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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 3h

Respectfully looking at the bloating

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 3h

Just your average jerk-off session

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 7h

In Tokyo atm on vacation. been Having a great time until I took a tour bus to mt.Fuj. everything you could possibly imagine went wrong, and top it off a man crapped in a bag in the aisle of the bus home and we’ve been smelling it for the past three hours

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 8d

Rise of the Triad fanart

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 9d

You should see the other side lol

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 9d

Its all fluff, I swear

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 9d

As soon as its october its obviously the right time to immediately start trying on costumes.

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · 15d

Tip for fastfood workers: Dont let cute lil animals beg for treats outside - the problem, like them, will soon grow out of control.

Drawn by @kinkaxa.bsky.social
ft. Gayporeon on FA

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PillowTheWyvern @pillowthewyvern.bsky.social · 21d

Roxy having a little too much fun in the soda isle~
Render for @ccracker.bsky.social

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Sep 1

Retro studios is trapped in Metroid and starfox racing hell

Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

She'll drop a poketruck on you

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purplebirdman @purplebirdman.com · Aug 30

hard to work out when you can't stop cumming on the mirror 💪

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

A lotta loud baaah-ing at the squat racks. And also a lotta loud creaking of gym gear straining against all that mutton.

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

He’s kinda cheated with his gainz cuz of all the shakes - and despite how huge he is, he never actually learned how to use gym equipment properly. If only he had an experienced spotter to help him out

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

Tfw you drink so many protein shakes that you start making your own in massive quantities

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

Give him some kegs-worth of shakes and he might love you back lol

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

2-3ft taller and 200lb heavier than anyone else in the gym yet he'll still turn to jelly if you pet his fluff.

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Cracker @ccracker.bsky.social · Aug 30

Glad you like it so much! I’m a big fan of your work too, I really liked your Krystal sequence way back when, and the one with the really buff fem renamon.