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Excessively round Finch

@carduelisflatuum.bsky.social

58 followers 10 following 55 posts

💨 Dumb fartbird that eats people occasionally and will poop on your windshield. 💨 🔞ADULTS ONLY.🔞 29, she/her, cis but very butch 🐦

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VBB SMELLS_ @vbbsmells.bsky.social · Jun 1

soda and pizza grease mix well me thinks

(made with the client's permission)

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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 1d

Birds love pies. Give your local birb a pie (or three)…

A bird has eaten their own weight in pie. They now lie immobilized on the ground, with crumbs scattered all around them, their large gut, distended, pressed agaist the floor, propping their legs up in the air.

There is dialogue that says: “Was that all the pie / Aww shucks… / I’m still *HIC* hungry”

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh that's cool! I'll have to look into it

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 11d

I should post some old kink stuff here (bsky needs a queue function!) but 10 years of art are sadly in broken hard drive purgatory. Repairing it is 800 euro so it'll have to wait 'til this dumb bird has an actual job.

Still studying now, and everything is expensive...

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 11d

Thank you! And yes I should!

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 11d

nah I'm with you but I very recently got accused of maybe not being a real furry so I dunno how much value my opinion holds haha

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 15d

Birp blop

Digital drawing of a very round anthropomorphic bird, farting. She looks a little grumpy.

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 15d

im a fartbird!

Digital doodle of an anthropomorphic bird, seen butt-first, farting.

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 15d

Oh wow, lots of new followers! Hi all!

I'm one of those rare horny Weird Women. I draw round animals and farts. Very picky with my kink stuff though but I do take commissions!

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 15d

Onion rings are everything... a place here does beer battered ones and they're godly

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 17d

Oooh gotcha. Yeah if people can do it in a considerate and healthy way then more power to em, but being forced into something you don't like is never fun!

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 17d

I'm the last one to kinkshame but findomming makes no sense to me. But maybe I'm just poor!

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 20d

Yeap. You hit the nail on the head. This is the first step to banning all adult stuff and even non-adult stuff and I'm not having it!

I'm a vegan vorarephile. Suck on that with your working mouth, staff

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · 20d

Needs to be largerrrr!

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Sep 9

nasty oversized bird blob deflating, what else is new?

Digital drawing of a grotesquely obese anthropomorphic bird, farting in the air, surrounded by fart clouds.

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Sep 9

Not large enough! I need to be the size of a blimp! 🎈

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Sep 9

Saw a trailer for Over The Hedge as a wee child and decided skunks were my personality from then on + also realized I was some degree of sapphic. Thanks funny animal movie

I'm bitter by how most people portray skunks now though and am not keen on the stereotypes, but I still love em irl

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Sep 8

i dunno

Digital drawing of a very fat bird laying on her grotesquely large belly yelling "larger!"

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GyRoEsEhNi @gyroesehni.bsky.social · Aug 22

@carduelisflatuum.bsky.social speaking of shapes...
I have posted this here yet sooooo...

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 22

Gasp! Oh I love this so much ❤️ bird Round! You're too kind man! Showers you in your favourite snacks!!!

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 21

I'm only prey to friends. Does that make me demisnacksual?

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 21

Bird ain't goin anywhere anytime soon

Digital drawing of an anthropomorphic finch named Finch, being extremely bottom-heavy with a doofy happy expression.

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Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 19

Awww buddy! Haha just wait til he's finished then! I hope you'll be at home in that case! ❤️

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 19

Auegh I forgot the suggestive label. Oh well

Excessively round Finch @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social · Aug 19

Blockout of @bakazooie.bsky.social 's big ol' owl Mallow for a sculpt in blender! Can't wait to work more on him... put my blender camera in one spot so I can make renders as i go along, to have a buncha progress pics! First time doing a body shape like this in 3d.

He's BIG!

#fatfur

Unfinished 3d render of a very fat anthropomorphic owl t-posing, made up of many round shapes.

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