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Cazoo

@cazoo.bsky.social

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Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. "Makes nice jammy toast" (References available). May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 26m

Thanks. I've been a lot more sociable recently, I guess this is the price!

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 31m

Phew! I didn't really think it would be. You're not the type.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 1h

I've had covid and flu jabs, but am immuno suppressed so I tend to make a drama out of things.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry to hear youre ailing too. Pass the lemsip.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 2h

Out of the blue. Set off to work fine, by lunchtime feeling grim.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 2h

So does this sore throat.
They could hold hands and jump off a cliff together.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 2h

Feel like shit.
Who's given me their germs? 🧫🦠🦠

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 11h

Just ordered it on World of Books for my sabbatical. Hope it's not too 😭

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 11h

(She needs the practice)

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12h

You might be right.
I was just interpreting ....

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12h

I dont want to be retired... I just want 8 hours of sleep. Or 7. Or 6.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12h

My mind is woolly all year round. It didn't even know what month it was without prompting.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13h

It's October and my legs are woolly. The rest of the world can deal with it.

Fiona @fionadean.bsky.social · 23h

It’s October and my tights are woolly. The rest of the world can deal with it.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13h

A MAN CALLED OVE!

(shhhhh)

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13h

I've done 3 hours of worrying so far. Today will be a struggle.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13h

Same here. Gave up in the end.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16h

Morning!

Jeez. 3.30am is just rude.

Tea?

a cartoon dog is reading a book in a bed

ALT: a cartoon dog is reading a book in a bed

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22h

It's beautiful. We all cried x

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22h

Snag are good ...

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22h

Just found a Spotify playlist for NME cassettes from the 80s and 90s. Saves me some work as I put together my fab Indie City mixes.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 23h

Mr C does that with the dogs

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 1d

Pull it off. Stick it in the wheelie bin. Drag it to the curb. Rub on some sudacrem. Have a cuppie tea.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 1d

I know. Just being impatient.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 1d

Think I just have the standard pair.

Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 1d

To kick Mr C up the bum?