeeere it is! Her heart can thump again...
...heyyyyyy...
"...was that an intentional Winter pun?"
...heyyyyyy...
"...was that an intentional Winter pun?"
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Theeeeeeere it is! Her heart can thump again...
...heyyyyyy...
"...was that an intentional Winter pun?"
...heyyyyyy...
"...was that an intentional Winter pun?"
"...Something wrong..?"
...she's just gotta make sure! At least a teeny smirk would satisfy her-!
...she's just gotta make sure! At least a teeny smirk would satisfy her-!
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"...Something wrong..?"
...she's just gotta make sure! At least a teeny smirk would satisfy her-!
...she's just gotta make sure! At least a teeny smirk would satisfy her-!
"Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding!"
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding!"
"Well, I mean... you seem..."
Don't say nice, don't say nice, don't say nice.
"...fun! In your own little, 'witchy' way, of course. Barring the whole 'swamp-covering' thing."
Don't say nice, don't say nice, don't say nice.
"...fun! In your own little, 'witchy' way, of course. Barring the whole 'swamp-covering' thing."
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"Well, I mean... you seem..."
Don't say nice, don't say nice, don't say nice.
"...fun! In your own little, 'witchy' way, of course. Barring the whole 'swamp-covering' thing."
Don't say nice, don't say nice, don't say nice.
"...fun! In your own little, 'witchy' way, of course. Barring the whole 'swamp-covering' thing."
...before her grin bounced riiiight back on.
"...though, are you SURE I can't call you a nickname or two? That's what I do for my friends!"
"...though, are you SURE I can't call you a nickname or two? That's what I do for my friends!"
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
...before her grin bounced riiiight back on.
"...though, are you SURE I can't call you a nickname or two? That's what I do for my friends!"
"...though, are you SURE I can't call you a nickname or two? That's what I do for my friends!"
"I-I'm not gonna beat up innocent clowns, Meta!
...er, I can call ya 'Meta', right? Anyways... Its not that simple OR violent! You gotta have a whole crew who you know CAN put on a circus, they have to be flexible, know how to take jokes! Then there's a bunch of paperwork to fill..."
...er, I can call ya 'Meta', right? Anyways... Its not that simple OR violent! You gotta have a whole crew who you know CAN put on a circus, they have to be flexible, know how to take jokes! Then there's a bunch of paperwork to fill..."
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"I-I'm not gonna beat up innocent clowns, Meta!
...er, I can call ya 'Meta', right? Anyways... Its not that simple OR violent! You gotta have a whole crew who you know CAN put on a circus, they have to be flexible, know how to take jokes! Then there's a bunch of paperwork to fill..."
...er, I can call ya 'Meta', right? Anyways... Its not that simple OR violent! You gotta have a whole crew who you know CAN put on a circus, they have to be flexible, know how to take jokes! Then there's a bunch of paperwork to fill..."
"Alright, alright... and yeah, it would be kinda boring... but if you enjoy what you do, why change it?
I mean, I'm all for bringing smiles! Whether baking or clowning around, I'm pretty content!"
I mean, I'm all for bringing smiles! Whether baking or clowning around, I'm pretty content!"
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Alright, alright... and yeah, it would be kinda boring... but if you enjoy what you do, why change it?
I mean, I'm all for bringing smiles! Whether baking or clowning around, I'm pretty content!"
I mean, I'm all for bringing smiles! Whether baking or clowning around, I'm pretty content!"