CaptHandlebar
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
You thought God was an architect, now you know he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.
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Realllllly seems that Ms Leavitt is stating that knowingly spending “hours alone” with a human-trafficked, rape victim is doing “nothing wrong.”
CBS News' Weijia Jiang: "Did the president ever spend hours at Jeffrey Epstein’s house with a victim?"
Karoline Leavitt: "These emails prove nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong."
Karoline Leavitt: "These emails prove nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong."
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Realllllly seems that Ms Leavitt is stating that knowingly spending “hours alone” with a human-trafficked, rape victim is doing “nothing wrong.”
Weird.
Why would Trump’s administration care, though?
Why would Trump’s administration care, though?
Exclusive: Top Trump administration officials plan to meet today to discuss House efforts to force the release of the Epstein files. https://cnn.it/3WSyk2Y
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Weird.
Why would Trump’s administration care, though?
Why would Trump’s administration care, though?
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Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
Wolff being outed for what we had a pretty strong idea of who he is:
A grifter. He was helping Epstein essentially as a publicist knowingly helping a known pedophile blackmail another.
JFC.
A grifter. He was helping Epstein essentially as a publicist knowingly helping a known pedophile blackmail another.
JFC.
🚨BREAKING:
2015 email shows journalist Michael Wolff advising Jeffrey Epstein on how to handle Donald Trump.
“You can hang him in a way that generates a benefit for you… or save him, generating a debt.”
Epstein’s reply: “What do you think it should be?”
2015 email shows journalist Michael Wolff advising Jeffrey Epstein on how to handle Donald Trump.
“You can hang him in a way that generates a benefit for you… or save him, generating a debt.”
Epstein’s reply: “What do you think it should be?”
![Email #3 is direct correspondence between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff.
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Michael Wolff [
12/16/2015 4:26:32 PM
jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Re: Heads up
Importance: High
I think you should let him hang himself. If he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt. Of course, it is possible that, when asked, he'll say Jeffrey is a great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed in a Trump regime.
On Tue, Dec 15, 2015 at 11:52 PM, jeffrey E. <jcevacation@gmail.com> wrote: if we were able to craft an answer for him, what do you think it should be?
On Tue, Dee 15, 2015 at 8:00 PM, Michael Wolff 4
> wrote:
I hear CNN planning to ask Trump tonight about his relationship with you--cither on air or in scrum afterwards.
please note
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November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wolff being outed for what we had a pretty strong idea of who he is:
A grifter. He was helping Epstein essentially as a publicist knowingly helping a known pedophile blackmail another.
JFC.
A grifter. He was helping Epstein essentially as a publicist knowingly helping a known pedophile blackmail another.
JFC.
What is it I always say about when Indiana makes the national news?
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What is it I always say about when Indiana makes the national news?
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"I Get To Decide Your Religion Is Bullshit", brought to you by the makers of, "Religious Freedom Means Pharmacists Don't Have To Dispense Medication"
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"I Get To Decide Your Religion Is Bullshit", brought to you by the makers of, "Religious Freedom Means Pharmacists Don't Have To Dispense Medication"
And cutting education is going to do what exactly to fix the problem?
President Donald Trump told Fox News in an interview that the United States doesn't have talented workers to fill jobs needed domestically, defending the H1-B skilled worker visa program. https://cnn.it/4hUhfzj
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And cutting education is going to do what exactly to fix the problem?
Me: (selecting all) Ctrl+A
Windows: Ah, here is some.
Me: No. Ctrl+A
Windows: Here is also some
Me: Burns the world to the goddamn ground.
Windows: Ah, here is some.
Me: No. Ctrl+A
Windows: Here is also some
Me: Burns the world to the goddamn ground.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me: (selecting all) Ctrl+A
Windows: Ah, here is some.
Me: No. Ctrl+A
Windows: Here is also some
Me: Burns the world to the goddamn ground.
Windows: Ah, here is some.
