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I randomly decided to fully commit and talk like Cobra Commander for the last half hour and now my throat and stomach hurts. This is what its like to suffer for your art.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I randomly decided to fully commit and talk like Cobra Commander for the last half hour and now my throat and stomach hurts. This is what its like to suffer for your art.
The fact that I’ve seen more Washingtonians willingly pull out their paddle boards instead of umbrellas during the floods is a true testament of PNW folks fully committing to the bit.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The fact that I’ve seen more Washingtonians willingly pull out their paddle boards instead of umbrellas during the floods is a true testament of PNW folks fully committing to the bit.
Wes Craven’s SCREAM showing and Q&A with David Arquette in Tacoma, WA.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Wes Craven’s SCREAM showing and Q&A with David Arquette in Tacoma, WA.
Husband walks into the room. Me:
“I’m just trying to look at a moose and figure out what part of it is considered the knuckle and why people think it looks like nuts.”
“I’m just trying to look at a moose and figure out what part of it is considered the knuckle and why people think it looks like nuts.”
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Husband walks into the room. Me:
“I’m just trying to look at a moose and figure out what part of it is considered the knuckle and why people think it looks like nuts.”
“I’m just trying to look at a moose and figure out what part of it is considered the knuckle and why people think it looks like nuts.”
As I finished taking this photo, two teenage girls told me that our decorations are their favorite around the neighborhood and that they look forward to trick or treating at our house every year. I am tired. But it was worth the effort. Halloween always is.
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As I finished taking this photo, two teenage girls told me that our decorations are their favorite around the neighborhood and that they look forward to trick or treating at our house every year. I am tired. But it was worth the effort. Halloween always is.
So you want me to download an app just so I can turn on a fan, scan a QR code just to read a menu but there’s no way to opt out of AI? This is hell. This is not the future Zenon Girl of the 21st Century promised.
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So you want me to download an app just so I can turn on a fan, scan a QR code just to read a menu but there’s no way to opt out of AI? This is hell. This is not the future Zenon Girl of the 21st Century promised.
Take care of yourself and your neighbors. Now is a good time to brush up on KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
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October 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Take care of yourself and your neighbors. Now is a good time to brush up on KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
All of this talk about Trump and his living status has prompted me to wonder.. how did they make a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel? How did Bernie’s body stay fresh enough for another round of tropical antics? Was Andrew McCarthy a necromancer?
September 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
All of this talk about Trump and his living status has prompted me to wonder.. how did they make a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel? How did Bernie’s body stay fresh enough for another round of tropical antics? Was Andrew McCarthy a necromancer?
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Here, fixed it.
August 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Here, fixed it.
ALIEN EARTH event in Seattle.
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ALIEN EARTH event in Seattle.
𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚠’𝚜 𝙱𝚞𝚜 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎.
August 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚠’𝚜 𝙱𝚞𝚜 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎.
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16th Ave SW and SW 100 St, Seattle, Washington
August 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
16th Ave SW and SW 100 St, Seattle, Washington
Being hunted by a bird sized wasp. Yesterday it banged on the window trying to find a way to breach the perimeter. Today I’m outside in its domain. I have accidentally locked myself on the patio. No way out. Cannot climb fence. Knees are weak. Wasp is stronger. God speed.
August 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Being hunted by a bird sized wasp. Yesterday it banged on the window trying to find a way to breach the perimeter. Today I’m outside in its domain. I have accidentally locked myself on the patio. No way out. Cannot climb fence. Knees are weak. Wasp is stronger. God speed.
Every so often when I’m trying to sleep I can hear a faint hum outside. It sounds like a Nokia brick vibrating on a table. I like to imagine I’m being haunted by a ghost wearing jnco jeans and a ball chain necklace with frosted tips.
August 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Every so often when I’m trying to sleep I can hear a faint hum outside. It sounds like a Nokia brick vibrating on a table. I like to imagine I’m being haunted by a ghost wearing jnco jeans and a ball chain necklace with frosted tips.
I’ve crossed oceans of time for Naked Gun merchandise. This is my time baby.
July 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ve crossed oceans of time for Naked Gun merchandise. This is my time baby.
Nothing quite triggers my lizard brain into anger like the inability to turn off motion smoothing on a movie or tv show.
July 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Nothing quite triggers my lizard brain into anger like the inability to turn off motion smoothing on a movie or tv show.
Just rented the criterion edition of Sorcerer at Scarecrow Video in Seattle.. How do I bill the ghost of William Friedkin for the ulcer this movie gave me?
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July 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just rented the criterion edition of Sorcerer at Scarecrow Video in Seattle.. How do I bill the ghost of William Friedkin for the ulcer this movie gave me?
“I asked chat gpt this” Well have you ever consulted the psychic chicken in Seattle though?
July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“I asked chat gpt this” Well have you ever consulted the psychic chicken in Seattle though?
The Bay is a frightening eco horror film because it made me believe that if I go to a quaint coastal town and want to enjoy a simple lobster roll and craft fair, isopods will take over my body.
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Bay is a frightening eco horror film because it made me believe that if I go to a quaint coastal town and want to enjoy a simple lobster roll and craft fair, isopods will take over my body.
Hot Rat Summer. Cal Anderson Park, Seattle.
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hot Rat Summer. Cal Anderson Park, Seattle.
My neighbors finally got to see me run. I wasn’t exercising, I was being chased by a yellow jacket. You see what going outside gets you? It’s hot and I’m being chased by bugs. 10/10 would not recommend.
July 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My neighbors finally got to see me run. I wasn’t exercising, I was being chased by a yellow jacket. You see what going outside gets you? It’s hot and I’m being chased by bugs. 10/10 would not recommend.
When I visit Chicago in September I plan on visiting The Green Mile, which was one of John Cusack’s local suggestions at the High Fidelity Q&A tonight in Tacoma.
June 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When I visit Chicago in September I plan on visiting The Green Mile, which was one of John Cusack’s local suggestions at the High Fidelity Q&A tonight in Tacoma.
I showed my friend a Chicago citizen post that read “MAN HOLDING RAT CHASING PEOPLE” and she immediately said “I really think you’re going to like Chicago when we visit”
May 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I showed my friend a Chicago citizen post that read “MAN HOLDING RAT CHASING PEOPLE” and she immediately said “I really think you’re going to like Chicago when we visit”
I can’t believe people are going to believe the man with a parasitic worm in his brain that also left a dead bear in Central Park when he says that autistic people are the problem.
April 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I can’t believe people are going to believe the man with a parasitic worm in his brain that also left a dead bear in Central Park when he says that autistic people are the problem.
Maybe I’ve been spoiled so much by spending time with actual creators, authors and artists but AI just seems like the most pathetic attempt of replicating human creativity ever.
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Maybe I’ve been spoiled so much by spending time with actual creators, authors and artists but AI just seems like the most pathetic attempt of replicating human creativity ever.