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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp
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The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.
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I didn't post this on here, but Duke has a skin infection and has been fighting it all week, but he's feeling better.
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I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.
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Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.

All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
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This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.
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@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.
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Brings zero positives to the Hurricanes. Suspended until December. Offers no offensive upside. We already have a billion bottom six forwards. Does not add ticket sales or merch sales to the organization. And this is ignoring the fact he was involved in the biggest trial in Canada's history.
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Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back
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Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
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Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
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