Me: No. Ctrl+A
Windows: Here is also some
Me: Burns the world to the goddamn ground.
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TIRED: The Bears getting coaches fired.
WIRED: The Bears getting the OPPOSING COACH fired.
WIRED: The Bears getting the OPPOSING COACH fired.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
TIRED: The Bears getting coaches fired.
WIRED: The Bears getting the OPPOSING COACH fired.
WIRED: The Bears getting the OPPOSING COACH fired.
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I think ESPNs app is drunk.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think ESPNs app is drunk.
*cough*
This Bears defense is abysmal.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
*cough*
This Bears defense is abysmal.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This Bears defense is abysmal.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
Completely dependent on a few big individual plays but zero coverage downfield and no pass rush.
Awful.
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I disagree with Greg Olsen here. If a player is responsible for how their body falls on a quarterback, then a player should be responsible for their knee hitting a QB's head — incidental or not — after a play is blown dead.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I disagree with Greg Olsen here. If a player is responsible for how their body falls on a quarterback, then a player should be responsible for their knee hitting a QB's head — incidental or not — after a play is blown dead.
NYG QB gets incidental contact to the helmet while being tackled: Fox commentator says a penalty is the right call.
(2 min later)
CHI QB gets kneed directly in the helmet long after a slide: Same commentator says it was accidental and is OK with no call.
(2 min later)
CHI QB gets kneed directly in the helmet long after a slide: Same commentator says it was accidental and is OK with no call.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
NYG QB gets incidental contact to the helmet while being tackled: Fox commentator says a penalty is the right call.
(2 min later)
CHI QB gets kneed directly in the helmet long after a slide: Same commentator says it was accidental and is OK with no call.
(2 min later)
CHI QB gets kneed directly in the helmet long after a slide: Same commentator says it was accidental and is OK with no call.
Oof. Penn State played one hell of a game.
One of the toughest wins I have seen in NCAAF.
One of the toughest wins I have seen in NCAAF.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oof. Penn State played one hell of a game.
One of the toughest wins I have seen in NCAAF.
One of the toughest wins I have seen in NCAAF.
Meet Murray!
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Meet Murray!
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
My life is stupid by design sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My life is stupid by design sometimes.
So @snootyjuicer.bsky.social are playing Community Marry/Date/Sidepiece
Me: Brita/Annie/Shirley
SJ: Troy/Abed/Jeff
This is now settled science.
Me: Brita/Annie/Shirley
SJ: Troy/Abed/Jeff
This is now settled science.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So @snootyjuicer.bsky.social are playing Community Marry/Date/Sidepiece
Me: Brita/Annie/Shirley
SJ: Troy/Abed/Jeff
This is now settled science.
Me: Brita/Annie/Shirley
SJ: Troy/Abed/Jeff
This is now settled science.
This fucker sold steaks and hates steaks. They were shitty steaks.
This fucker is selling wine and doesn’t drink. Enjoy your $45/bottle of MD20/20, ya dipshits.
This fucker is selling wine and doesn’t drink. Enjoy your $45/bottle of MD20/20, ya dipshits.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This fucker sold steaks and hates steaks. They were shitty steaks.
This fucker is selling wine and doesn’t drink. Enjoy your $45/bottle of MD20/20, ya dipshits.
This fucker is selling wine and doesn’t drink. Enjoy your $45/bottle of MD20/20, ya dipshits.
So:
- Reduce federal workers
- Have problems with federal staffing
- Stop paying federal workers
- Have more problems with federal staffing
- Cancel flights
Damn democrats.
- Reduce federal workers
- Have problems with federal staffing
- Stop paying federal workers
- Have more problems with federal staffing
- Cancel flights
Damn democrats.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
So:
- Reduce federal workers
- Have problems with federal staffing
- Stop paying federal workers
- Have more problems with federal staffing
- Cancel flights
Damn democrats.
- Reduce federal workers
- Have problems with federal staffing
- Stop paying federal workers
- Have more problems with federal staffing
- Cancel flights
Damn democrats.