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Polar Vortex

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Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm..

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 1d

But it’s so fun.. visiting this early .. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

Oh did you not mean this early?

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

You also asked for me to arrive.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

I’m only sending mild cold. At least it’s not plummeting past 0C yet.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

And I thought you were prepared for me..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

That would be blue. And it’s it’s Arctic air from moi.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

Is that.. what I think it is?

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 2d

Getting chilly in the Arctic .. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 7d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 8d

Looks more like the glory of the cloud gods.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 9d

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 9d

I’m always listening

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 9d

Excuse moi? 🤨

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 9d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

Oh good.. because I want to make sure that Poillievre can’t get out of Stornoway this year.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

Then you should have said that. Making idiotic claims like you did is inaccurate.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

Noted. Though I don’t think Niagara Ontario will be entirely too happy with you..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12d

Hey moron.. Bering Sea ice is only 7.3%. My Arctic and the St. Lawrence have 2x what the US does. Maybe don’t make such wild claims without the info.

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 13d

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 13d

How’s a -45C winter for you? 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 13d

Well.. time to visit #WashingtonDC this winter.. 😈
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