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Now you're talking about cabbages and the price of turnips. #nffc #ucdafc #celticfc #acmilan #sportingcp #elgincityfc #UpTheDubs #FaithfulCounty #TippGAA #LeinsterRugby
Like a jigsaw missing a piece,
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 18: Elland Road. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Aire. #NFFC
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
‪It looks like Forest aren’t going to free themselves from relegation worries this season. Decent point in the circumstances but every time the fates align Forest rarely take advantage. Showed good character in the second half but Palace were vulnerable. Very frustrating #nffc‬
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Again and again and again
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
There was a young man named Keane
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social Benfica v Real Madrid gave us a genuine “football, bloody hell!” ending. Two red cards. Benfica not knowing they needed one more goal until the very end. The greatest goalkeeper late winner since Jimmy Glass. José running down the touchline again.
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
@footballweekly.bsky.social Did Declan Rice hammer BenWhite in to the post just before Mikel Merino’s equaliser?
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 17: GTech Community Stadium. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Thames. #NFFC
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 PM
‪Well that was a load of shite‬
‪Didn’t bother to put up a fight‬
‪Braga break the concept of xG‬
‪Any progress is hard to see‬
‪Dycheball is a pox and a blight‬
‪#nffc‬
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Cávado.

Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.

#nffc
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Winter is a depressing time,
This season’s given us a mountain to climb,
But we can’t feel bad,
When our midfield is SAD,
And Arteta is just left to whine.
#nffc
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The squad has the depth of wet tissue
The lack of intensity is a big issue
Wrexham wiped millions of player value
Very few tried to strain a sinew
Is Marinakis ready to dismiss you?
#NFFC
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
‪A sliding doors moment today ‬
‪When all the decisions went our way ‬
‪Is this the season unbound?‬
‪Will Forest finally make ground?‬
‪I’ll frame that offside and pray‬
‪#nffc‬
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I don’t like to smash fellow Trickies for their hot takes (Guilty!) but anyone thinking Nuno would come back is fucking mental. Did I miss the announcement that Edu has been sacked, Marinakis has sold up and we bought Adama Traoré? 😂😂😂 #NFFC
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Sown the seeds of our own demise
The club feeds us a string of lies
Hard to see a revival
Forest give hope to all rivals
John Victor wins the Turner Prize #NFFC
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 13: Villa Park. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Tame. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
What is happening in Dyche's brain
This Everton beating us twice is insane
Dinosaur tactics poor subs
We're a shambles of a club
Nuno will have to keep us up again.
#NFFC
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We came to celebrate our GOAT
But Rob Jones provided the sour note
City cleverly foul and moan
For the 115 they'll never have to atone
Dyche's post match was all she wrote
#NFFC
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not the greatest player ever to wear the Garibaldi! Constantly underrated in his time and after. John Giles said he was the only player he ever saw who could run a match from the left wing. We will never forget get him. #RIPJohnRobertson #NFFC
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It was Monday Night Taylor once again
Consistency proving hard to sustain
Another soft pen given away
Too many passes went astray
In the dogfight Forest will remain
#nffc
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Away ground nearest body of water series No. 12: Craven Cottage. If Jesus scores he’ll walk on the Thames. (In Yatesy’s absence. Call it artistic license.) #NFFC
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM