El Payaso 🦈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️
@capnyeetus.bsky.social
My name is Rebis~
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
Pinned
when I'm upset I usually find the silver lining is most helpful
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
The real reason Torrent is a goat and not a horse is because horses have anxiety and Torrent likes to throw himself off cliffs when you just wanted to adjust
#EldenRing
#EldenRing
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The real reason Torrent is a goat and not a horse is because horses have anxiety and Torrent likes to throw himself off cliffs when you just wanted to adjust
#EldenRing
#EldenRing
I have a beautiful dark green kufiya made in Palestine that I have mastered the art of wrapping comfortably around my noise cancelling headphones without bunching up my hair like a hood does AND it can cover my mouth in the cold
But I only wear it at home bc in my area old white men will yell at u😔
But I only wear it at home bc in my area old white men will yell at u😔
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I have a beautiful dark green kufiya made in Palestine that I have mastered the art of wrapping comfortably around my noise cancelling headphones without bunching up my hair like a hood does AND it can cover my mouth in the cold
But I only wear it at home bc in my area old white men will yell at u😔
But I only wear it at home bc in my area old white men will yell at u😔
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Happy Moo Year! 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Happy Moo Year! 🥳
"There's not medicine for autism"
Yes there is, it's called Tums
No tummy hurt, no overstim, no meltdown, no problem🦈
If you are autistic and don't know: we are basically guaranteed to have GI issues because the brain and the body are two separate entities and they are NOT on speaking terms
Yes there is, it's called Tums
No tummy hurt, no overstim, no meltdown, no problem🦈
If you are autistic and don't know: we are basically guaranteed to have GI issues because the brain and the body are two separate entities and they are NOT on speaking terms
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"There's not medicine for autism"
Yes there is, it's called Tums
No tummy hurt, no overstim, no meltdown, no problem🦈
If you are autistic and don't know: we are basically guaranteed to have GI issues because the brain and the body are two separate entities and they are NOT on speaking terms
Yes there is, it's called Tums
No tummy hurt, no overstim, no meltdown, no problem🦈
If you are autistic and don't know: we are basically guaranteed to have GI issues because the brain and the body are two separate entities and they are NOT on speaking terms
Whenever I'm spiraling into depressive thoughts I've found it's helpful to flood my own brain with simple positivity like "I'm okay" over and over until it's all that's there
And I do mean flood, I imagine like an Xbox Live COD lobby but instead of sexism it's affirmation
And I do mean flood, I imagine like an Xbox Live COD lobby but instead of sexism it's affirmation
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Whenever I'm spiraling into depressive thoughts I've found it's helpful to flood my own brain with simple positivity like "I'm okay" over and over until it's all that's there
And I do mean flood, I imagine like an Xbox Live COD lobby but instead of sexism it's affirmation
And I do mean flood, I imagine like an Xbox Live COD lobby but instead of sexism it's affirmation
Do NOT underestimate my autismo I can and will listen to a 45 second sound bite for 3 days straight
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Do NOT underestimate my autismo I can and will listen to a 45 second sound bite for 3 days straight
when I'm upset I usually find the silver lining is most helpful
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
when I'm upset I usually find the silver lining is most helpful
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
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Seven Deadly sins - Greed
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Seven Deadly sins - Greed
People always talk about how awkward it is when your partner shares a name with your family member
But if you simply just date more non-binary people you wouldn't have that problem
You may have an Uncle Damon but you do not have an Uncle Brick (I really knew someone named this)
But if you simply just date more non-binary people you wouldn't have that problem
You may have an Uncle Damon but you do not have an Uncle Brick (I really knew someone named this)
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
People always talk about how awkward it is when your partner shares a name with your family member
But if you simply just date more non-binary people you wouldn't have that problem
You may have an Uncle Damon but you do not have an Uncle Brick (I really knew someone named this)
But if you simply just date more non-binary people you wouldn't have that problem
You may have an Uncle Damon but you do not have an Uncle Brick (I really knew someone named this)
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Underrated point of discussion with the AI + social media uproar is giving thanks to patrons of the arts, especially non-artists, who are willing to put in the effort to support artists at a time when it has never been easier or more normalized to do the opposite.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Underrated point of discussion with the AI + social media uproar is giving thanks to patrons of the arts, especially non-artists, who are willing to put in the effort to support artists at a time when it has never been easier or more normalized to do the opposite.
