capybara cara
@carebearritual.bsky.social
gossiper, hater, trivia knower
every character in the hunger games: wow i love katniss she’s so cool
katniss everdeen girl on fire:
katniss everdeen girl on fire:
a cartoon character says everybody hates me with a netflix logo in the corner
ALT: a cartoon character says everybody hates me with a netflix logo in the corner
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December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
every character in the hunger games: wow i love katniss she’s so cool
katniss everdeen girl on fire:
katniss everdeen girl on fire:
they don’t make love stories like katniss and peeta anymore
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
they don’t make love stories like katniss and peeta anymore
it should be illegal to be my body rn. literally causing pain and suffering to a person smh
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
it should be illegal to be my body rn. literally causing pain and suffering to a person smh
new torture idea just dropped: make someone eat a sandwich when they are nauseous and dizzy
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
new torture idea just dropped: make someone eat a sandwich when they are nauseous and dizzy
describing brain zaps: it’s like if an anxious chihuahua bit the back of your eyes every 15 seconds
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
describing brain zaps: it’s like if an anxious chihuahua bit the back of your eyes every 15 seconds
me when my body is slightly unwell:
i must be dying of an alien disease and if i don’t go to work then everyone will hate me and i’ll be homeless and someone WILL cut my head off
i must be dying of an alien disease and if i don’t go to work then everyone will hate me and i’ll be homeless and someone WILL cut my head off
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
me when my body is slightly unwell:
i must be dying of an alien disease and if i don’t go to work then everyone will hate me and i’ll be homeless and someone WILL cut my head off
i must be dying of an alien disease and if i don’t go to work then everyone will hate me and i’ll be homeless and someone WILL cut my head off
do i feel bad bc brain zaps or vestibular migraine? idk and idc whats causing it but i do want it to stop.
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
do i feel bad bc brain zaps or vestibular migraine? idk and idc whats causing it but i do want it to stop.
GOT THE JOHN GREEN SPOTIFY WRAPPED VIDEO. ULTRA RARE
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
GOT THE JOHN GREEN SPOTIFY WRAPPED VIDEO. ULTRA RARE
my spanish students would NOT stop saying a salamu alaykum with no context all day. i was like ah yes and also with you.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my spanish students would NOT stop saying a salamu alaykum with no context all day. i was like ah yes and also with you.
we’re gonna be free of pennies next year and i didn’t even notice??? how fucked up is this country i would’ve had a cake made
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
we’re gonna be free of pennies next year and i didn’t even notice??? how fucked up is this country i would’ve had a cake made
Ummm actually in taylor swifts song Father Figure when she says “we’ve got the place surrounded” it’s a reference to Bo Burnhams 2021 song titled Look Who’s Inside Again and it’s final lyric “Come out with your hands up we’ve got you surrounded.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ummm actually in taylor swifts song Father Figure when she says “we’ve got the place surrounded” it’s a reference to Bo Burnhams 2021 song titled Look Who’s Inside Again and it’s final lyric “Come out with your hands up we’ve got you surrounded.”
Well well look who’s inside again, went out to look for a reason to hide again
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Well well look who’s inside again, went out to look for a reason to hide again
Reposted by capybara cara
Now that NYC has a hot mayor I think it’s only fair that every major city gets to have a hot mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Now that NYC has a hot mayor I think it’s only fair that every major city gets to have a hot mayor.
tiniest 6th grader was in a TIZZY before class and asked to go to counselors. sent her asap and after class i asked her whats going on. she was like my sis hits me and spits on me. i’m like ok cps speed dial
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tiniest 6th grader was in a TIZZY before class and asked to go to counselors. sent her asap and after class i asked her whats going on. she was like my sis hits me and spits on me. i’m like ok cps speed dial
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
wanna see the worst text i’ve ever sent?
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
wanna see the worst text i’ve ever sent?
SELL! STATEN! ISLAND! TO! JERSEY!
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SELL! STATEN! ISLAND! TO! JERSEY!
feeling very Patriotic rn
a woman is holding a large american flag with the name kristenpulisic on the bottom
ALT: a woman is holding a large american flag with the name kristenpulisic on the bottom
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November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
feeling very Patriotic rn
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I want a Cuomo Sadness Cam.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want a Cuomo Sadness Cam.
the saddest losers on earth?
show me andrew cuomo
show me andrew cuomo
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying good answer !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying good answer !
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the saddest losers on earth?
show me andrew cuomo
show me andrew cuomo
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME IM A LIBERAL
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME IM A LIBERAL
30 more minutes to make sure the trump endorsed nyc mayor candidate eats his words ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
30 more minutes to make sure the trump endorsed nyc mayor candidate eats his words ❤️
wish i was any of the teachers that thrive off kids hating them but it just makes me wanna ophelia myself
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
wish i was any of the teachers that thrive off kids hating them but it just makes me wanna ophelia myself
i hate my job i’m bad at it and even if i was good at it who gives a fuck bc i fucking hate everyone
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i hate my job i’m bad at it and even if i was good at it who gives a fuck bc i fucking hate everyone
me vs trying not to ophelia myself bc i’m slightly uncomfortable (impossible challenge)
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
me vs trying not to ophelia myself bc i’m slightly uncomfortable (impossible challenge)
me two weeks of every month: i am happy and a little fairy just hanging out
me the other two weeks:
me the other two weeks:
a cartoon of a boy with red hair says " i just want to lay on the floor and die "
ALT: a cartoon of a boy with red hair says " i just want to lay on the floor and die "
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November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
me two weeks of every month: i am happy and a little fairy just hanging out
me the other two weeks:
me the other two weeks: