Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Having a beer. Or two.
And a curry.
Rock and roll.
Or
Hip Hop Hero.
And a curry.
Rock and roll.
Or
Hip Hop Hero.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Having a beer. Or two.
And a curry.
Rock and roll.
Or
Hip Hop Hero.
And a curry.
Rock and roll.
Or
Hip Hop Hero.
Love these!! Had already decided on a no shit presents this xmas policy, though.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Love these!! Had already decided on a no shit presents this xmas policy, though.
Everyone is getting one of these.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Everyone is getting one of these.
Today is "Bastard Christmas Lights" Day.
Mr C™️
Mr C™️
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Today is "Bastard Christmas Lights" Day.
Mr C™️
Mr C™️
Morning.
Stupidly early, but three hours asleep is my max for now.
Would welcome tea if anyone is up?
Stupidly early, but three hours asleep is my max for now.
Would welcome tea if anyone is up?
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Morning.
Stupidly early, but three hours asleep is my max for now.
Would welcome tea if anyone is up?
Stupidly early, but three hours asleep is my max for now.
Would welcome tea if anyone is up?
Morning.
Keeping a low profile, atm. Hip seems to be doing OK, but I'm beyond tired and just need to keep my pecker up.
Tea on hold for the time being.
Keeping a low profile, atm. Hip seems to be doing OK, but I'm beyond tired and just need to keep my pecker up.
Tea on hold for the time being.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Morning.
Keeping a low profile, atm. Hip seems to be doing OK, but I'm beyond tired and just need to keep my pecker up.
Tea on hold for the time being.
Keeping a low profile, atm. Hip seems to be doing OK, but I'm beyond tired and just need to keep my pecker up.
Tea on hold for the time being.
All these kids prone to nosebleeds on Stranger Things and not one of them carries a tissue.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
All these kids prone to nosebleeds on Stranger Things and not one of them carries a tissue.
Cheers, blue friends (smurfs)
Thanks for chatting and keeping an eye on me this week.
I seem to have come a long way in 7 days, but there's a long way still to go xxx
Thanks for chatting and keeping an eye on me this week.
I seem to have come a long way in 7 days, but there's a long way still to go xxx
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cheers, blue friends (smurfs)
Thanks for chatting and keeping an eye on me this week.
I seem to have come a long way in 7 days, but there's a long way still to go xxx
Thanks for chatting and keeping an eye on me this week.
I seem to have come a long way in 7 days, but there's a long way still to go xxx
Watched this yesterday. It's a fabulous, proper film. If you haven't already seen it, you should do.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Watched this yesterday. It's a fabulous, proper film. If you haven't already seen it, you should do.
Morning.
The birds are singing.
More sleep would have been nice. How are you diddling?
Tea?
The birds are singing.
More sleep would have been nice. How are you diddling?
Tea?
a cartoon bird with big eyes and an orange beak is standing in a field
ALT: a cartoon bird with big eyes and an orange beak is standing in a field
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Morning.
The birds are singing.
More sleep would have been nice. How are you diddling?
Tea?
The birds are singing.
More sleep would have been nice. How are you diddling?
Tea?
Hair washed!! Yippee!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Hair washed!! Yippee!!!
It would appear that I've become a dickhead about hot water.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It would appear that I've become a dickhead about hot water.
Morning.
Sleep is proving tricky, just can't get comfortable, mind is whirring.
5 yrs since mum died, and she is still the first person we want to talk to when we are struggling (or celebrating).
It's also Wilf's 9th birthday, so we will raise a glass to both of them later.
Tea?
Sleep is proving tricky, just can't get comfortable, mind is whirring.
5 yrs since mum died, and she is still the first person we want to talk to when we are struggling (or celebrating).
It's also Wilf's 9th birthday, so we will raise a glass to both of them later.
Tea?
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Morning.
Sleep is proving tricky, just can't get comfortable, mind is whirring.
5 yrs since mum died, and she is still the first person we want to talk to when we are struggling (or celebrating).
It's also Wilf's 9th birthday, so we will raise a glass to both of them later.
Tea?
Sleep is proving tricky, just can't get comfortable, mind is whirring.
5 yrs since mum died, and she is still the first person we want to talk to when we are struggling (or celebrating).
It's also Wilf's 9th birthday, so we will raise a glass to both of them later.
Tea?
Been out on crutches. Saw a tree and some blue sky. Avoided any neighbour interactions.
🏆
🏆
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Been out on crutches. Saw a tree and some blue sky. Avoided any neighbour interactions.
🏆
🏆
Is it ....
Black Friday
.... by any chance?????
Black Friday
.... by any chance?????
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Is it ....
Black Friday
.... by any chance?????
Black Friday
.... by any chance?????
Morning!
Hoping for an outdoor excursion today. Are we looking forward to the weekend?
Tea? (Please)
Hoping for an outdoor excursion today. Are we looking forward to the weekend?
Tea? (Please)
a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' a ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Morning!
Hoping for an outdoor excursion today. Are we looking forward to the weekend?
Tea? (Please)
Hoping for an outdoor excursion today. Are we looking forward to the weekend?
Tea? (Please)
Downstairs!
Bring in the visitors. 🥰
Bring in the visitors. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Downstairs!
Bring in the visitors. 🥰
Bring in the visitors. 🥰
Oh. Morning?!
Feels a bit early. Can hear a dog grumbling downstairs.
Tea? (Please)
Feels a bit early. Can hear a dog grumbling downstairs.
Tea? (Please)
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh. Morning?!
Feels a bit early. Can hear a dog grumbling downstairs.
Tea? (Please)
Feels a bit early. Can hear a dog grumbling downstairs.
Tea? (Please)
Anyone understand Summerwater?
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Anyone understand Summerwater?
Morning.
Mr C is holding the dog's paw like they're on a first date.
Tea?
Mr C is holding the dog's paw like they're on a first date.
Tea?
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Morning.
Mr C is holding the dog's paw like they're on a first date.
Tea?
Mr C is holding the dog's paw like they're on a first date.
Tea?
"Just keeping an eye on this baklava for mum"
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Just keeping an eye on this baklava for mum"
How long shall I continue to watch tv through one eye before admitting I'm sleepy?
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How long shall I continue to watch tv through one eye before admitting I'm sleepy?
A gorgeous care package arrived this morning from one of the Clever Bluesky Brigade. Some sock beauties from @ginny65.bsky.social Looking forward to getting up and about and giving them their maiden voyage. Online friends can be the loveliest of friends 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A gorgeous care package arrived this morning from one of the Clever Bluesky Brigade. Some sock beauties from @ginny65.bsky.social Looking forward to getting up and about and giving them their maiden voyage. Online friends can be the loveliest of friends 🧡