Céleste
@celesteweforget.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️(elle/she/her) en france qui vit sa meilleure life
I have literally never learned a lesson in history so here I am posting
I have literally never learned a lesson in history so here I am posting
A bisexual guy just deleted me on Hinge after he realized I was trans.
Like, how could you have been disappointed? I've got something for everyone
Like, how could you have been disappointed? I've got something for everyone
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
A bisexual guy just deleted me on Hinge after he realized I was trans.
Like, how could you have been disappointed? I've got something for everyone
Like, how could you have been disappointed? I've got something for everyone
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I cannot stress how distrubing it is to find out just how many peoples’ perfect partner is anything that can never disagree with them
January 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I cannot stress how distrubing it is to find out just how many peoples’ perfect partner is anything that can never disagree with them
just normal imperialism now, not even pretending anymore
Trump: "We're there now, but we're going to stay until such time as the pop -- proper transition can take place. So we're gonna stay until such time as -- we're gonna run it essentially."
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
just normal imperialism now, not even pretending anymore
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
My goal to use my phone less has worked too well, I left it at home today
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My goal to use my phone less has worked too well, I left it at home today
Even North Carolina won't try a 14-year-old as an adult, but you still have to pay full price at Life Time Fitness if you want to exercise before your quinceañera
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Even North Carolina won't try a 14-year-old as an adult, but you still have to pay full price at Life Time Fitness if you want to exercise before your quinceañera
I appreciate the rare celebrity that just fucks off with their money. I have no idea what Enya thinks about trans people. That's beautiful.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I appreciate the rare celebrity that just fucks off with their money. I have no idea what Enya thinks about trans people. That's beautiful.
do people who smell bad just not realize it? i am begging you, just take a shower and wash (and properly dry) your clothes
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
do people who smell bad just not realize it? i am begging you, just take a shower and wash (and properly dry) your clothes
I've spent a large portion of the morning trying to braid my hair and, apparently, can't be done. Physical impossibility
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I've spent a large portion of the morning trying to braid my hair and, apparently, can't be done. Physical impossibility
oh fuck, is "poo-tee-weet" