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Carmine🏳️‍⚧️Jade
@carminejade.bsky.social
29 y.o. 🔞 | Xy/Xyr | 🏳️‍⚧️Dorky Ass trans woman and amateur writer of fucked up smut🏳️‍⚧️

My words
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CarmineJade
Did I need to write a 2k word short story for a Lancer PC backstory? No.
Did I need to use it as the base for a 5k (and still going) mechsploitation story?

Also no, but I'm not stopping now. I'm too invested in making this girl submit to her Handler. I'm not quitting.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This hound can do so much war
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Weird goals: using hypnotic language in the erotica you write to subtly give your friend new kinks. I predict my friend will want a muzzle once I make her beta read some Mechsplo I'm writing.

Then I give her plenty of "research" material
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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aaaaand chapter ten.

archiveofourown.org/works/726685...

it's utterly horrifying.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Welp... My morning apparently involved using all my research into boot play just to nail a scene of a Hound licking Handler's boots. Why is this making me realize some things?
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
OH SHIT!!! THE HYPE IS SO REAL 💙
SHOWHOUND Ch. 1 [Public]

How much of the real Sartha Thrace remains? Sartha herself wonders - but as Handler brings her to the Empire's heart to play power games, there is no time to dwell on the question.

The show must go on

archiveofourown.org/works/749067...
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Alright... I may have flash fried my own brain writing this. Gods the depravity one's own mind can make from your kinks
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Roommate: What are you doing? More of that plant stuff?

Me: Writing hound erotica as an aside.

Roomie: Aw~ Like puppy girls? Dude that's so cute like I don't get it but dude that's-(One explanation of Hounds later) Dude that's fucked who just does that to someone?

Me: It's hot. That's why 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Gods... I want to work on some passionate, fluffy slowburn. But then I just keep reopening a fucked up Noncon story about a racing pilot becoming a well trained mutt.

Why must I be like this?
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can confirm. A girl saw me reading my phys copy, realized who I was on Discord and DMs me "Hey so are you the girl reading Warhound on the train?" We had a wonderful chat after 💙
it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score
Someone at the bar went up to me and said “hey have you read Warhound? I’m asking people wearing olive.” Never had my shit clocked so instantly in my life lmaooooo
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score
Someone at the bar went up to me and said “hey have you read Warhound? I’m asking people wearing olive.” Never had my shit clocked so instantly in my life lmaooooo
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Currently feeling unimaginably grateful to everyone who's bought WARHOUND or supported the Patreon. Sorry to get heavy but the truth is I'm really not sure how we would possibly manage w/ some of the stuff going on right now if not for all of you
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
July 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I deeply adore the extreme polarity of Kione Monax posting. all of you either desperately want to fuck her or desperately want to put her in cartoon torture devices, no in between
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me at work: [intensive horny thoughts and lots of ideas for intox hypnosis smut]
Me at home: "Okay. Time to watch 2 hours of documentaries about speedrunning scandals. I have nothing ekse going on today."
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Mutts be damned, this Handler can grill.
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Older people need to learn to stop acting like it's childish or some kind of moral failing that I need to have a stim toy with me at work. At the same time, younger parents around my age need to not give me dirty looks for not letting their 5 y.o. have my stim toy even if they asked politely.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me: Time to be very normal and write about useless lesbians in space.
Also me: *puts two chaos gremlins on my desk to stare at me as I write sapphic nonsense*
Plushies by
@centuriichan.bsky.social @mimcubus.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This story isn't even a week old and has 2 chapters. Who are you people?!
#writing #ao3
April 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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🖤 Sweet Muffins 🖤
onlyfans.com/sweetmuffiins
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Best advice I can offer the people who can't accept me just existing 😎💕
December 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Because Instagram are cucks and tried to get me in trouble for this 😎

#kink #kinkydyke #dykevibes
December 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM