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i am of the opinion that the most interesting thing you can do with two fantasy cultures is give them both bigotry and harmful societal structures that just operate differently and in clashing ways and this tends to inform most of the things i make up about dwarves
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i am of the opinion that the most interesting thing you can do with two fantasy cultures is give them both bigotry and harmful societal structures that just operate differently and in clashing ways and this tends to inform most of the things i make up about dwarves
roy mustang may be an all time animated sexyman but he is also like a caricature of a liberal in that he is a colonel in a fascist military who discovers that his fuhrer, on whose orders he has already committed genocide, is evil and he’s like oh my god we have to warn the rest of nazi high command
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
roy mustang may be an all time animated sexyman but he is also like a caricature of a liberal in that he is a colonel in a fascist military who discovers that his fuhrer, on whose orders he has already committed genocide, is evil and he’s like oh my god we have to warn the rest of nazi high command
i understand why people began to talk about “representation” and that all intentions came from the right place but i think it has been bad for virtually every conversation about diversity in fiction and popular culture because it oversimplifies everything and flattens all other critique
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
i understand why people began to talk about “representation” and that all intentions came from the right place but i think it has been bad for virtually every conversation about diversity in fiction and popular culture because it oversimplifies everything and flattens all other critique
one of the many appalling aspects of sexual abuse scandals is that after a while you get the feeling that everyone is having a perverse sort of fun talking about this because it’s salacious and spooky. there is a true crime watcher sort of voyeurism going on more than any honest sorrow
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
one of the many appalling aspects of sexual abuse scandals is that after a while you get the feeling that everyone is having a perverse sort of fun talking about this because it’s salacious and spooky. there is a true crime watcher sort of voyeurism going on more than any honest sorrow
honestly tolkien’s most tolkien moment was hiding some of his most unhinged romantic lines in a side text read by relatively few people that is mostly a theological conversation about fate and death. that was him at his bare essentials
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
honestly tolkien’s most tolkien moment was hiding some of his most unhinged romantic lines in a side text read by relatively few people that is mostly a theological conversation about fate and death. that was him at his bare essentials
superbowl winners saying they’re world champions is always kind of like if you said you were the world champion of running stoplights in some town in arkansas in the sense that that is probably true but you’ve never really seen a son of a bitch from anywhere else in the world trying that out either
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
superbowl winners saying they’re world champions is always kind of like if you said you were the world champion of running stoplights in some town in arkansas in the sense that that is probably true but you’ve never really seen a son of a bitch from anywhere else in the world trying that out either
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February 7, 2026 at 9:42 AM
i, for one, am rather over it being that time of year where the air is such that your only option to not have atrociously dry skin is to lube your entire body up with lotion and moisturizer and then slither into bed like some sort of eel every evening
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i, for one, am rather over it being that time of year where the air is such that your only option to not have atrociously dry skin is to lube your entire body up with lotion and moisturizer and then slither into bed like some sort of eel every evening
you hate to give a landlord credit but my landlord getting a message from me that my mailbox fell off in the snow and sending a guy out there who proceeded to put the mail box back on the post but screw the front shut so it’s still unusable is an incredible bit. i’ll allow it because it’s funny
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
you hate to give a landlord credit but my landlord getting a message from me that my mailbox fell off in the snow and sending a guy out there who proceeded to put the mail box back on the post but screw the front shut so it’s still unusable is an incredible bit. i’ll allow it because it’s funny
the key inaccuracy you see in sports yaoi a lot isn’t actually people not knowing how these games and leagues work it’s people who don’t watch sports having no metric for what kind of gay stuff is acceptable for straight guy athletes to do together and what kind of gay stuff is gay
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
the key inaccuracy you see in sports yaoi a lot isn’t actually people not knowing how these games and leagues work it’s people who don’t watch sports having no metric for what kind of gay stuff is acceptable for straight guy athletes to do together and what kind of gay stuff is gay
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little tyelpe portrait🫶
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
little tyelpe portrait🫶
i’m like if a grown man had the figure of a milkmaid in 18th century pornography and a license to practice law
