Catie Wilkins
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
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Award winning YA & children’s author. Comedy. Writing. New Edinburgh show 2025 WE’LL SEE tickets on sale now. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME won a #Lollie2024
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My son got this Riddler in his Happy Meal and thought it was ‘Irish Batman.’ We’ve really lost touch with the old ways.
Oh no! I’m sorry to hear this. And on such a sacred day. Hope it goes ok!
Café Chaos has been selected for inclusion in BookTrust’s Great Books Guide for 2025! The guide is a wide-reaching resource aimed at teachers to recommend new books and encourage children to read for pleasure. A digital copy of the guide is available online 🎉

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7yo is doing 100 star jumps to ‘prove he is not tired’
What is the nutritional value of limescale? Am I getting more bang for my buck, or is it time to descale my kettle?
They liked this on instagram, so sharing my little joke here
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Changed my Waze sat nav to football commentator and at the end of the journey he said it had, overall, been a great performance.
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JFK feeling the same way about RFK Jr as the rest of us.
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17 year old Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in 1931.

Ruth's fee fees were hurt and threw a tantrum on how women were too delicate to play baseball. Due to his toddler like antics, women were banned from being signed in the MLB 1992.
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We should all know the name Ann Burgess.

Much of the techniques and methodology of modern day criminology stemmed from her: FBI Mind hunter profiling, how to interview victims, co-founding r*pe crisis centers & much more.

Today, she is working on a study about missing & murdered indigenous women.
Working like a budget Bond Villain
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Imagine getting bad A Level results and then on top of that being told that you could still turn out like Jeremy Clarkson.
V helpful instructional video for everyone who wants to learn the newest, hottest craze (which will possibly eclipse the Macarena?) 🤞🤞 Come on down to WE’LL SEE at Stand 2, 4.45pm until the 10th; and then get yourself down to COMEDY ARCADE, 10.15pm Gilded Balloon, with phenomenal legend Vix Leyton🎉
Hiya Bluesky. I’ve mainly been waffling on about my #edfringe show on instagram, but would you guys like to see some self-promotion too? I got a nice review and everything. I’m on at 4.45pm Stand 2 and I’d love you come join the fun 🎉 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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We finished the Vic run of our #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Fest in style last night, in the company of the ace Sikisa & @catiewilkins.bsky.social. Catch them in Edinburgh.

See you at the Town Hall on Friday for Stephen K Amos, @jocaulfield.bsky.social & @littlemaddles.bsky.social. www.mostlycomedy.co.uk
Anyone wondering what a cool little short version of my poster would look like? Well wonder no more! Here it is 🎉 Come see my new show, WE’LL SEE, 4.45pm, Stand 2, 31st-10th Aug. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #edinburgh #edinburghfringefestival #edfringe #wellsee #TheStand