capybara cara
@carebearritual.bsky.social
gossiper, hater, trivia knower
me stoned out of my mind: this normal account is making a strange point let me argue
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
me stoned out of my mind: this normal account is making a strange point let me argue
DONT tell me about good novels with romance i want my middle school OTP popular again
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
DONT tell me about good novels with romance i want my middle school OTP popular again
trafficking does not need to be for sexual slavery. you are so fucking misinformed it’s embarrassing you think you know everything
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
trafficking does not need to be for sexual slavery. you are so fucking misinformed it’s embarrassing you think you know everything
ur the one being the pedant dumbas
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ur the one being the pedant dumbas
the letter g is still set to autocorrect to gazoonka in my phone
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the letter g is still set to autocorrect to gazoonka in my phone
stuoid bc i brought it upon myself by not picking up my meds a week ago like i told myself i had to. then deciding all week i’d “be fine”
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
stuoid bc i brought it upon myself by not picking up my meds a week ago like i told myself i had to. then deciding all week i’d “be fine”
new word unlocked
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
new word unlocked
i’m glad he’s ok that’s so fucking scary and glad there was not one but TWO medical professionals
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i’m glad he’s ok that’s so fucking scary and glad there was not one but TWO medical professionals
me trying to stay upright at work today but i just looked drunk. i had sunglasses on too. i promise i’m not a drunk teacher guys i’m just so fucking stupid
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
me trying to stay upright at work today but i just looked drunk. i had sunglasses on too. i promise i’m not a drunk teacher guys i’m just so fucking stupid
i always call it “rattle snake vision” bc it’s like when people get bit by a snake in movies and all the frames layer on top of the last one
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i always call it “rattle snake vision” bc it’s like when people get bit by a snake in movies and all the frames layer on top of the last one
wait what’s happening in oklahoma
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
wait what’s happening in oklahoma
and also it’s like when you think there’s a stair there but there’s not so you fall a little. but in your BRAIN
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
and also it’s like when you think there’s a stair there but there’s not so you fall a little. but in your BRAIN
it’s like if an earthquake was happening but only to your meninges
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it’s like if an earthquake was happening but only to your meninges
printing this tweet out and putting it at the bottom of my ssri bottle bc i always forget how bad it is and then it’s 3 days later and i’m shitting my brains out while trying not to fall over when i stand up to wash my hands
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
printing this tweet out and putting it at the bottom of my ssri bottle bc i always forget how bad it is and then it’s 3 days later and i’m shitting my brains out while trying not to fall over when i stand up to wash my hands
yes like i said rare moment
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
yes like i said rare moment