Find my friends more like find my mom why aren’t you picking up the phone I need to talk about my day
April 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Find my friends more like find my mom why aren’t you picking up the phone I need to talk about my day
Ah, what a beautiful day to get a query rejection ☺️. #querytrenches
April 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ah, what a beautiful day to get a query rejection ☺️. #querytrenches
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Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Damn, my rejection inbox starting to look like a CVS receipt #querytrenches
April 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn, my rejection inbox starting to look like a CVS receipt #querytrenches
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The vibe I bring to the query trenches
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The vibe I bring to the query trenches
I kind of figured we were in the shit part of late stage capitalism when I had a Panera baguette for the first time since 2014 and the crust was soft.
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I kind of figured we were in the shit part of late stage capitalism when I had a Panera baguette for the first time since 2014 and the crust was soft.
Black Swan meets John Wick as a ballet dancer looking for his last shot entangles himself with a Moldovan arms smuggler during a European tour.
#unhingedpit #query #mmromance #author #pitch
#unhingedpit #query #mmromance #author #pitch
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Black Swan meets John Wick as a ballet dancer looking for his last shot entangles himself with a Moldovan arms smuggler during a European tour.
#unhingedpit #query #mmromance #author #pitch
#unhingedpit #query #mmromance #author #pitch
How is everyone’s weekend so far? Just explained what a shadow daddy is to my mom.
March 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How is everyone’s weekend so far? Just explained what a shadow daddy is to my mom.
Reposted by Catherine Ursache
I believe people contain multitudes. That's why I wrote a book where the hero isn't just her lover, he's also her stepbrother, her Däddy, and her boss.
March 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I believe people contain multitudes. That's why I wrote a book where the hero isn't just her lover, he's also her stepbrother, her Däddy, and her boss.
March 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
Reposted by Catherine Ursache
ODYSSEUS, YEAR NINE AT SEA: ah crap i forgot to rotate the wash
March 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ODYSSEUS, YEAR NINE AT SEA: ah crap i forgot to rotate the wash
Can’t wait to become an author ppl try and cancel but jokes on them cause I’m my biggest hater
#author #writer #writerproblems
#author #writer #writerproblems
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can’t wait to become an author ppl try and cancel but jokes on them cause I’m my biggest hater
#author #writer #writerproblems
#author #writer #writerproblems
Me to other writers: your writing is unique, amazing. You must continue for the sake of the world and its future
Me to myself: whelp. Should I stuff it down the garbage disposal or set it on fire?
Me to myself: whelp. Should I stuff it down the garbage disposal or set it on fire?
March 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me to other writers: your writing is unique, amazing. You must continue for the sake of the world and its future
Me to myself: whelp. Should I stuff it down the garbage disposal or set it on fire?
Me to myself: whelp. Should I stuff it down the garbage disposal or set it on fire?
Nothing like weaponizing a manic episode to push you out of writers block
#writer #writersblock #author
#writer #writersblock #author
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nothing like weaponizing a manic episode to push you out of writers block
#writer #writersblock #author
#writer #writersblock #author
Got my first full manuscript request and my brain thought it was a great time to question the entire plot
#writer #author #querytrenches
#writer #author #querytrenches
March 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Got my first full manuscript request and my brain thought it was a great time to question the entire plot
#writer #author #querytrenches
#writer #author #querytrenches
Trying to be a successful writer when the only thing I’ve been successful at thus far is giving up
February 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trying to be a successful writer when the only thing I’ve been successful at thus far is giving up