Carooooo
@caroocaroline.bsky.social
Considering it's the 4th this isn't exactly helpful.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Considering it's the 4th this isn't exactly helpful.
I'm just going to go ahead and confess. I understand that people love Expedition 33, but I don't understand *why* people love it. The only thing I liked was the music. As a game I thought it was butt from top to bottom and I was really surprised to come on social media and see the hype
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and confess. I understand that people love Expedition 33, but I don't understand *why* people love it. The only thing I liked was the music. As a game I thought it was butt from top to bottom and I was really surprised to come on social media and see the hype
Me when FedEx loses the Christmas gift I ordered for my boyfriend TWICE
a blue cartoon pigeon with a surprised look on his face
ALT: a blue cartoon pigeon with a surprised look on his face
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December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me when FedEx loses the Christmas gift I ordered for my boyfriend TWICE
Kindness is always an option that's on the table no matter what anyone else is doing. Please take it
I know they say nice guys finish last or whatever, which I don't even believe but even if it's true it doesn't feel good to me to be a prick. I'd rather lose being kind and true to myself than win because I stepped on someone's skull. That's true victory to me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Kindness is always an option that's on the table no matter what anyone else is doing. Please take it
I don't have the words for what this did to me
You: "why is my package taking so long?"
The FedEx driver:
The FedEx driver:
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't have the words for what this did to me
@emperorel.bsky.social is known to throw out some wild conspiracy theories but her theory on why packages get lost/delayed is my favorite one
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@emperorel.bsky.social is known to throw out some wild conspiracy theories but her theory on why packages get lost/delayed is my favorite one
I know I say a lot of raunchy stuff but the truth is I'm really a sappy romantic. I like being close, body on body, making my partners happy and feel good. Giving pleasure is just how I show my love and y'know what? There's nothing wrong with that
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I know I say a lot of raunchy stuff but the truth is I'm really a sappy romantic. I like being close, body on body, making my partners happy and feel good. Giving pleasure is just how I show my love and y'know what? There's nothing wrong with that
A discerning lady like myself only accepts the most
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A discerning lady like myself only accepts the most
Shout out to @rahbie.bsky.social for handling impromptu dinner tonight! Lasagna was super yummy!
And also for having a fat cock
And also for having a fat cock
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Shout out to @rahbie.bsky.social for handling impromptu dinner tonight! Lasagna was super yummy!
And also for having a fat cock
And also for having a fat cock
I'm also thankful for @rahbie.bsky.social's impeccable cock. Wonderful length to girth ratio
Since it's Thanksgiving I just want to say I'm thankful for @emperorel.bsky.social for welcoming me into her home, for being so king to me and for always being an incredible friend and now girlfriend. For helping me at my lowest point and for just being an overall gem of a human.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm also thankful for @rahbie.bsky.social's impeccable cock. Wonderful length to girth ratio
Since it's Thanksgiving I just want to say I'm thankful for @emperorel.bsky.social for welcoming me into her home, for being so king to me and for always being an incredible friend and now girlfriend. For helping me at my lowest point and for just being an overall gem of a human.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Since it's Thanksgiving I just want to say I'm thankful for @emperorel.bsky.social for welcoming me into her home, for being so king to me and for always being an incredible friend and now girlfriend. For helping me at my lowest point and for just being an overall gem of a human.
I could use some new game suggestions. Help me out!
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I could use some new game suggestions. Help me out!
I didn't know the Game Awards was such a contentious topic! Just like what you like, doesn't matter if it wins awards or not!
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I didn't know the Game Awards was such a contentious topic! Just like what you like, doesn't matter if it wins awards or not!
This is the only social media platform that's bearable anymore. TikTok is all zio-crap and women convincing themselves that they're entitled to financial compensation for existing, Facebook is full of incels, femcels and stupid boomers, Twitter is Nazi hell and insta is OF is a massive porn ad
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is the only social media platform that's bearable anymore. TikTok is all zio-crap and women convincing themselves that they're entitled to financial compensation for existing, Facebook is full of incels, femcels and stupid boomers, Twitter is Nazi hell and insta is OF is a massive porn ad
I literally ate her ass last night
There's so much lesbian innuendo in maiden of Blackwater. I, a heterosexual woman do not appreciate them forcing the mental imagine of these beautiful 20-somethings touching, caressing, their supple lips meeting for a moment, their soft skin, wishing it was me HNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH. So uncomfortable
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I literally ate her ass last night
You ever get dicked so good you were still thinking about it a whole day later? Rent free in my head
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You ever get dicked so good you were still thinking about it a whole day later? Rent free in my head
Nobody better ever call me dumb ever again. I'm a master tactician dammit!
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nobody better ever call me dumb ever again. I'm a master tactician dammit!
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Gay Porn Morpheus: “you think that’s dick you’re sucking?”
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Gay Porn Morpheus: “you think that’s dick you’re sucking?”
Just learned there's a place called Cumming, GA. Sounds like my kind of town
October 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just learned there's a place called Cumming, GA. Sounds like my kind of town
If you stopped after ending 1 in Silent Hill F you made a colossal mistake. This story not winning anything would be a miscarriage of justice
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you stopped after ending 1 in Silent Hill F you made a colossal mistake. This story not winning anything would be a miscarriage of justice
@kharis.draws.pics is such a sweetheart! Thank you so much for my bday gift 😘
October 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
@kharis.draws.pics is such a sweetheart! Thank you so much for my bday gift 😘
My whole Silent Hill F theory just went up in smoke. [Not finished, no spoilers please]
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
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September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My whole Silent Hill F theory just went up in smoke. [Not finished, no spoilers please]
I have a high sex drive but I couldn't do porn because I fall in love too easily. I'd be getting gang banged like "omg I have 20 husbands"
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have a high sex drive but I couldn't do porn because I fall in love too easily. I'd be getting gang banged like "omg I have 20 husbands"
Spent the entire day home alone playing Silent Hill F and I'm not listening to anyone's criticism of this game because it's not legitimate. It's the closest to perfect that anything has ever come
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Spent the entire day home alone playing Silent Hill F and I'm not listening to anyone's criticism of this game because it's not legitimate. It's the closest to perfect that anything has ever come