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Canada condemns Canadians bringing humanitarian aid into Gaza
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Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself from Tehran's Children's Hospital, Carney says
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PM Carney vows to fight forest fires with US weapons as Liberals increase NATO military spending
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BREAKING: Canada has denied Elon Musk's political asylum claim.
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Canada's diplomats in West Bank apologize to Israel for getting shot at by Israeli forces
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
Election results showing Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre losing his own seat
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre asks US President Trump for political asylum
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
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Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre speaks at a campaign rally
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Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope
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Carney urges both sides in Gaza to stop committing genocide— both the Israel Airforce and Palestinian children's hospitals
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BREAKING: 400 countries in active trade negotiations with the US, trade advisor says
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BREAKING: Israeli government officially intervenes in Canadian election, publicly backing Conservative election campaign
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Stocks up higher after President Trump encourages markets to "BE COOL"
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BREAKING: Conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias
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BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office
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How each of Canada's parties plan to tackle the housing crisis:

CPC: $10.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers

LPC: $12.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers

NDP: $12.50 tax credit for first time homebuyers
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Toronto MP Kevin Vuong will not seek re-election to the Canadian House of Commons, opting to run for the Israeli Knesset instead
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Pierre Poilievre vows to stand up to China as the 51st US State
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CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid

"CSIS did not share this information with Mr. Poilievre...because he does not have the necessary security clearance to access secret documents and receive classified briefings on foreign-interference activities."
CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid
Agency’s assessment does not point to a highly organized effort or indicate the Conservative leader’s circle knew of the actions, source says
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Entire world except United States and Israel interfering in Canadian election, CSIS says
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“Pierre Poilievre is a strong guy—maybe the strongest guy in Canada— and I don't want to deal with him if I'm being honest. Strong, tough guy.” says President Trump, reading from prepared remarks containing a Conservative Party of Canada letterhead
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Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a “Nazi”
Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration
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French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron
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Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister
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Thanks for the breakfast meeting, Premier Ford — and for standing up for Ontario.

We’ve got a big fight ahead of us, and we’ll be working together every step of the way. We’re strongest when we’re united.