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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11h

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 10h

Thanks so much!

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 10h

Okay, I see your point, but allow me to elaborate: he is extremely bad at pronouncing names he hasn‘t heard before.

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 11h

My boyfriend is talking about getting a bowler hat. Send help.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 12h

Not my boyfriend referring to her as Edith Pilaf.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 14h

Father of the Bride (1991) is, unironically, one of my favorite movies. True, that’s mostly about my lifelong crush on Steve Martin, but Diane Keaton was there, too, and I do thank her for that.

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 14h

Tell him to ask Steve Jobs.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 15h

a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other

ALT: a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other

media.tenor.com

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t think this guy even knows who Miss Havisham is.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 16h

I was just looking into her filmography, and the plot of The Little Drummer Girl (based on the book by John Le Carré) sounds absolutely wild. Gotta find it somewhere.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 17h

I think this is a post about Diane Keaton, actually. She just had the misfortune of dying the same day as that scum.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, God, we’re gonna have to play “is Kissinger even in this thing” but with Woody Allen instead, aren’t we?

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve been reading up on the author Jeffrey Archer, because I heard he was a politician first and got curious, but I was not prepared for how slimy he is???

Jeffrey Archer - Wikipedia

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 18h

Oof. The fact that people are still pulling this crap in the year of our Lord 2025 is fucking ridiculous. Is it because she has two dads, or because one of them is (jump scare) TRANS? (I guess it doesn’t matter—sucks either way.)

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 18h

GOOD

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack

Watkins was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

www.bbc.com

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 19h

Look, I know I only lived in Louisiana for a year and a half, but this seems sus.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 19h

Please note: I am not dunking on the employees at all, because you gotta do what you gotta do and they apparently start at $19/hour, which is nothing to sneeze at.

Rather, I’m mad at the owners who are all Pikachu facing about this. And the people who want munitions in the first place.

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 19h

No survivors in the Tennessee explosion. Interesting that no one has identified the fact that it’s a munitions factory as the cause for the explosion. (Obviously there was an initial cause, but come on. You’re in a building full of explosives. This was a known risk.)

There are no survivors in the blast at a Tennessee explosives factory, sheriff says

Multiple people are dead and several others are unaccounted for after a blast in Tennessee at a military explosives plant, according to law enforcement.

www.cnbc.com

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#1 Sasuke & Shanks Hater | DO THE WORK | Where's ur alt text? 🤨 @overstandbasics.bsky.social · 1d

Bram Stoker is not subtle about his kinks and I appreciate that.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 21h

Nice to meet you, Mr. van Eelhouse.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 22h

And congratulations to everyone who 1) survived last night’s baseball game and 2) came out as sports fans because of it 😂

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 22h

Like, sorry, Mom. I had no idea you would be so impatient about this. 😂

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 22h

Happy National Coming Out Day!

I came out to my mom when I was 19, and I was extremely tearful and nervous when I told her I was dating a girl. She was kind of mean about it, not in an unsupportive way, just an exasperated way. She literally said, “It’s called bisexuality, CAITLIN.”

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 22h

Yes, I know the exemption dilemma well!

Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 1d

I hope John Knox haunts you.

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d

This Newsmax host compares the ordination of a PC(USA) pastor to a Universal Life Church online ordination.

PC(USA) ordination requires a three-year masters of divinity, passing an ordination exam, and a host of presbytery requirements.

The Presbyterian tradition is older than the U.S.

Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 1d

A Newsmax host defended ICE agents shooting a minister in the head with a pepper ball by falsely claiming he was “actually an antifa member masquerading as a pastor.”