Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Britain, right now.
Choose your sky colour.
Choose your sky colour.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Britain, right now.
Choose your sky colour.
Choose your sky colour.
Morning.
So long as I'm not needed for family support somewhere, we are off look at some big stones today.
Tea?
So long as I'm not needed for family support somewhere, we are off look at some big stones today.
Tea?
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Morning.
So long as I'm not needed for family support somewhere, we are off look at some big stones today.
Tea?
So long as I'm not needed for family support somewhere, we are off look at some big stones today.
Tea?
Hetty Wainthrop Investigates
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hetty Wainthrop Investigates
You know when you vaguely know someone and think you have nothing in common and you'd never ever be friends?
Then something forces you together and you realise they're one of the best people in the world?
That's my mate of 34 yrs Heather; she's just been for lunch with her (also fab) husband.
Then something forces you together and you realise they're one of the best people in the world?
That's my mate of 34 yrs Heather; she's just been for lunch with her (also fab) husband.
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You know when you vaguely know someone and think you have nothing in common and you'd never ever be friends?
Then something forces you together and you realise they're one of the best people in the world?
That's my mate of 34 yrs Heather; she's just been for lunch with her (also fab) husband.
Then something forces you together and you realise they're one of the best people in the world?
That's my mate of 34 yrs Heather; she's just been for lunch with her (also fab) husband.
These snowboarding 🏂 children are absolutely insane!!
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
These snowboarding 🏂 children are absolutely insane!!
Morning.
Have a good weekend.
Anything nice planned?
Tea?
Have a good weekend.
Anything nice planned?
Tea?
a cartoon of snoopy wearing a red hat with a propeller on it
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy wearing a red hat with a propeller on it
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Morning.
Have a good weekend.
Anything nice planned?
Tea?
Have a good weekend.
Anything nice planned?
Tea?
Obviously my lucky day; on my 2nd walk I found a range rover. Needs a bit of a respray, but otherwise, perfect for our outdoorsy lifestyle
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Obviously my lucky day; on my 2nd walk I found a range rover. Needs a bit of a respray, but otherwise, perfect for our outdoorsy lifestyle
Finally found some sofas we both agree on.
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Finally found some sofas we both agree on.
When you just want one last cuddle before bed 🐕 💙
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
When you just want one last cuddle before bed 🐕 💙
Covert filming of women on nights out.
The thin end of the wedge.
The thin end of the wedge.
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Covert filming of women on nights out.
The thin end of the wedge.
The thin end of the wedge.
Tonight it was:
A) light enough &
B) dry enough
to take the pups for a walk after work. Things may be on the turn at last!
A) light enough &
B) dry enough
to take the pups for a walk after work. Things may be on the turn at last!
an illustration of a dog with its eyes closed and a green collar
ALT: an illustration of a dog with its eyes closed and a green collar
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Tonight it was:
A) light enough &
B) dry enough
to take the pups for a walk after work. Things may be on the turn at last!
A) light enough &
B) dry enough
to take the pups for a walk after work. Things may be on the turn at last!
Who else has had some seed potatoes delivered to work today?
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Who else has had some seed potatoes delivered to work today?
Morning.
I've just had an elbow in the eye. So that's a good start to Monday.
Tea?
I've just had an elbow in the eye. So that's a good start to Monday.
Tea?
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Morning.
I've just had an elbow in the eye. So that's a good start to Monday.
Tea?
I've just had an elbow in the eye. So that's a good start to Monday.
Tea?
And just like that its Sunday night. Songs of Praise, Countryfile, Antiques roadshow and in bed by 9pm.
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
And just like that its Sunday night. Songs of Praise, Countryfile, Antiques roadshow and in bed by 9pm.
The new printer is a bastard and we all hate it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The new printer is a bastard and we all hate it.
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This is who runs this account
I decided I would prefer to clean the bathroom than be anywhere near Mr C whilst he sets up a new printer.
a monkey is sitting in a chair typing on a laptop computer .
ALT: a monkey is sitting in a chair typing on a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I decided I would prefer to clean the bathroom than be anywhere near Mr C whilst he sets up a new printer.
A walk by the river instead of Mudland. Much better!!
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
A walk by the river instead of Mudland. Much better!!
Morning.
A light drizzle, which will make everything slightly less enjoyable than it should be. Other than..
Tea?
A light drizzle, which will make everything slightly less enjoyable than it should be. Other than..
Tea?
a dog wearing sunglasses and a hat is walking down a street .
Alt: a dog in a rain coat is wearing glasses with wipers on them
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Morning.
A light drizzle, which will make everything slightly less enjoyable than it should be. Other than..
Tea?
A light drizzle, which will make everything slightly less enjoyable than it should be. Other than..
Tea?
Cocaine Bear.
For a bit of a laugh
For a bit of a laugh
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Cocaine Bear.
For a bit of a laugh
For a bit of a laugh
Could do with a new sofa or two. Look expensive.
Bought some new cushions instead.
Bought some new cushions instead.
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Could do with a new sofa or two. Look expensive.
Bought some new cushions instead.
Bought some new cushions instead.
Bath time..always a joyful occasion, chez Cazoo.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Bath time..always a joyful occasion, chez Cazoo.
Just about to haul my #softplastics to Tesco. Not sure what happens to them from there, or why the council doesn't collect them, but it's a trip.out on a rainy afternoon.
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Just about to haul my #softplastics to Tesco. Not sure what happens to them from there, or why the council doesn't collect them, but it's a trip.out on a rainy afternoon.