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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️
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My name is Moo~ 24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies) Aroace fictosexual AuDHD Aquatic animal enthusiast English/Español
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 15d
Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of the dome under the tank Another shot of Snowcone enjoying my presence. This close you can see the spiracle below his eye, which goes to his respiratory system :3 Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of standing outside the tank. I had a brightly coloured plushie with me and he was very interested in it so that's what he's looking at lol A view of Snowcone that shows why he's called an Epaulette Shark! On both sides of his "shoulders" behind his pectoral fins is a black circle with a white outside. It looks sort of like epaulettes apparently.
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 1d
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 4d
My lil bro and I use hella reaction gifs and by far this is the most used one by both of us

Whenever some sad shit happens or even a mild inconvenience this gif is whipped out lol
a pile of brown dirt on a white background
Alt: An emoji with hands up in defeat and despair being dusted like Spiderman in End Game I imagine it going "NOOOOOOOoooooo...." As it fades away
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 4d
So y'know how when you're petting a cat sometimes they randomly choose violence and just attack your arm?

And catgirls are half cat...

You better keep your dick safe during a blowie I'm just saiyan
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 5d
When I had to do the weird psych eval thing to get my top surgery I was asked about feelings I'm anticipating for after and dr dude was like "It won't always be novel will you still be happy when it wears off"

Idk when it's gonna wear off bc years later I still am sometimes like "hell yeah no tits"
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 6d
I'm not gonna lie seeing how small my character Ambrose is in Godrick's chair is kinda 🥴🥴 like Godrick could really manhandle Ambie y'know

My "hear me out"s only continue to get worse lmfao (I'll include a pic of Godrick for the unaware)
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring of my character Ambrose sitting all cute in the throne of the late Godrick The Grafted. His chair is massive compared to my lil dude owo Godrick The Grafted aka Godrick The Golden from Elden Ring. He's real cool and I like his pretty braids that frame his face. His boss fight is dope as hell and that's what this screenshot is from, when he first comes down to beat the player's ass
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 6d
Pro-tip I've discovered for Elden Ring and other soulslike games to keep the tilt at bay

Listen to lofi hip hop, or your relaxing tunes of choice

If I ever die and lose all my runes I just take a few moments to listen to the chill beats and I'm ready to get back to locking in
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 7d
Geese are so cool bc they will always respond when you make noise, and they generally do it at the same volume as what you said so it feels like you're discussing with them

There's a conservatory with a goose and duck zone I go to sometimes and I like sitting by the fence with them they're chill
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Tobi @phantasmbark.bsky.social · 10d
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Claire Adida @claireadida.bsky.social · 10d
Why is a class action lawsuit against Amazon alleging Prime Day is a scam getting zero coverage by mainstream media?

Could it be because media outlets get a cut when a customer purchases a Prime Day product when clicking through their featured deals?

h/t @juddlegum.bsky.social
UPDATE: Lawsuit alleges Prime Day is a fraud
The federal class action lawsuit has been ignored by major media outlets, which continue to promote Prime Day deals.
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phylan @phylan.website · 10d
I don't think they should be allowed to do that
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All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 10d
First JK now Jordan Pete

Are transphobes secretly the monsters from Resident Evil 7 like why are they all in dookie domiciles
An scene from Phineas and Ferb with text edited. The top frame says "If I had a nickel for every time a transphobe lived in a mold house, I'd have two nickels." The bottom frame says "Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 11d
I know a lot of us autistics are misinterpreted when we're being sarcastic and I have found a solution

Do a silly tone when you're being sarcastic. It doesn't need to be crazy, just enough to portray that you're not being serious

This works to tremendous success for me
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Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 11d
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 11d
I love the Reptar lol
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Aug 26
Chiitan wins MMA. See you next time in the UFC ring.

総合格闘技デビューはなんとか勝利ですっ☆
しかしながら次は分かりませんっ☆
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Patricia, Wailing "AHH!!!" 👻 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 16d
I am so jealous of little animals who can curl up into a little circle. That's gotta be the best nap you can take.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14d
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 13d
I've never understood the appeal in those hentai faces where the girl has like vacuum suction on the dick

All I see is Q*Bert mouth lmao
A picture I snagged off Google of Q*Bert saying "@;&?@#" implied to be him dropping a fat curse word lol
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 14d
Really weird dunk to make about the fans of a TV show which has nothing to do with mental/emotional competence

That's like making a judgement about all trans people, just saying

"These people" 💀💀💀
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Wolfaninensfw🔞 @wolfaninensfw.bsky.social · 15d
“You kept him waiting.”
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16d
Kind Giant Panda🐼

ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 15d
BONUS Como Zoo pics

I was trying to get a picture of the anemone but the fishes loved me so much they kept photobombing me lmao

Every time too they'd turn and stay there looking up at me all happy it was so cute I love aquatic animals
Little diva decided they should be photographed when I was looking at anemones lol This charismatic lil feller rolling up to say hi with the most adorable smile ever while I was having a photo session with Snowcone Buddy strolling on over to investigate me when I was tryna take a picture of the corals. He's very polite looking so I'll forgive him This gent coming by to show me their cool hairstyle, thank you very much I appreciate it greatly your style is impeccable
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El Payaso 🐮🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · 15d
Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of the dome under the tank Another shot of Snowcone enjoying my presence. This close you can see the spiracle below his eye, which goes to his respiratory system :3 Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of standing outside the tank. I had a brightly coloured plushie with me and he was very interested in it so that's what he's looking at lol A view of Snowcone that shows why he's called an Epaulette Shark! On both sides of his "shoulders" behind his pectoral fins is a black circle with a white outside. It looks sort of like epaulettes apparently.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 15d
If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
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