Celeste Horgan
@celestehorgan.bsky.social
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Sr. OSS Advocate & OSPO @ Snowflake 📍 London
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celestehorgan.bsky.social
ah, there it is, the irrevocable feeling that I've committed a social faux pas. i've been waiting for you anxiously
celestehorgan.bsky.social
It's a Coconut Mall 10 Hours playlist kinda day
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Hmm, upon a bit of googling basically everywhere is reporting it as a new requirement of skilled worker and scale up visas. Which... Won't be a huge issue for anyone applying for those visas to begin with, really? Regardless, it doesn't feel good.
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Which is confusing. Like, are we requiring A level English upon first Visa application? Bc that's very different than requiring it when applying for say, leave to remain
celestehorgan.bsky.social
My feelings on this are complicated? 🫠 Relatively high (i.e., could get into university) language proficiency is a pretty standard part of many country's paths to citizenship. The article above doesn't mention *where* the English language requirement comes into the picture
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Ok see my quote post but like some of our unfortunate friends went to religious schools where they didn't teach kids this!!!! 😭😭😭 I had to teach my bud in our early 30s!!!! But I agree bc wtf!!!
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newertkrocker.bsky.social
I am once again thinking about Osamu Tezuka's Metropolis (2001)
Kenichi and Tima, whose face has been half stripped away to reveal her robotic form Rock, firing a pistol with gritted teeth Kenichi, Shunsaku, and the robot detective
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Also if you've ever been of the opinion that sex ed isn't a required class for teenagers, you are in fact the cause of many a clogged toilet and expensive corporate plumbing disaster because said friend went to Catholic high school 🤦‍♀️ lemme tell u is public school kids got a good talking to
celestehorgan.bsky.social
So, just in case you, like one of my best friends, didn't get this in your sex ed class in HS: you cannot flush tampons, pads, or other sanitary products
encephalophagy.bsky.social
"Return to the office," they said.

"It'll improve collaboration," they said.

The office toilet is clogged because some dumbass dumped a bloody tampon into it.

Fuck RTO.
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I'd never seen so many chefs in the kitchen as I did when I was at stripe trying to add one line to the quick start.
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I dislike RTO for a number of reasons (namely, not everyone likes living in big cities) but I also just need people to understand that on my period I am doing you a kindness if I work from home
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I have feelings about this, predictably
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kjaymiller.com
Did you know that UUIDv7 is also supported by Python 3.14?

I along with my colleague Alexander Fridriksson are diving into some of the new features in #postgres18. We just released our look at UUIDv7.

UUIDv7 is almost a no brainer for new proje... https://kjaymiller.com/microblog/202510130840.html
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Madonna-whore complex at its foot fetishization finest
celestehorgan.bsky.social
It's also inappropriate for young ladies to wear shoes, lest they think to run away from home
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I happen to be staying in London zone 1 right now. I'm running a load as we speak but like, you can come use the washing machine in my weird temporary flat if you like?
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I've done so much people this week? Help
celestehorgan.bsky.social
I'm home, time to overanalyze everything I've said in the last 72 hours
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wiggitywhitney.bsky.social
KubeCon Europe is accepting talk proposals now! And the CFP closes Oct 12! That's TOMORROW!

You don’t need to be a pro speaker. You just need a story, a lesson, or an experiment worth sharing.

☆彡 My CNCF blog post on teaming up with GenAI when writing proposals:
www.cncf.io/blog/2025/08...
A speaker with a microphone addresses a packed, badge-wearing audience seated in rows inside a large conference hall.
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hevansdev.bsky.social
"One must imagine Sisyphus responding to CFPs"
celestehorgan.bsky.social
It's always KubeCon CFP season, Ben
celestehorgan.bsky.social
Ah,, devrel

*stares at KubeCon EU CFP*