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I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE ANIMATE PORN FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT I WANT TO FINISH IT TOMORROW I WANT TO CEREBRATE NEW YEAR MY BACK IS SO FUCKING HURT I HAVE STOMACHACHE MY NECK IS HARD LIKE A ROCK I WANT TO PEEEEEEE
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE ANIMATE PORN FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT I WANT TO FINISH IT TOMORROW I WANT TO CEREBRATE NEW YEAR MY BACK IS SO FUCKING HURT I HAVE STOMACHACHE MY NECK IS HARD LIKE A ROCK I WANT TO PEEEEEEE
Auditory processing disorder is wild bc I can be listening to a song and the second the voices aren't the most crystal clear suddenly the singer is now Charlie Brown's parents
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Auditory processing disorder is wild bc I can be listening to a song and the second the voices aren't the most crystal clear suddenly the singer is now Charlie Brown's parents
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
This implies that your love was somehow redirected by the person you gave it to which is a crazy superpower
This implies that your love was somehow redirected by the person you gave it to which is a crazy superpower
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
This implies that your love was somehow redirected by the person you gave it to which is a crazy superpower
This implies that your love was somehow redirected by the person you gave it to which is a crazy superpower
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Reasons waterbenders should exist number 5000
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reasons waterbenders should exist number 5000
I'm gonna need to design myself a sharksona
I'm on a big octopus kick rn YouTube is serving me a lot of cool octopodes but sharks really are in my soul which is odd bc I used to be terrified of sharks
I'm like batman lol
I'm on a big octopus kick rn YouTube is serving me a lot of cool octopodes but sharks really are in my soul which is odd bc I used to be terrified of sharks
I'm like batman lol
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm gonna need to design myself a sharksona
I'm on a big octopus kick rn YouTube is serving me a lot of cool octopodes but sharks really are in my soul which is odd bc I used to be terrified of sharks
I'm like batman lol
I'm on a big octopus kick rn YouTube is serving me a lot of cool octopodes but sharks really are in my soul which is odd bc I used to be terrified of sharks
I'm like batman lol
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I know my autism came from my da because last night I was shutdown level overstimulated and instead of doing any neurotypical bullshit he no-words gave me my shark onesie right out the dryer so it was toasty
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I know my autism came from my da because last night I was shutdown level overstimulated and instead of doing any neurotypical bullshit he no-words gave me my shark onesie right out the dryer so it was toasty
Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs
Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse
Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse
Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs
Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse
Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse
Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
IT HAPPENED
Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing
They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator
My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream"
AND IT WAS MY TIME
I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏
Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing
They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator
My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream"
AND IT WAS MY TIME
I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
IT HAPPENED
Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing
They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator
My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream"
AND IT WAS MY TIME
I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏
Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing
They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator
My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream"
AND IT WAS MY TIME
I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏
As an autistic who brings a plushie everywhere, I appreciate baby changing stations in bathrooms
It gives me a place to put my stuff lol
It gives me a place to put my stuff lol
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
As an autistic who brings a plushie everywhere, I appreciate baby changing stations in bathrooms
It gives me a place to put my stuff lol
It gives me a place to put my stuff lol
Pidia can I plsplspls buy the Seluvis puppet off you I've got so many runes and starlight shards whatever you want man I'll even give Ranni that really cool apple juice you made for her
I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao
I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Pidia can I plsplspls buy the Seluvis puppet off you I've got so many runes and starlight shards whatever you want man I'll even give Ranni that really cool apple juice you made for her
I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao
I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao
I think eel might truly be the best shape of fish, even eel shaped non-eels like pipefish are peak
Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos
Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I think eel might truly be the best shape of fish, even eel shaped non-eels like pipefish are peak
Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos
Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos
"I do drugs every night" sure does sound a lot cooler than "I take my medicine before bed"
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"I do drugs every night" sure does sound a lot cooler than "I take my medicine before bed"
NEW CORAL JUST DROPPED
New Deep-sea Species Discovered During Mining Test At 4,000 Meters
astrobiology.com/2025/12/new-... #astrobiology #oceanography #extremophile #AwayTeam
astrobiology.com/2025/12/new-... #astrobiology #oceanography #extremophile #AwayTeam
New Deep-sea Species Discovered During Mining Test At 4,000 Meters - Astrobiology
There is a high demand globally of critical metals, and many countries want to try extracting these sought-after metals from the seabed
astrobiology.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
NEW CORAL JUST DROPPED
George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring
He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst
(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)
Yap in alt uwu
He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst
(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)
Yap in alt uwu
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring
He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst
(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)
Yap in alt uwu
He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst
(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)
Yap in alt uwu