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Now you're talking about cabbages and the price of turnips. #nffc #ucdafc #celticfc #acmilan #sportingcp #elgincityfc #UpTheDubs #FaithfulCounty #TippGAA #LeinsterRugby
Like a jigsaw missing a piece,
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Like a jigsaw missing a piece,
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC
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February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We have to be careful when saying someone is "in the Epstein files". @nikkimcr.bsky.social explains why in our latest episode ➡️ linktr.ee/americanfriction
It looks like Forest aren’t going to free themselves from relegation worries this season. Decent point in the circumstances but every time the fates align Forest rarely take advantage. Showed good character in the second half but Palace were vulnerable. Very frustrating #nffc
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It looks like Forest aren’t going to free themselves from relegation worries this season. Decent point in the circumstances but every time the fates align Forest rarely take advantage. Showed good character in the second half but Palace were vulnerable. Very frustrating #nffc
Again and again and again
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Again and again and again
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc
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There was a young man named Keane
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
There was a young man named Keane
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc
@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social Benfica v Real Madrid gave us a genuine “football, bloody hell!” ending. Two red cards. Benfica not knowing they needed one more goal until the very end. The greatest goalkeeper late winner since Jimmy Glass. José running down the touchline again.
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social Benfica v Real Madrid gave us a genuine “football, bloody hell!” ending. Two red cards. Benfica not knowing they needed one more goal until the very end. The greatest goalkeeper late winner since Jimmy Glass. José running down the touchline again.
@footballweekly.bsky.social Did Declan Rice hammer BenWhite in to the post just before Mikel Merino’s equaliser?
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
@footballweekly.bsky.social Did Declan Rice hammer BenWhite in to the post just before Mikel Merino’s equaliser?
Well that was a load of shite
Didn’t bother to put up a fight
Braga break the concept of xG
Any progress is hard to see
Dycheball is a pox and a blight
#nffc
Didn’t bother to put up a fight
Braga break the concept of xG
Any progress is hard to see
Dycheball is a pox and a blight
#nffc
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Well that was a load of shite
Didn’t bother to put up a fight
Braga break the concept of xG
Any progress is hard to see
Dycheball is a pox and a blight
#nffc
Didn’t bother to put up a fight
Braga break the concept of xG
Any progress is hard to see
Dycheball is a pox and a blight
#nffc
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Cávado.
Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.
#nffc
Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.
#nffc
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Cávado.
Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.
#nffc
Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.
#nffc
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January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Winter is a depressing time,
This season’s given us a mountain to climb,
But we can’t feel bad,
When our midfield is SAD,
And Arteta is just left to whine.
#nffc
This season’s given us a mountain to climb,
But we can’t feel bad,
When our midfield is SAD,
And Arteta is just left to whine.
#nffc
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Winter is a depressing time,
This season’s given us a mountain to climb,
But we can’t feel bad,
When our midfield is SAD,
And Arteta is just left to whine.
#nffc
This season’s given us a mountain to climb,
But we can’t feel bad,
When our midfield is SAD,
And Arteta is just left to whine.
#nffc
The squad has the depth of wet tissue
The lack of intensity is a big issue
Wrexham wiped millions of player value
Very few tried to strain a sinew
Is Marinakis ready to dismiss you?
#NFFC
The lack of intensity is a big issue
Wrexham wiped millions of player value
Very few tried to strain a sinew
Is Marinakis ready to dismiss you?
#NFFC
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The squad has the depth of wet tissue
The lack of intensity is a big issue
Wrexham wiped millions of player value
Very few tried to strain a sinew
Is Marinakis ready to dismiss you?
#NFFC
The lack of intensity is a big issue
Wrexham wiped millions of player value
Very few tried to strain a sinew
Is Marinakis ready to dismiss you?
#NFFC
A sliding doors moment today
When all the decisions went our way
Is this the season unbound?
Will Forest finally make ground?
I’ll frame that offside and pray
#nffc
When all the decisions went our way
Is this the season unbound?