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i’m like if a grown man had the figure of a milkmaid in 18th century pornography and a license to practice law
when i was in high school there were 2 pages in every classroom copy of the epic of gilgamesh that were glued shut because in a previous year a boy had found it too erotic and audibly moaned in class and that’s kind of how writing silmarillion erotica feels. i’m moaning during the epic of gilgamesh
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
when i was in high school there were 2 pages in every classroom copy of the epic of gilgamesh that were glued shut because in a previous year a boy had found it too erotic and audibly moaned in class and that’s kind of how writing silmarillion erotica feels. i’m moaning during the epic of gilgamesh
i’m sure this has been said but fernando by abba has to be the all time example of the lyrics not quite matching the vibe of the song like it’s so cute and chipper sounding and the words are about an old revolutionary recalling the look in a comrade’s eyes on a fateful night long before
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i’m sure this has been said but fernando by abba has to be the all time example of the lyrics not quite matching the vibe of the song like it’s so cute and chipper sounding and the words are about an old revolutionary recalling the look in a comrade’s eyes on a fateful night long before
if there is one thing i am sure of it’s the fëanorian propensity for making titles and honorifics derogatory. i just know that fëanáro somehow injected an ability to say the words “my lord” in such a way that it sounds like a slur into that bloodline
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
if there is one thing i am sure of it’s the fëanorian propensity for making titles and honorifics derogatory. i just know that fëanáro somehow injected an ability to say the words “my lord” in such a way that it sounds like a slur into that bloodline
something beloved about an old as fuck fandom that nothing new has is that any time you are curious about something related to it there is inevitably a forum or niche website dedicated specifically to what you’re looking for that was built when you were in kindergarten and is still updated regularly
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
something beloved about an old as fuck fandom that nothing new has is that any time you are curious about something related to it there is inevitably a forum or niche website dedicated specifically to what you’re looking for that was built when you were in kindergarten and is still updated regularly
don’t get me wrong people are welcome to quote my posts with whatever but just know if you quote my post assigning it to a character or pairing i don’t know about i will ask friends who are into that if your assignment was accurate. the council will decide your fate
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
don’t get me wrong people are welcome to quote my posts with whatever but just know if you quote my post assigning it to a character or pairing i don’t know about i will ask friends who are into that if your assignment was accurate. the council will decide your fate
i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me
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"but curufin smiled" top 5 metal lines
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"but curufin smiled" top 5 metal lines
sometimes i remember that in eso you find out sai sahan is in love with his old friend and comrade lyris because you and lyris come to his rescue when he is being tortured for information and you find that one of the things his torturers have done to break him is show him a Not-Lyris who loves him
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
sometimes i remember that in eso you find out sai sahan is in love with his old friend and comrade lyris because you and lyris come to his rescue when he is being tortured for information and you find that one of the things his torturers have done to break him is show him a Not-Lyris who loves him
look maybe it was not the most pressing gender issue on earth but it is very beautiful to me that people give a shit about women’s basketball now. i’m in my 20s and even in my childhood (speaking as someone who did follow women’s college basketball at the time) that was not a thing
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
look maybe it was not the most pressing gender issue on earth but it is very beautiful to me that people give a shit about women’s basketball now. i’m in my 20s and even in my childhood (speaking as someone who did follow women’s college basketball at the time) that was not a thing
honestly there is no greater sign of the specter of brocon lingering over the silmarillion than the way that eldamo lists 6 different neo-quenya words (in addition to the canonical ones) for brother in various contexts, registers, and age distinctions
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
honestly there is no greater sign of the specter of brocon lingering over the silmarillion than the way that eldamo lists 6 different neo-quenya words (in addition to the canonical ones) for brother in various contexts, registers, and age distinctions
i think one of the funniest emotions a person can go through is finally getting to a classic novel or film and discovering that it is in fact a masterpiece just like everyone said because you can’t help but be a little mad. you’re in awe of something truly beautiful but you’re also like goddamnit
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
i think one of the funniest emotions a person can go through is finally getting to a classic novel or film and discovering that it is in fact a masterpiece just like everyone said because you can’t help but be a little mad. you’re in awe of something truly beautiful but you’re also like goddamnit
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