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Christopher
@cdhermelin.bsky.social
host/mixologist for So Many Damn Books, typewriter for Roving Typist, recapper of I’m a Celebrity Dog Get Me Out Arf Here

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Am I feeling hope or just schadenfreude
when was the last time you stared hard at an object and tried to summon it with your mind and/or hand gestures? too long I bet! sometimes power shows up late!
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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worm for you
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the producers of that hamlet movie are gonna be so embarrassed when they finally see that massive typo on the poster
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
somehow I often forget the first ever simpsons episode is a christmas special, and it's hilarious and legitimately moving, try it for a good 23 minutes of your day
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Need this label on AI anything
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hired someone named Ruth and immediately fired her. Now I can call me and my team “ruthless.” Follow me for more business tips
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
maybe all of this consolidation will be good for movies
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i did it. it's done
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
a very Merry Christmas to Buddie McCuen and his big dog
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
just in case the tv is listening I like to shout “I’ll never buy a car!” during car commercials
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
tv shows were better when they had to stuff it all into 22 or 43 minutes
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I call my fists Patience and Fortitude because you’re about to read between the lions.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
seems like he’s been on the verge of falling apart for year. just do it
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
in case you moved to a different streaming platform but still need my playlist of only sleigh ride, this Deezer playlist claims to play on any platform you have: link.deezer.com/s/31KFfBUqMF...
JUST SLEIGH RIDE. ONLY SLEIGH RIDE. SLEIGH RIDE FO
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November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
finally finished watching marvelous mrs maisel. feel like I should get a present for working so hard
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
your reminder that they used to just release the balloons at the end of the macys thanksgiving parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
gonna set up a big arrow that says “free ai film festival this way” and point it to the la brea tar pits
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
so even Trump would meet with Zohran before Schumer huh
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the people who leave New York are never the ones you want
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hate ai
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I like those knives out movies but can’t stand the guy doing the crazy accent that’s always in them
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
of course @alliex.music-social.com delivers, ‘reunite’ on the new album is an all timer
anyone doing cool things with harpsichords these days?
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Toby’s lemons were better than Aaron’s sloth and that’s just the truth
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
people chalking up the zohran win to “social media” like it’s a magic spell need to understand, he had to do something worth filming first
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM