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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking! Prince Andrew has been downgraded to "bloody cunt".

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Jesse Waters licks Trump's buttcrack juice every day personally. Trump calls him Little Licky Waters.

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Trump doesn't care about science, or understands it and he probably hates scientists but when he hears the word "prize" he perks up like a dog hearing a wrapper opening.

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

For people of color, the recruitment ad is "Hate people but hate yourself even more?"

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Taking notes from Count Grishnack now? What's next, he retweets straight up Hitler stuff? Wait, he already did that?

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Thinks he's tough but he's just an order-following fascist little bitch, and that's all he ever will have going for him.

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Her face is melting but her soul has been pure black goo for a while now.

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 2d

Half the country celebrates and revels in the cruelty, what do you expect?

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 7d

one of the ubermenschen from the nazi group chat.

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 8d

Seeing the USA die from its own racism is an impressive sight to behold.

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 10d

The East Wing was woke

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 10d

I love Krazy Eyes Patel just standing there like a cosplay Ralph.

a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words i 'm special

Alt: a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words i 'm special

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 10d

Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 10d

A very hungry caterpillar ravaged a leaf from my geranium! 🥰

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 10d

These days reading the news isn't quite worth what it was because it's just an endless litany of "that thing you thought they would never do? Yeah they did that. Guess what? It gets worse tomorrow".

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 13d

America's entire existence is now dependent on a sacred fighting match fought in some kind of universal octagon ALA Dragon Ball Z but the fighters are straight up Nazis vs. Grandma

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 13d

They can finally wear the KKK hoods at Walmart without being discriminated. Thank you MAGA.

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skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 18d

When asked about any leads, capital police responded: “Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

Where people dress in black!

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

Let them eat slop!

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

All I hear coming out of his mouth is "we defend the pedophile president"

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

He can now grab himself by the pussy anytime he so desires!

Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

They got Nazis there. Unfortunately no Nazis at the Alaskan village.

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Carrito @carrito.bsky.social · 18d

Because they're high on Trump's diaper juice.

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