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noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · May 29

I agree

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Jan 24

how is everyone

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Jan 7

driving in florida suck ass because all of the worst drivers from every other state move here but thankfully i was forged in the crucible that is driving in the DMV area

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Dec 22

need that

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 30

college foot ball

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Nov 25

introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 25

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 24

so many of you are commanders fans

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 23

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 21

it’s my fucking FAULT

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 21

ovechkin out 4-6 weeks, i don’t make 100k, and my stupid ass penis is small

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 21

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 20

if you’ve ever wondered if traveling 2300 miles only to watch your captain’s leg explode on the ice was deflating the answer is yes

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 19

16pro

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 19

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

going to experience capitals hockey

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

only home games unfortunately

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

had a vagabond moment on top of this mountain

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

can i introduce you to the baltimore ravens

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 18

i’m a coldpilled wintercel

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 17

this fucking sucks i’d rather be at home jacking off

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 17

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 17

i am a fool for an odd hockey jersey

noah @capsboybebop.bsky.social · Nov 17

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