Will Forest finally make ground?
I’ll frame that offside and pray
#nffc
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A sliding doors moment today
When all the decisions went our way
Is this the season unbound?
Will Forest finally make ground?
I’ll frame that offside and pray
#nffc
When all the decisions went our way
Is this the season unbound?
Will Forest finally make ground?
I’ll frame that offside and pray
#nffc
I don’t like to smash fellow Trickies for their hot takes (Guilty!) but anyone thinking Nuno would come back is fucking mental. Did I miss the announcement that Edu has been sacked, Marinakis has sold up and we bought Adama Traoré? 😂😂😂 #NFFC
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I don’t like to smash fellow Trickies for their hot takes (Guilty!) but anyone thinking Nuno would come back is fucking mental. Did I miss the announcement that Edu has been sacked, Marinakis has sold up and we bought Adama Traoré? 😂😂😂 #NFFC
Sown the seeds of our own demise
The club feeds us a string of lies
Hard to see a revival
Forest give hope to all rivals
John Victor wins the Turner Prize #NFFC
The club feeds us a string of lies
Hard to see a revival
Forest give hope to all rivals
John Victor wins the Turner Prize #NFFC
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Sown the seeds of our own demise
The club feeds us a string of lies
Hard to see a revival
Forest give hope to all rivals
John Victor wins the Turner Prize #NFFC
The club feeds us a string of lies
Hard to see a revival
Forest give hope to all rivals
John Victor wins the Turner Prize #NFFC
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Away ground nearest body of water series No. 13: Villa Park. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Tame. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 13: Villa Park. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Tame. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC
What is happening in Dyche's brain
This Everton beating us twice is insane
Dinosaur tactics poor subs
We're a shambles of a club
Nuno will have to keep us up again.
#NFFC
This Everton beating us twice is insane
Dinosaur tactics poor subs
We're a shambles of a club
Nuno will have to keep us up again.
#NFFC
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What is happening in Dyche's brain
This Everton beating us twice is insane
Dinosaur tactics poor subs
We're a shambles of a club
Nuno will have to keep us up again.
#NFFC
This Everton beating us twice is insane
Dinosaur tactics poor subs
We're a shambles of a club
Nuno will have to keep us up again.
#NFFC
We came to celebrate our GOAT
But Rob Jones provided the sour note
City cleverly foul and moan
For the 115 they'll never have to atone
Dyche's post match was all she wrote
#NFFC
But Rob Jones provided the sour note
City cleverly foul and moan
For the 115 they'll never have to atone
Dyche's post match was all she wrote
#NFFC
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We came to celebrate our GOAT
But Rob Jones provided the sour note
City cleverly foul and moan
For the 115 they'll never have to atone
Dyche's post match was all she wrote
#NFFC
But Rob Jones provided the sour note
City cleverly foul and moan
For the 115 they'll never have to atone
Dyche's post match was all she wrote
#NFFC
Not the greatest player ever to wear the Garibaldi! Constantly underrated in his time and after. John Giles said he was the only player he ever saw who could run a match from the left wing. We will never forget get him. #RIPJohnRobertson #NFFC
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Not the greatest player ever to wear the Garibaldi! Constantly underrated in his time and after. John Giles said he was the only player he ever saw who could run a match from the left wing. We will never forget get him. #RIPJohnRobertson #NFFC
It was Monday Night Taylor once again
Consistency proving hard to sustain
Another soft pen given away
Too many passes went astray
In the dogfight Forest will remain
#nffc
Consistency proving hard to sustain
Another soft pen given away
Too many passes went astray
In the dogfight Forest will remain
#nffc
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It was Monday Night Taylor once again
Consistency proving hard to sustain
Another soft pen given away
Too many passes went astray
In the dogfight Forest will remain
#nffc
Consistency proving hard to sustain
Another soft pen given away
Too many passes went astray
In the dogfight Forest will remain
#nffc
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 12: Craven Cottage. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Thames. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 12: Craven Cottage. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Thames. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC