capntastic
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I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivec’s character :)
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivec’s character :)
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SNOW BROS. NICK & TOM
TOAPLAN 1993
MEGA DRIVE
TOAPLAN 1993
MEGA DRIVE
April 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
SNOW BROS. NICK & TOM
TOAPLAN 1993
MEGA DRIVE
TOAPLAN 1993
MEGA DRIVE
Each of us must become our own sort of sardaukar just to survive this joke of a planet
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Each of us must become our own sort of sardaukar just to survive this joke of a planet
Running out of excuses to not play MUDs with weirdass friends
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Running out of excuses to not play MUDs with weirdass friends
Hostile utensil design is my passion
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hostile utensil design is my passion
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Soothing Affirmation for 11/21/25: No one saw you. You got away with it. You absorbed no sin and accrued no negative karma.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Soothing Affirmation for 11/21/25: No one saw you. You got away with it. You absorbed no sin and accrued no negative karma.
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The Bather, by Horace Brodzky
Australian, 1885–1969
1913
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/129385
Australian, 1885–1969
1913
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/129385
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Bather, by Horace Brodzky
Australian, 1885–1969
1913
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/129385
Australian, 1885–1969
1913
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/129385
They take the Colonel really seriously in KFC
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They take the Colonel really seriously in KFC
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The life of a repo man is always intense. AI can help.
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The life of a repo man is always intense. AI can help.
The Riddle of Lactose
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Riddle of Lactose
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Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian ‘82
June 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian ‘82
I've never driven anything from anywhere. Or recovered anything lost. Or held anything aloft.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I've never driven anything from anywhere. Or recovered anything lost. Or held anything aloft.
I agree with Popeye being what he is, but I believe there is more to him than that.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I agree with Popeye being what he is, but I believe there is more to him than that.
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Facing the long, thin fingers of Jenny Needles, Football Casey remembered death. What it was like on the other side, before the rest of the Farmhouse Mystery Kids brought him back.
And god help him, part of him still longed for that dark infinity.
"Yum yum!" shouted Baby Yum-Yum from the rafters.
And god help him, part of him still longed for that dark infinity.
"Yum yum!" shouted Baby Yum-Yum from the rafters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Facing the long, thin fingers of Jenny Needles, Football Casey remembered death. What it was like on the other side, before the rest of the Farmhouse Mystery Kids brought him back.
And god help him, part of him still longed for that dark infinity.
"Yum yum!" shouted Baby Yum-Yum from the rafters.
And god help him, part of him still longed for that dark infinity.
"Yum yum!" shouted Baby Yum-Yum from the rafters.
Allow me to sunmarize: What ghost around, comed around
And here's Professor Slime-Golem, our resident expert in hauntology. "What is hauntology professor" tenting my fingers, furrowing my brow: I dont know
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Allow me to sunmarize: What ghost around, comed around
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Tfw you're running a monkey farm and you want to know what the fuck Frankenstein is doing with your time!
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Tfw you're running a monkey farm and you want to know what the fuck Frankenstein is doing with your time!
Nothing hits like the first app update of what is sure to be an excellent weekend for computing
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Nothing hits like the first app update of what is sure to be an excellent weekend for computing
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Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
Avoiding the AI bubble collapse by putting real goddamned television ads for an Encarta-Style AI product that comes in a four disc set, billed as the Kidz Bop Compilation of the Entirety of Human Culture and Knowledge. $49.99
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Avoiding the AI bubble collapse by putting real goddamned television ads for an Encarta-Style AI product that comes in a four disc set, billed as the Kidz Bop Compilation of the Entirety of Human Culture and Knowledge. $49.99