Of all of the sights to see on my next trip to Chicago, I desperately message my best friend at midnight to let her know there’s multiple Chili’s locations we can potentially visit.
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Of all of the sights to see on my next trip to Chicago, I desperately message my best friend at midnight to let her know there’s multiple Chili’s locations we can potentially visit.
My 1st film of 2026: PRIMATE. The movie gets right to business and delivers some eerie practical effects and memorable kill scenes. Featuring a campy synth soundtrack and haunting visuals, the movie was a delight. Sometimes you just need to see sit for an hour and a half and watch a chimp lose it.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My 1st film of 2026: PRIMATE. The movie gets right to business and delivers some eerie practical effects and memorable kill scenes. Featuring a campy synth soundtrack and haunting visuals, the movie was a delight. Sometimes you just need to see sit for an hour and a half and watch a chimp lose it.
I randomly decided to fully commit and talk like Cobra Commander for the last half hour and now my throat and stomach hurts. This is what its like to suffer for your art.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I randomly decided to fully commit and talk like Cobra Commander for the last half hour and now my throat and stomach hurts. This is what its like to suffer for your art.
The fact that I’ve seen more Washingtonians willingly pull out their paddle boards instead of umbrellas during the floods is a true testament of PNW folks fully committing to the bit.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The fact that I’ve seen more Washingtonians willingly pull out their paddle boards instead of umbrellas during the floods is a true testament of PNW folks fully committing to the bit.
As I finished taking this photo, two teenage girls told me that our decorations are their favorite around the neighborhood and that they look forward to trick or treating at our house every year. I am tired. But it was worth the effort. Halloween always is.
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As I finished taking this photo, two teenage girls told me that our decorations are their favorite around the neighborhood and that they look forward to trick or treating at our house every year. I am tired. But it was worth the effort. Halloween always is.
So you want me to download an app just so I can turn on a fan, scan a QR code just to read a menu but there’s no way to opt out of AI? This is hell. This is not the future Zenon Girl of the 21st Century promised.
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So you want me to download an app just so I can turn on a fan, scan a QR code just to read a menu but there’s no way to opt out of AI? This is hell. This is not the future Zenon Girl of the 21st Century promised.
All of this talk about Trump and his living status has prompted me to wonder.. how did they make a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel? How did Bernie’s body stay fresh enough for another round of tropical antics? Was Andrew McCarthy a necromancer?
September 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
All of this talk about Trump and his living status has prompted me to wonder.. how did they make a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel? How did Bernie’s body stay fresh enough for another round of tropical antics? Was Andrew McCarthy a necromancer?
Being hunted by a bird sized wasp. Yesterday it banged on the window trying to find a way to breach the perimeter. Today I’m outside in its domain. I have accidentally locked myself on the patio. No way out. Cannot climb fence. Knees are weak. Wasp is stronger. God speed.
August 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Being hunted by a bird sized wasp. Yesterday it banged on the window trying to find a way to breach the perimeter. Today I’m outside in its domain. I have accidentally locked myself on the patio. No way out. Cannot climb fence. Knees are weak. Wasp is stronger. God speed.
Every so often when I’m trying to sleep I can hear a faint hum outside. It sounds like a Nokia brick vibrating on a table. I like to imagine I’m being haunted by a ghost wearing jnco jeans and a ball chain necklace with frosted tips.
August 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Every so often when I’m trying to sleep I can hear a faint hum outside. It sounds like a Nokia brick vibrating on a table. I like to imagine I’m being haunted by a ghost wearing jnco jeans and a ball chain necklace with frosted tips.
Just rented the criterion edition of Sorcerer at Scarecrow Video in Seattle.. How do I bill the ghost of William Friedkin for the ulcer this movie gave me?
Just rented the criterion edition of Sorcerer at Scarecrow Video in Seattle.. How do I bill the ghost of William Friedkin for the ulcer this movie gave me?
The Bay is a frightening eco horror film because it made me believe that if I go to a quaint coastal town and want to enjoy a simple lobster roll and craft fair, isopods will take over my body.
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Bay is a frightening eco horror film because it made me believe that if I go to a quaint coastal town and want to enjoy a simple lobster roll and craft fair, isopods will take over my body.
My neighbors finally got to see me run. I wasn’t exercising, I was being chased by a yellow jacket. You see what going outside gets you? It’s hot and I’m being chased by bugs. 10/10 would not recommend.
July 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My neighbors finally got to see me run. I wasn’t exercising, I was being chased by a yellow jacket. You see what going outside gets you? It’s hot and I’m being chased by bugs. 10/10 would not recommend.
When I visit Chicago in September I plan on visiting The Green Mile, which was one of John Cusack’s local suggestions at the High Fidelity Q&A tonight in Tacoma.
June 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When I visit Chicago in September I plan on visiting The Green Mile, which was one of John Cusack’s local suggestions at the High Fidelity Q&A tonight in Tacoma.