CaptainTightpants12
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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.
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Extras again. Somebody’s going home brokenhearted. Again.
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I’d love to see the Yankees overhaul the staff this season. Ron Washington is available and there’s nobody better for defensive fundamentals than Washington, perfect add. I’d be calling on Jason Giambi and Willie Randolph too. Joe Maddon would be a killer “analytics but has feel” get. Gotta improve.
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That was some Yankees shit, I have to say. Sorry, Phils fans.
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Oh no… why are you going home, bro?
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He also picked them to win before the game. He loves to sound smart. Offense didn’t show up and the defense was sloppy. Simple as that. No Classic Boone Ball. Cashman gets talented players and sure sometimes they don’t work out, but everyone regresses under Boone. The blame is pretty clear.
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Other than the obvious black hole at 3B, I don’t think Cashman is the problem. A lot of his moves made/make sense. Boone, on the other hand, has had virtually all his young players fall apart offensively and even had long time veterans become sloppy messes on his watch. The blame is clear here.
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The Yankees need to make some changes.

Firing Aaron Boone or Brian Cashman shouldn't be among them, Ken Rosenthal writes.

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I want Volpe gone. I think you can have Belli and Jasson in the outfield with Judge, not sure of the best defensive alignment, but it's doable. Question is whether Jasson can do enough with the bat. I'd like to think he can. I'm a big Martian fan, but I'm getting over hoping on young dudes.
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Yankees gotta #ResignBelli, but how do they get better in the lineup for 2026? Sign Tucker and trade Dominguez? Sign Bichette and jettison Volpe? Sign Bregman and figure out what to do with McMahon? Offense has to be better. Just has to be.
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A right handed back up for Wells (hello, El Gary) and then keep Rosario and Cabby. A right handed outfielder?

Cole-Fried-Schlittler-Rodon-Gil will be sweet. Bullpens are weird as always. Hire Ron Washington to the coaching staff.
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A lot of the team will be the same. You can count on Wells, Rice, Jazz, and McMahon on the infield. Judge, Martian in the outfield. Can you improve on Belli? Probably not. Can you improve on Volpe? Duh, but will they?
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Season over, and the Yankees gotta figure this shit out now. Bring back Belli, I dunno about anyone else. It was fun being miserable with y’all.
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At least we will get more Martian next year.
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At least Boone isn’t making me watch that piece of garbage Anthony Volpe here.
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Please, Wellsy. I’m not ready to be done with this seaso.
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They don’t need help, Blue.
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If Ryan McMahon is the only dude in the offensive column, you didn’t show up to win. They gotta figure out this offense no-show shit. This just can’t happen.
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The offense no showing is even worse than being blown out.
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Please Grisham. Fucking please.
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I can’t stress how much I never wanna see Anthony Volpe again.
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Wellsy was so close to getting me back into the game.