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🦈 MegaloMom 🦈
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34 // 44DDD (Really!) // Ace/Poly // 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her // Writer of 18+ Years // Lots of Sonas/Mostly Shark! // HRT: 4/13/2021 // Taken by @boxeater.bsky.social

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If I didn't play Salamanders on the side, every balance dataslate would cause me a major depressive episode.

(If you play T'au, you know what I'm talking about...)
This is what it's like in our house anytime a balance dataslate looms
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Auction Time!
Night Priestess Zoroark. A mysterious guardian of the shadows!

You can place your bid here
ych.commishes.com/auction/show...
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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sometimes a girl just needs to sit on the bathroom floor and think. Maya's having a quiet evening, wrapped in a towel and letting herself feel what she needs to feel... The Psyducks are doing their best.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Shark meat.

Shmeat.

That's it, that's the post.

🎨 @dullvivid.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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dont worry honey i gotchu
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Stuck with a goddamn cold and sore throat, so I'll throw this little treat your way while I recover.

Tiamat is in-universe designated as "Goldeen-type" due to the way her fins look. Highly prized and valued due to their immense rarity and unique traits.
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shark meat.

Shmeat.

That's it, that's the post.

🎨 @dullvivid.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

Just replace Invader Zim with any one of my hyperfixations.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Thinking about how years of adventuring, fighting, and wrestling with stiff/unresponsive airplane controls would realistically mean Della is well-toned under all those feathers and immediately passing out from blood loss.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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ATTENTION:

Have you seen this duck?

Now you have.

You're welcome.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thought about this too hard; actually have a nosebleed now.
Thinking about how years of adventuring, fighting, and wrestling with stiff/unresponsive airplane controls would realistically mean Della is well-toned under all those feathers and immediately passing out from blood loss.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
IT'S MY FAN FIC AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM MAKING DELLA TONED AND BATTLE-SCARRED

:V
Thinking about how years of adventuring, fighting, and wrestling with stiff/unresponsive airplane controls would realistically mean Della is well-toned under all those feathers and immediately passing out from blood loss.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think...

Once we've spent a couple thousand words with all the POV characters I want to use and I have a good "vertical slice" I want to share, which should be by the end of Ch 6, THEN I'll finally kick in the door to the DuckTales fandom proper, five-star appetizer in hand.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Black Ops 7 is a failure to be celebrated.

It is the vanguard of the worst possible iteration of the game's industry and I pray its abject failure staves off a disastrous second half of the decade.

Devs and players alike benefit from this game's poor sales.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udz...
Black Ops 7 is a Failure to be Celebrated
YouTube video by Bricky
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thinking about how years of adventuring, fighting, and wrestling with stiff/unresponsive airplane controls would realistically mean Della is well-toned under all those feathers and immediately passing out from blood loss.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why am I already hearing Christmas music???

IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET, YOU ANIMALS
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ATTENTION:

Have you seen this duck?

Now you have.

You're welcome.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We are still open! Along with all 3 tiers!

ko-fi.com/wonder_waffl...
Wonder-Waffle's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Wonder-Waffle's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Emma is here ✨❄️

#alolan_ninetales #pokemon
June 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Do not come into my replies telling me, a writer of nearly 20 years, not to hate AI.

AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.

AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.

ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Do not come into my replies telling me, a writer of nearly 20 years, not to hate AI.

AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.

AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.

ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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I get absolutely GIDDY getting to sit down uninhibited for HOURS and just write.

Even if a couple of those hours are spent trying to find the flow of a scene, it's worth it, because it feel SO GOOD to solve that mental puzzle.

Using AI makes you WEAK and you will not survive the coming winter.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I get absolutely GIDDY getting to sit down uninhibited for HOURS and just write.

Even if a couple of those hours are spent trying to find the flow of a scene, it's worth it, because it feel SO GOOD to solve that mental puzzle.

Using AI makes you WEAK and you will not survive the coming winter.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM