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Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Scribe is having too much fun going after idiots..
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November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
What did Jamaica do to you?
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is that.. what I think it is?
October 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Getting chilly in the Arctic .. 😈
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey moron.. Bering Sea ice is only 7.3%. My Arctic and the St. Lawrence have 2x what the US does. Maybe don’t make such wild claims without the info.
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
September 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It’s 16°C — my scribe’s still in shorts. Curious, how many of you West Coasters have already busted out the pants? If so..I’m very disappointed.
September 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
🤣 Well.. they aren’t wrong.. @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Scribe’s For you page on her Facebook.. 🤣 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I wasn’t aware parks needed Instagram photo booths .. 🤔
Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..
August 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
😈 Hehehe..
August 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Northern Hemisphere heads-up: If your meteorologist goes on vacation this fall or winter, chances are I’m showing up—with all the surprise snow, cold snaps, and chaos. Blame me, Mother Nature’s mischief-maker.
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August 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@heardislandgov.bsky.social @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social @therockymountains.bsky.social 😈 Can’t say the humans will be doing much work outdoors right now..
August 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM