plague of locusts
@catboiardee.bsky.social
hi im mars. they/she. | ⚠️🔞18+ only🔞⚠️ | 💖notorious @tjkollyn.bsky.social kisser💖 | icon by taliruq.bsky.social
Would anyone going to MFF wanna buy these insane Puma x UEG sneaker boots? I have worn them like 3 times in the last decade and they belong in a good home 😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Would anyone going to MFF wanna buy these insane Puma x UEG sneaker boots? I have worn them like 3 times in the last decade and they belong in a good home 😂
It is with great honor I am pleased to announce my position with @furfest.org as supervisor of the Very Large Disintegration Ray that they have installed in the skybridge to the convention center, which automatically vaporizes anyone that disrupts foot traffic by stopping/standing still.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It is with great honor I am pleased to announce my position with @furfest.org as supervisor of the Very Large Disintegration Ray that they have installed in the skybridge to the convention center, which automatically vaporizes anyone that disrupts foot traffic by stopping/standing still.
you can see the scrap of my impulse to turn this into a memorial to the last decade of nonsense from MFF I've experienced. dat boi on a unicycle and @cellmate.bsky.social 's accompanying video of seeing it and screaming will forever live rent free in my brain
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
you can see the scrap of my impulse to turn this into a memorial to the last decade of nonsense from MFF I've experienced. dat boi on a unicycle and @cellmate.bsky.social 's accompanying video of seeing it and screaming will forever live rent free in my brain
feel like pure shit just want @hyenablood.yeen.world to come back to chicago so i can make him have a mental breakdown about the weather again
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
feel like pure shit just want @hyenablood.yeen.world to come back to chicago so i can make him have a mental breakdown about the weather again
AHS Hotel but the evil hotel my spirit is trapped in for all eternity is the Hyatt Regency Ohare
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
AHS Hotel but the evil hotel my spirit is trapped in for all eternity is the Hyatt Regency Ohare
learning the prime minister of italy is a far-right, LOTR obsessed scaley
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
learning the prime minister of italy is a far-right, LOTR obsessed scaley
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
nooo tiny Sicilian village dont charge me €300 for a 140 year old birth certificate, dont you recognize my whimsy and zest for life
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
nooo tiny Sicilian village dont charge me €300 for a 140 year old birth certificate, dont you recognize my whimsy and zest for life
people behaved SO badly on halloween in our neighborhood this year that i have zero desire to participate in halloween again lmao
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
people behaved SO badly on halloween in our neighborhood this year that i have zero desire to participate in halloween again lmao
an (unopened!) box of screws fell in our Halloween candy bowl and that would have been SO funny
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
an (unopened!) box of screws fell in our Halloween candy bowl and that would have been SO funny
i think MFF should let me build a gingerbread house in the middle of the dance in the way of everybody every single year !
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i think MFF should let me build a gingerbread house in the middle of the dance in the way of everybody every single year !
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Become “profoundly irritating”
Pick up the phone. Let MasterCard know you’re a thorn in their side
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Pick up the phone. Let MasterCard know you’re a thorn in their side
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Become “profoundly irritating”
Pick up the phone. Let MasterCard know you’re a thorn in their side
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Pick up the phone. Let MasterCard know you’re a thorn in their side
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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Source familiar with MasterCard‘s internal workings: The company finds the censorship focus from consumers “profoundly irritating“ amid larger political issues — they want the controversy around paypros censorship to quietly disappear
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Source familiar with MasterCard‘s internal workings: The company finds the censorship focus from consumers “profoundly irritating“ amid larger political issues — they want the controversy around paypros censorship to quietly disappear
marketplace message: will you ship these large vintage mirrors?
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
marketplace message: will you ship these large vintage mirrors?
Just saw a furry claim ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS is dangerous because it is "too close to Chicago" im dying
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Just saw a furry claim ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS is dangerous because it is "too close to Chicago" im dying
once or twice a year I remember the sheer absurdity of furry scams a bunch of people on perler bead badge commissions, ghosts everyone, goes on a Netflix baking show and wins, uses the prize money to get a boob job and buy a bunch of guns, and becomes a proud boy
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
once or twice a year I remember the sheer absurdity of furry scams a bunch of people on perler bead badge commissions, ghosts everyone, goes on a Netflix baking show and wins, uses the prize money to get a boob job and buy a bunch of guns, and becomes a proud boy
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Ever since I was a child I dreamed of owning a chest freezer
January 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ever since I was a child I dreamed of owning a chest freezer
however @tjkollyn.bsky.social was less thrilled when i tried to teach Bruce to pull the trigger while the nerf-gun was aimed at TJ's head
We saw a thing a while back that said that all childrens toys also make good cat toys and we have been testing it and so far all attempts have been a success. yesterday we got Bruce a $2.99 nerf dart gun from menards and wouldn't you know, he fucking loves it lmao
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
however @tjkollyn.bsky.social was less thrilled when i tried to teach Bruce to pull the trigger while the nerf-gun was aimed at TJ's head
We saw a thing a while back that said that all childrens toys also make good cat toys and we have been testing it and so far all attempts have been a success. yesterday we got Bruce a $2.99 nerf dart gun from menards and wouldn't you know, he fucking loves it lmao
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We saw a thing a while back that said that all childrens toys also make good cat toys and we have been testing it and so far all attempts have been a success. yesterday we got Bruce a $2.99 nerf dart gun from menards and wouldn't you know, he fucking loves it lmao
whomst is doing MFF 👀
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
whomst is doing MFF 👀
hi ive been like DEEP deep in dual citizenship research and barely on telegram/social media this week woops
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
hi ive been like DEEP deep in dual citizenship research and barely on telegram/social media this week woops
brb mailing all my sensitive legal documents with Betty White stamps
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
brb mailing all my sensitive legal documents with Betty White stamps
HOA representative came up to me outside and told me we were apparently supposed to have a "Welcome Meeting" when we moved in so im 100% on edge all of today in case they tell us we are doing 1 million things wrong
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
HOA representative came up to me outside and told me we were apparently supposed to have a "Welcome Meeting" when we moved in so im 100% on edge all of today in case they tell us we are doing 1 million things wrong
redownloading fornite exclusively to buy velma and quote that one video whenever i play as her
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
redownloading fornite exclusively to buy velma and quote that one video whenever i play as her