Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Jockstrap thread. Show us all how good you look in your jockstrap
Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
This was better than the awards show itself. Watch this instead 😍🥰
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
This was better than the awards show itself. Watch this instead 😍🥰
Oh fuck off
I’m so over this awards season already
I’m so over this awards season already
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Oh fuck off
I’m so over this awards season already
I’m so over this awards season already
This is gonna be the most insufferable awards season in years 😣
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
This is gonna be the most insufferable awards season in years 😣
I snoozed suggested posts on Instagram for 30 days for the first time ever…
Holy fucking fuck. I’m seeing people I actually follow for the first time in MONTHS!
Listen, I can find Madonna and Kylie and movie posts on my own. That’s fine.
I’m seeing people I forgot I followed it’s been so long!
Holy fucking fuck. I’m seeing people I actually follow for the first time in MONTHS!
Listen, I can find Madonna and Kylie and movie posts on my own. That’s fine.
I’m seeing people I forgot I followed it’s been so long!
January 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I snoozed suggested posts on Instagram for 30 days for the first time ever…
Holy fucking fuck. I’m seeing people I actually follow for the first time in MONTHS!
Listen, I can find Madonna and Kylie and movie posts on my own. That’s fine.
I’m seeing people I forgot I followed it’s been so long!
Holy fucking fuck. I’m seeing people I actually follow for the first time in MONTHS!
Listen, I can find Madonna and Kylie and movie posts on my own. That’s fine.
I’m seeing people I forgot I followed it’s been so long!
Someone is begging for attention
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Someone is begging for attention
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damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
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Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
Last year during Awards Season when I was saying how it was a shame Cynthia Erivo wouldn’t win for Wicked and everyone and their dog was saying “SHE’LL WIN NEXT YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL” and I was like “that’s not really how it usually works and is actually a rarity” and no one liked that answer? 😞😔😣😖
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Last year during Awards Season when I was saying how it was a shame Cynthia Erivo wouldn’t win for Wicked and everyone and their dog was saying “SHE’LL WIN NEXT YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL” and I was like “that’s not really how it usually works and is actually a rarity” and no one liked that answer? 😞😔😣😖
The height of the chair adjusts 😏
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 AM
The height of the chair adjusts 😏
Chair sitting is difficult
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Chair sitting is difficult
Self Care Saturday Session
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Self Care Saturday Session
Come slide up behind me. I’m trynna see something…
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Come slide up behind me. I’m trynna see something…
@letterboxd.social’s year end in film stats are getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse by the year 🫤
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@letterboxd.social’s year end in film stats are getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse by the year 🫤
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
New Year has made me newly feral 😩
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
New Year has made me newly feral 😩
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Happy New Year 🎆 all you beautiful humans 💚💜
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Happy New Year 🎆 all you beautiful humans 💚💜
No New Year’s Resolution this year. Just a promise to myself to actually live up to the slutty me I present on social media 🥰😂 maybe restart the OF and actually make a go of trying to be mildly successful at it? 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No New Year’s Resolution this year. Just a promise to myself to actually live up to the slutty me I present on social media 🥰😂 maybe restart the OF and actually make a go of trying to be mildly successful at it? 🤔
“I’m not going out for New Year’s Eve! I’m gonna be in bed and asleep by 9!” - smug homos who think this act makes them better than every one else
a woman in a white dress is making a funny face while holding her hands together .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is making a funny face while holding her hands together .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“I’m not going out for New Year’s Eve! I’m gonna be in bed and asleep by 9!” - smug homos who think this act makes them better than every one else