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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 10h

Permanent government shutdown, permanent baseball game, GTA 5 forever! Nothing ever happens, and yet, nothing ever ends...

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 5d

It would take a million years of evolution – or a total reversal in the condition of the world – for your pain to end.

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 4d

Now that the Need for Speed series is probably dead, is now a good time to bring up that all of the "golden era" Black Box games were just copying The Fast & The Furious, and when that went downhill they had no idea how to maintain relevance. Like, even the BMW is just a copy of that Nissan Skyline.

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 7d

There's something really funny to me about Estonians making a fictional version of Tallinn the center of the universe. It would be like if I made a game with Portland as the capital of the world.

Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 8d

YOU - Revachol was founded to resolve history. It's the most important city in the world.

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 9d

No offense to car people, but the only time I would ever want to hear about Jeremy Clarkson is if the story includes "...was found dead," somewhere in it.

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 12d

Posting on Bluesky be like

Facebook post of Lois Griffin from Family Guy saying "So THIS happened" with a picture of a chocolate cupcake attached. The post has 0 likes.

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 13d

Do people still high-five? I never see it anymore

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 17d

Hell yeah

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 18d

Honestly the fighting-game aspect of Pokemon is like its weakest part for me. I would probably like Pokemon more if it just focused on either catching/breeding creatures or the RPG aspects.

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 19

It is kind of funny that Pokemon is just needlessly complicated rock-paper-scissors attached to a JRPG for kids and it's like the world's biggest video game in terms of revenue

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 19d

I told my mom they added Scooby Doo to Fortnite and she got sad at the idea of Scooby shooting people 😔

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 19d

its amazing how red he can get

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · 25d

Maybe this year I should see what the whole "pumpkin spice" thing is about

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 22

The mute button for accounts on here/twitter is kinda funny, like the only use case I can think of is "I don't hate you, but also I never want to see you again," which is a mood, but still

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 19

It is kind of funny that Pokemon is just needlessly complicated rock-paper-scissors attached to a JRPG for kids and it's like the world's biggest video game in terms of revenue

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 16

Finally, I'm now a real person!

Printed paper that reads: "Certificate, verified human. This Certificate is presented to: Carrera, for proof of humanhood. They are made of flesh and blood. They smile, they grieve, they dance. They are NOT a robot." Dated 9/16/2025, certified by Neal.Fun.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · Sep 10

I want to once again reiterate what I said earlier. The reason the vast majority of Democratic and so-called centrist elites have acquiesced over and over again is that they are COMPLICIT. Because they actually know that direct confrontation is how you defeat fascists and choose not to do it.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 10

Certainly looks like we scared the President away from Chicago. Fighting like hell works.

“They are a progressive city, and they don’t want the president’s help. That’s on them. It’s horrific that they don’t want President Trump’s help.”

“Chicago should be begging Donald Trump for help to keep Chicago safe,” Bondi added. “Yet, they aren’t so we’re going to go into a city who wants us there.”

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 14

Reminder that Nintendo forced an old man into permanent debt slavery after imprisoning him (at gunpoint) for 14 months for the "crime" of piracy.

The man who owes Nintendo $14m: Gary Bowser and gaming’s most infamous piracy case

The hacker whose involvement with anti-piracy software ended in a jail sentence has emerged from prison struggling to make rent as he starts paying his fine. ‘It could be worse,’ he says

www.theguardian.com

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · Sep 12

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 12

we live in hell

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 12

kinda spitting ngl

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 12

I don't get why people complain so much about the star rating system in NFS Underground 2? Like, customization is a core part of the game, it would be silly to make all of those bumpers and neons and not have the player engage with it at all.

Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 11

I watched like the first 3 seasons of Seinfeld just to see what I was missing, and I hate him even more. He's so cynical about everyone in New York while he spends $1200 on a jacket in 1990's money. He reeks of bourgeois, and there's no way he's actually using that home PC. Also the Zionism but yeah

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Carrera @carrera075.bsky.social · Sep 11

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that this whole time I had no idea there was a difference between the critically acclaimed space-game "Outer Wilds" and the less-acclaimed but still popular space-game "The Outer Worlds". I thought it was the same! I saw the latter and was like "I don't see the appeal"

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may @maysuser.name · Sep 11

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

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