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Fubar 🇨🇦
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Mil-Poster, Black 'n Arab, Unapologetic NATO Shill, Progressive. Proud Canadian; Patch Guy 🇦🇬🇱🇧
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Since I'm moving over here, it's about time I put the painting up on the office wall.
May is going to be either really really funny or be really really awful
prediction: Trump is going to either explicitly endorse the Alberta separatists in the next two weeks or double down on the "Canada as a Chinese proxy" claim
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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prediction: Trump is going to either explicitly endorse the Alberta separatists in the next two weeks or double down on the "Canada as a Chinese proxy" claim
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I have several American friends and it's hard to convince the majority of them that even if it's unlikely to happen Canadians don't treat this as a "haha ol' Trump again is up to his antics." And that Americans treating it like a big joke is just making us exasperated
In a normal world, "US treasury secretary endorses American annexation of Canadian territory" should be front page news
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Not like multiple hostile state actors are throwing billions of dollars into influence operations or anything
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Last of the backlog:

#Patchoftheday - 23 - RADAR LOVE

Personal patch of mine that I acquired at NATO Air Base Geilenkirchen, home of their AWACS Fleet. This is a vanity patch not attached to any particular unit.

All AWACS are registered under Luxembourg, each airframe sporting their roundel.
February 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Absolutely absurd that Al Hol was left to languish for years while the Kurds had to somehow manage 11,000 heavily radicalized ISIS members who were quite literally running radicalization day camps for kids
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
My Twitter algorithm is almost exclusively what I assume to be some sort of influence operation centred around Americans seizing Canada and how easy and awesome it would be. The rest of my feed is just MAGA operating in a reality where Trump is right 100% of the time. Absolutely useless platform
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Soldier affiliated with the Mexican Secretariat of the Navy (SEMAR) rolling around in traffic in an armoured pickup truck with a mounted M134 minigun. Likely a Marine, based on the camo scheme.
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Only took me a few weeks but here is a list of books to introduce one to all things military. My latest⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
An unfortunate reality of the modern political environment is that there is a not insignificant amount of people who solely view politics and voting as a weapon to harm people they dislike or think deserve punishment. No more no less

Unfortunately it's become even more prevalent due to social media
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Through Canadian know how, hutzpah, and a little magic our sole battery of RBS-70 SHORAD currently deployed with Taskforce Latvia will be used to destroy American Minuteman ICBMs overlying Canada.

Our dark sorcery is why the US forced us to cancel the Avro Arrow. Too powerful
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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#patchoftheday - 5 - Unidentified KC-10-135 refuelling squadron designed to support black aircraft projects.
NKAWTG - NOBODY KICKS ASS WITHOUT TANKER GAS
- Trevor Paglen's, ICTYBTYWHTBDBM

Likely from the 412th or 57th wing.
November 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
This new update is incredible because now I can fulfill the fantasy of being aircraft carrier deck crew or roleplaying as an exasperated, sleep deprived Boeing engineer at their Everett factory
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Tax man cometh.
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Month 11 out of 48 btw
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz on Greenland: "Denmark just doesn't have the resources or capacity to do what needs to be done in the northern region. And to the Democrats who say 'they're giving you full access,' everybody knows if you're renting a place you treat it differently than if you own it."
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
US forces coordinating with the SDF while also fully integrating themselves with the STG in Damascus
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Live reaction inside STCN headquarters at Zhanjiang naval base
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
To be clear I think with 100% certainty that we will not be invaded in any capacity by the US. I just think they're going to be super annoying and passive aggressive to us until the next election
Twitter is irate about this and a bunch of popular "personalities" are encouraging the US to strengthen separatist movements in Canada to basically Donbas us
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The Alberta separatist movement is such an own goal because it's basically willingly turning yourself into a Petro state enclave under the pretense of citizens fundamentally misunderstanding what the responsibility of the federal vs provincial govt is.
I am living the nightmare right now in Alberta. Separatists are collecting signatures to initiate a separation referendum. The movement boasts political and financial support from the US. The organizers say they have met the US State Dept several times and have their full support.
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Twitter is irate about this and a bunch of popular "personalities" are encouraging the US to strengthen separatist movements in Canada to basically Donbas us
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This is just dire man. Over double the crew required to man a Tico with a ANEMIC VLS capacity for its size. The Railgun isn't even a proper proven techology it's not even nuclear?! How much is it going to cost to run this thing
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Iran talking about ICE at the UN security Council meeting. I think they just screwed themselves over because Trump is going to take that very personally
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
According to the NYT an attack on Iran was planned yesterday but was delayed as Israel felt they were not ready to defend against potential retaliation
a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
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January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Okay so we're approaching week 2 of Maduro's capture and not to jump the gun a bit on results but literally what was accomplished other than aura farming and scaring the dogshit out of the Venezuelan government into hopefully maybe stop cracking skulls
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM