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Situationship of Theseus

@cassiegretch.bsky.social

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Hi you can call me Cassie, Cass, or Birdie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Also play bass [guitar] She/her, married, some other third thing MDNI- you kids can get up on outta here DMs open just don't be a weirdo

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · Jul 1

Is me, lookin all hourglass shaped n junk

Cassie sitting in her computer chair wearing a green tank top with a cartoon turtle on it and black denim shorts. Behind her is a grateful dead poster and an anxty collage, as well as various nik nacks on a shelf, a bass guitar and amp, among other doodads. Her hair is tied back, save for some curtains in the front

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 12h

a cartoon drawing of goofy wearing a chef hat

Alt: Gif of Goofy from "Goofy on Trial" saying "I'll fuckin do it again"

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 12h

I killed The Sims

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 1d

Wait lol I'm dumb it's one of the things he buys

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm actually drawing a blank on this one

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 1d

Also Homer going "pffft friends of the library?"

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/3oTR5o9nUzI?...

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm shocked by how ubiquitous jontron still is despite being an ethno-nationalist. Like not to say his videos are everywhere, but gifs, reaction soundbites, and clips are still everywhere

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Allegedly Adan @manicsocratic.bsky.social · 2d

WINGS OF SILVER
NERVES OF STEEL

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 2d

The goes so fucking hard

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 3d

Gonzo

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d

Name your Fav Muppet.

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 6d

I memory holed that until now but yeah it's an apt comparison to the "ai is a person, actually" talking point

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 6d

No actually ai is not a living person and it's not bigoted to say so

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 6d

I've eaten so many fucking apples this last week

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah well I mean fuck them too lol

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 7d

Lol it's so stupid lookin on top of being horrifyingly lib pilled

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 7d

screenie of ai slop image depicting Jimmy Kimmel dressed as captain America in front of shouldering ruins like in that avenger movie

Skeet text reading "I wanted to do one that featured Jimmy Kimmel. I call this one... #Patriotism

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 7d

Puck

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 7d

Damn! Sick!

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 8d

Like, I think "identify as" is one of the more frustrating for me cause it's "wants to be" with softer language. I don't "identify as" a woman I just am one. I don't "use the name" Cassie it's not "preferred" it's just my name.

Just call me a slur instead of euphemizing my existence. Christ.

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 8d

Hey 😉

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 8d

Hey I'm one of those kinda women

Cassie with her hair drenched from the rain in the car. She's wearing a black tank top and a blue mushroom necklace (she's also wearing a white mushroom necklace but that's out of frame)

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 8d

youtu.be/X_pDwv3tpug?...

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Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 9d

elon posting

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 10d

So you hear that the government shut down?

Situationship of Theseus @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 11d

Hnnnnng

Oh no

I came