Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
Xennial-ish Canadian (YEG) streamer, and generally silly person. My 3 specialities are Games, ganja, music, and Art, my 4 specialties are....
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.
I play alot of battletech/MW though
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.
I play alot of battletech/MW though
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Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
· Mar 9
In comedy news @riskofraingame.bsky.social has made the bold move to increase prices with their latest dlc pack, making them a 60$ entry if you wanna play with your friends. The same price as the latest COD title or any other AA title.
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In comedy news @riskofraingame.bsky.social has made the bold move to increase prices with their latest dlc pack, making them a 60$ entry if you wanna play with your friends. The same price as the latest COD title or any other AA title.
You wanna know what it is? What it REALLY is?
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You wanna know what it is? What it REALLY is?
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
We all know rich people are assholes. Even nice people, soon as they get scratch, turn to dicks. We all know this already.
But they are bound and determined to prove to us all how rude, petty, and in their own way they are, every, goddamn, day.
Hypershort, FOMO based content is fine, I guess.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hypershort, FOMO based content is fine, I guess.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
BUT NOT WHEN YOU LEAVE ONE PLATFORM 3 DAYS BEHIND IN LAUNCH, BUT NOT ENDING.
No Man's Sky, Sean, seriously. Love to do the mission that's super time limited. But it's not on Xbox .....
IT'S A FUCKING MASS EFFECT THEMED MISSION, NOT ON XBOX.
Microsoft has figured out how to kill AI. Force a model that's an absolute idiot onto every system in the world. Copilot is so dumb it could only be a conscious choice from @microsoft.com genius move, well done.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Microsoft has figured out how to kill AI. Force a model that's an absolute idiot onto every system in the world. Copilot is so dumb it could only be a conscious choice from @microsoft.com genius move, well done.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social I love you, but seriously fix Corvette spawning. Seriously. Coolest ships in the game, can't be used with any teleporter
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@nomansbsky.bsky.social I love you, but seriously fix Corvette spawning. Seriously. Coolest ships in the game, can't be used with any teleporter
Last night at battletech one of the guys called me Natasha Kerensky... Like it's an insult to be compared to one of the meanest and most skilled women in all of battletech.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Last night at battletech one of the guys called me Natasha Kerensky... Like it's an insult to be compared to one of the meanest and most skilled women in all of battletech.
Warhammer fans, someone GAVE me a core book! Imma make a girl space Marine. Gonna bring that big Urbie energy to the warhammer
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Warhammer fans, someone GAVE me a core book! Imma make a girl space Marine. Gonna bring that big Urbie energy to the warhammer
TIL why people who play no Man's Sky never build underground bases.... The hard way. RIP my testing centre and underground garages lol.
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
TIL why people who play no Man's Sky never build underground bases.... The hard way. RIP my testing centre and underground garages lol.
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social real talk, how many trans police officers are there?
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social real talk, how many trans police officers are there?
When all the stress and frustration finally pays out. I GOT BATTLETECH GOTHIC BITCHES! ANOTHER URBIE HAS JOINED THE CHAT!
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When all the stress and frustration finally pays out. I GOT BATTLETECH GOTHIC BITCHES! ANOTHER URBIE HAS JOINED THE CHAT!
Awesome seeing all my friends on steam play the latest no Man's Sky update.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Awesome seeing all my friends on steam play the latest no Man's Sky update.
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
But why is it not on the Xbox servers? Even PC players who are accessing via Xbox are locked out of the expedition. Super awesome to do it AFTER all the spoilers came out....
Question, actual legitimate question.
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Question, actual legitimate question.
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
Why are PlayStation players the absolute worst, trollingest, most disgusting gamers in the world?
@sonyplaystation.bsky.social I am not joking, what is wrong with your community?
no mans sky players, how many buildings is too many buildings for a base? It's more than 11 right?
Asking for a friend?
Asking for a friend?
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
no mans sky players, how many buildings is too many buildings for a base? It's more than 11 right?
Asking for a friend?
Asking for a friend?
Please, please, someone be an absolute champ and buy @warframe.com some classes on level design. Dark, overly vertical without clear direction or, stairs... Enemies locked in unreachable areas, just, not fun to play. Fashion frame only gets one so far.
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Please, please, someone be an absolute champ and buy @warframe.com some classes on level design. Dark, overly vertical without clear direction or, stairs... Enemies locked in unreachable areas, just, not fun to play. Fashion frame only gets one so far.
My friend is passionately explaining a ttrpg to me, and the Battletech in me just couldn't take a break lol.
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My friend is passionately explaining a ttrpg to me, and the Battletech in me just couldn't take a break lol.
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
"What's your movement penalty for carrying all those guns?"
"What do you mean you just do it?"
"Wait, that's a shotgun, don't you have to roll to see where the pellets went?"
Honestly really struggling with how political blue sky is getting lately. Just, really aggressive "allies"
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Honestly really struggling with how political blue sky is getting lately. Just, really aggressive "allies"
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
We get it, you cheer us on online, but stand by when it happens in real life. Honestly just, trying to find spaces away from performative allyship.
I just watched a 25 min video about...
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just watched a 25 min video about...
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
Keysmash composition...
Suffice to say, it's a goddamn lazy evening
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Americans killed JANE GOODALL!
Have you people no shame at all?
Have you people no shame at all?
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Americans killed JANE GOODALL!
Have you people no shame at all?
Have you people no shame at all?
Feeling #nostalgic so I put on some Theory of a dead nicklecreed.
If you got that joke, call your grandkids.
If you got that joke, call your grandkids.
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Feeling #nostalgic so I put on some Theory of a dead nicklecreed.
If you got that joke, call your grandkids.
If you got that joke, call your grandkids.
Take all the time you need, gonna need your reading glasses for the print at the bottom there.
I dare you to try and guess before you open the image....
I dare you to try and guess before you open the image....
September 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Take all the time you need, gonna need your reading glasses for the print at the bottom there.
I dare you to try and guess before you open the image....
I dare you to try and guess before you open the image....
After extensive research I've come to a very important conclusion everyone in the #wargaming space needs to know.
Battletech has the highest ratio of women players, THEREFORE if one was seeking a 6ft Goth dommy mommy who was into wargaming...
Battletech is the place to do it.
Battletech has the highest ratio of women players, THEREFORE if one was seeking a 6ft Goth dommy mommy who was into wargaming...
Battletech is the place to do it.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
After extensive research I've come to a very important conclusion everyone in the #wargaming space needs to know.
Battletech has the highest ratio of women players, THEREFORE if one was seeking a 6ft Goth dommy mommy who was into wargaming...
Battletech is the place to do it.
Battletech has the highest ratio of women players, THEREFORE if one was seeking a 6ft Goth dommy mommy who was into wargaming...
Battletech is the place to do it.
Did you know the song "Suzy Q" is actually a dedication to George Clooney's great grandmother? Sluzy Clune didn't want her name used so they changed it.
Neither did my nephew...
CHAOS POWERS GO!!!
Neither did my nephew...
CHAOS POWERS GO!!!
a man is holding a piece of wood that is on fire in a room .
ALT: a man is holding a piece of wood that is on fire in a room .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Did you know the song "Suzy Q" is actually a dedication to George Clooney's great grandmother? Sluzy Clune didn't want her name used so they changed it.
Neither did my nephew...
CHAOS POWERS GO!!!
Neither did my nephew...
CHAOS POWERS GO!!!