El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️
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My name is Moo~ 24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies) Aroace fictosexual AuDHD Aquatic animal enthusiast English/Español
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Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
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So y'know how when you're petting a cat sometimes they randomly choose violence and just attack your arm?

And catgirls are half cat...

You better keep your dick safe during a blowie I'm just saiyan
When I had to do the weird psych eval thing to get my top surgery I was asked about feelings I'm anticipating for after and dr dude was like "It won't always be novel will you still be happy when it wears off"

Idk when it's gonna wear off bc years later I still am sometimes like "hell yeah no tits"
I'm not gonna lie seeing how small my character Ambrose is in Godrick's chair is kinda 🥴🥴 like Godrick could really manhandle Ambie y'know

My "hear me out"s only continue to get worse lmfao (I'll include a pic of Godrick for the unaware)
Pro-tip I've discovered for Elden Ring and other soulslike games to keep the tilt at bay

Listen to lofi hip hop, or your relaxing tunes of choice

If I ever die and lose all my runes I just take a few moments to listen to the chill beats and I'm ready to get back to locking in
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This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
Geese are so cool bc they will always respond when you make noise, and they generally do it at the same volume as what you said so it feels like you're discussing with them

There's a conservatory with a goose and duck zone I go to sometimes and I like sitting by the fence with them they're chill
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Why is a class action lawsuit against Amazon alleging Prime Day is a scam getting zero coverage by mainstream media?

Could it be because media outlets get a cut when a customer purchases a Prime Day product when clicking through their featured deals?

h/t @juddlegum.bsky.social
UPDATE: Lawsuit alleges Prime Day is a fraud
The federal class action lawsuit has been ignored by major media outlets, which continue to promote Prime Day deals.
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I don't think they should be allowed to do that
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
First JK now Jordan Pete

Are transphobes secretly the monsters from Resident Evil 7 like why are they all in dookie domiciles
I know a lot of us autistics are misinterpreted when we're being sarcastic and I have found a solution

Do a silly tone when you're being sarcastic. It doesn't need to be crazy, just enough to portray that you're not being serious

This works to tremendous success for me
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There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
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Chiitan wins MMA. See you next time in the UFC ring.

総合格闘技デビューはなんとか勝利ですっ☆
しかしながら次は分かりませんっ☆
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I am so jealous of little animals who can curl up into a little circle. That's gotta be the best nap you can take.
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You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
I've never understood the appeal in those hentai faces where the girl has like vacuum suction on the dick

All I see is Q*Bert mouth lmao
Really weird dunk to make about the fans of a TV show which has nothing to do with mental/emotional competence

That's like making a judgement about all trans people, just saying

"These people" 💀💀💀
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Kind Giant Panda🐼

ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆
BONUS Como Zoo pics

I was trying to get a picture of the anemone but the fishes loved me so much they kept photobombing me lmao

Every time too they'd turn and stay there looking up at me all happy it was so cute I love aquatic animals
Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
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If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.