Here’s an idea: anyone that wants to ban a book must read it, then go to a proctored session where they write an analytical essay about it (3 pages, single spaced), and answer a series of open response questions.

All to prove that they can actually read & understand the book and why it’s so “evil”

Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish… Even YOU couldn’t say no to that!

Growing up with Lord of the Rings is like being the woman in a country song.

Tolkien is the dad who set the bar impossibly high in the best way.

If you had to get ONE Tolkien tattoo - one iconic Tolkien visual or quote - what would it be?
#tolkien #lotr #tattoos

Mentally, I’m here. 24/7. 365.

Snow optional.

You wake up next to any fictional character of your choice - who is it?

Facts. The Fellowship sets out on their quest ON Christmas Day.

Now let’s just say Gandalf was a news anchor.. what would some of his sign off’s be?

I’ll start:

- “and thats just the way the Balrog tumbles”… OR

- “stay classy, Eriador”… AND FINALLY

- “and remember: Keep it secret, keep it safe. Until next time”

Whatcha got? #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 17 posts though. Going for the trifecta.

Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 16 posts though. Going for the trifecta.

Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

Why is it so fun and easy to troll people on 🧵s?

People over here are a bit sharper witted than that right?

Anyway, do you guys like the Peter Jackson remakes of Ralph Bakshi’s original Lord of the Rings movie? Someone turn that story into a book already 👀

I just learned about Custom Feeds in this app 🤯 I now have three (3) feeds dedicated purely to Lord of the Rings 😂

I will consume ALL of the Tolkien content 😈

Unpopular Opinion: Arrow a-Louis Vuitton was too harsh on Mel Corps.

He was just trying to push the boundaries of music, and he gets attacked for his creative expression 😔

#Silmarillion #Tolkien #LotR

Good morning. And in this case I only mean that it is a morning on which to be good.

I can tell the X crowd has migrated to 🧵 for real

Somehow got attacked for saying I support the use of “girl” as interchangeable with “dude” because I *checks notes* didn’t make it totally clear that I acknowledge the use of “dude” from one woman to another?

My apologies for this malfeasance.

Trying to decide what I post here vs on Threads.

I’m thinking #LordoftheRings content on Threads.

And maybe #LotR content on here?

Idk, might be too outlandish.

🚨 First post! Let’s cut to the chase.

If you like any of the following, please just go absolutely 🦍 💩 on this post to set my algorithm straight:

- Lord of the Rings

Thanks 🙏🏻