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john caprisun
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do not follow me unless i followed you first you WILL be blocked. everlasting goat of pixelsbsky
one of my tweets is potentially breaching containment send help.
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
just posted to reddit for the first time in like 6 months and i DIDNT spend 5 hours debating on whether or not i should post. this is what improvement looks like
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
theyre finally here 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaawwwwwwwwwww they 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹❤️🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹🌹❤️
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
never let me touch openutau again
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Reposted by john caprisun
Actually the epicentre of everything wrong with everything in the world ever actually not just those 3, he is the epitome of the negative issues of capitalism and corruption, to get away with everything so fucking heinous and awful SO STOP FOCUSING ON HIM LIKING YURIIII
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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“Omg he was a himedanshi!!” THAT IS EPPPSSTTEEIIINNNNNN THAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEIN
LITERALLY THE NEXUS OF EVERYTHING WRONG EVER WITH POWER AND WEALTH AND CONNECTIONS
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
if your only takeaway from the epstein files was that epstein liked yuri and fnaf futa porn i genuinely need you to stare at yourself in the mirror for an uncomfortably long amount of time and then kill yourself
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
fuck offffff dude i dont even use spotify anymore except for when im at school and cant use my phone for music
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
SCREAMS AND DROOLS ALL OVER MY PHONE
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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98% of mlm media🥀🥀🥀
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM
neeeeeeed unit 1 in my art class to end i do not like graphite pencils at all i dont wanna do short lines that make my hand hurt just to shade properly my shading style on paper is long scribbly lines i cant do this anymore
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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good film.
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
PIXELS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳😳😳😳😳😂🫩🫩😳😳😳🫩😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😳🥹🥹😳😳😳😳😴😴😳🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳🥺🥺🥺🥺 You all may have moved on from Pixels, but I never did. Still a genuine top 5 movie for me.
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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pixels
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
can i go ONE DAY without being dragged into some stupid bullshit server drama
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
tiktoks new TOS for americans is genuinely fucking insane. get me out of this fucking country dude why are we in the worst timeline
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
while youre celebrate valentines day with your partner, ill be editing screenshots of hellbenders to make chris and zach women until my f*cking fingers bleed. we are not the same. /ref
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 AM
just disabled my discord account and deleted every social app off of my phone (besides tumblr) so that no one but my irls (or at least the ones that have my phone number) can contact me just because i can. i am a free man and i will not be controlled by the false promise of internet fame
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 AM
like. genuine effort was put into this strawpage and its for my fucking hellbenders/oneyplays-centric blog. are you kidding me (screenshot is only part of it)
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 AM
thinking about how i genuinely spent like 4-5 hours making a strawpage look cool and it isnt even for my main account. its for my stupid tumblr account that only has like 10 followers
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
i chose yuri
should i sleep or draw hellbenders yuri
January 23, 2026 at 11:05 PM
should i sleep or draw hellbenders yuri
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Reposted by john caprisun
You know, maybe the internet ain't so bad...
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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People who talk about Neopronouns and Xenogenders like they're the cause of transphobia, and not the Billions spent by conservative groups like The Heritage Foundation to spread anti-trans talking points, are as dumb as a brick.
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 AM