Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Jockstrap thread. Show us all how good you look in your jockstrap
The topic of steroids was dropped on me on IG and I posted about it there. And since it’s been a minute since I talked about my TRT here, thought I might as well drop it here too 🥰 here are the stories I posted over there 💜💚
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The topic of steroids was dropped on me on IG and I posted about it there. And since it’s been a minute since I talked about my TRT here, thought I might as well drop it here too 🥰 here are the stories I posted over there 💜💚
Happy HumpDay ya filthy animals 💚💜
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy HumpDay ya filthy animals 💚💜
I don’t have a single mutual who has seen Wicked already that later posted it was good after having seen it, mixed reviews, and an underwhelming soundtrack* with two new underwhelming tracks?
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don’t have a single mutual who has seen Wicked already that later posted it was good after having seen it, mixed reviews, and an underwhelming soundtrack* with two new underwhelming tracks?
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Happy HumpDay sexy people 💚😈
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy HumpDay sexy people 💚😈
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What to wear, what to wear? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What to wear, what to wear? 🤔
Chill Friday night at home
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Chill Friday night at home
Who’s coming with?
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Who’s coming with?
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“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
An oldie but a goodie
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
An oldie but a goodie
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
Should get out of bed
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Should get out of bed
Will never fail to amaze me what people will take as their cue to unfollow you lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Will never fail to amaze me what people will take as their cue to unfollow you lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol
It’s so weird how our bodies like, feel super good up until a moment when they feel SO good they spurt out liquid and like… all I want is to swallow that liquid for some reason? 🤷🏼♂️
Bodies man. Weird.
Bodies man. Weird.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s so weird how our bodies like, feel super good up until a moment when they feel SO good they spurt out liquid and like… all I want is to swallow that liquid for some reason? 🤷🏼♂️
Bodies man. Weird.
Bodies man. Weird.
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
Not a single unfollow from the ppl that were following him when I posted this despite some actually liking the original post…
🤔
I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
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I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not a single unfollow from the ppl that were following him when I posted this despite some actually liking the original post…
🤔
I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
🤔
I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?
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Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
Or?! Just breed me 😈
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Or?! Just breed me 😈
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?