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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 1d

As yes, Yertle the Turtle.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 1d

Pay close attention.

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It'd be a real shame if this photo of President Obama receiving his Nobel Peace Prize went viral today, for no particular reason.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 3d

a man says let them die in front of a white wall

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 5d

Oh I'm not saying we hide it. I'm just saying we don't give him any credit. Refer to MAGA as a group when you teach history.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 5d

I'd rather history didn't remember 'it' at all. That would be the ultimate insult to the thing occupying the White House if history completely forgot 'it's' name and appearance. Just refer to Republicans as a whole when talking about this shameful period of history.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 5d

The question isn't what do you call it. The question is what the FUCK are you going to do about it?

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 5d

Yup. All those darn left-wing terrorists you have in the States.

Like the guy that shot whatshisface in Utah. Oh wait, he was right-wing.

Or that guy that murdered those Democrat leaders... No wait, he was right-wing too.

Or those people rounding up people because of their color. Oh no, wait...

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 9d

I was a fan of the original growing up. Reading Rainbow and Next Gen made me a huge Burton fan. And while I admit I know nothing about this new guy, I hope he's as successful as Levar was. Getting kids to read might be more important now than ever.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 9d

And now a Muppet News Flash!

The humidity is rising. The barometer is getting low.
According to all sources the street is the place to go.
Because tonight for the first time, at about a half past ten.
For the first time in history, it is going to be raining me-aaagh!

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 9d

Yup. I knew it too.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 9d

Anyone want to place bets on how long before Andrade wines about his 'role' in AEW again?

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12d

They ALL need to be tried. We need a trial second only to Nuremberg.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12d

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12d

By Gawd, it's Cain!

Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 13d

a man in a military uniform is wearing a helmet and says i see nothing !

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 14d

While we're at it, here's a classic one from George Takai.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvc...

You are made of Stupid

YouTube video by Ari Edits

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16d

Twenty Home Runs for Dauton Varsho with that Grand Slam tonight. Imagine if he'd been healthy for the whole season.
#BlueJays

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17d

I gave up Twitter when I transferred over here about a year ago. Haven't looked back and I've been far happier when it comes to social media since.

Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17d

Yup. And Gus is the friend we all need.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17d

Well there's three more deaths you can lay at Trump's feet. Four if the detainee in the Ice Shootings doesn't make it.

Good job. *Sarcastic clapping*

Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17d

two women sitting in front of a globe with the words i did n't jump

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17d

I want that hat.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18d

Welp. Time to start boycotting the CFL. If Stewart Johnson loves the American version of the game so much he's free to resign, move south and try his luck there. I call on all CFL fans to stop watching, stop going to the games until they change things back.

This is our league and we love it as is!

Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18d

Welp. Time to start boycotting the CFL. If Stewart Johnson loves the American version of the game so much he's free to resign, move south and try his luck there. I call on all CFL fans to stop watching, stop going to the games until they change things back.

This is our league and we love it as is!

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