Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Happy Birthday gorgeous! Hope it’s a fucking amazing day for you 🥰😈
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Happy Birthday gorgeous! Hope it’s a fucking amazing day for you 🥰😈
Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Fucking gross.
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?
Oh fuck off
I’m so over this awards season already
I’m so over this awards season already
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Oh fuck off
I’m so over this awards season already
I’m so over this awards season already
Waving hi from a different angle
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Waving hi from a different angle
Someone is begging for attention
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Someone is begging for attention
Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf
Last year during Awards Season when I was saying how it was a shame Cynthia Erivo wouldn’t win for Wicked and everyone and their dog was saying “SHE’LL WIN NEXT YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL” and I was like “that’s not really how it usually works and is actually a rarity” and no one liked that answer? 😞😔😣😖
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Last year during Awards Season when I was saying how it was a shame Cynthia Erivo wouldn’t win for Wicked and everyone and their dog was saying “SHE’LL WIN NEXT YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL” and I was like “that’s not really how it usually works and is actually a rarity” and no one liked that answer? 😞😔😣😖
The height of the chair adjusts 😏
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 AM
The height of the chair adjusts 😏
Chair sitting is difficult
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Chair sitting is difficult
Self Care Saturday Session
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Self Care Saturday Session
Come slide up behind me. I’m trynna see something…
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Come slide up behind me. I’m trynna see something…
@letterboxd.social’s year end in film stats are getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse by the year 🫤
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@letterboxd.social’s year end in film stats are getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse by the year 🫤
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴
New Year has made me newly feral 😩
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
New Year has made me newly feral 😩
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
No New Year’s Resolution this year. Just a promise to myself to actually live up to the slutty me I present on social media 🥰😂 maybe restart the OF and actually make a go of trying to be mildly successful at it? 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No New Year’s Resolution this year. Just a promise to myself to actually live up to the slutty me I present on social media 🥰😂 maybe restart the OF and actually make a go of trying to be mildly successful at it? 🤔
Serious question… anyone use any kind of dark spot lightener? Or have any recommendations for a body wash, or lotion, or treatment?
Took a pic of my back today and was shocked at the state it’s in 🥴
(The bit of acne is expected due to TRT and laser hair removal)
Took a pic of my back today and was shocked at the state it’s in 🥴
(The bit of acne is expected due to TRT and laser hair removal)
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Serious question… anyone use any kind of dark spot lightener? Or have any recommendations for a body wash, or lotion, or treatment?
Took a pic of my back today and was shocked at the state it’s in 🥴
(The bit of acne is expected due to TRT and laser hair removal)
Took a pic of my back today and was shocked at the state it’s in 🥴
(The bit of acne is expected due to TRT and laser hair removal)
Need Cinnamon Toast Crunch pls
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Need Cinnamon Toast Crunch pls
Me this afternoon.
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me this afternoon.
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies
Did it again 😓😓😓
Apologies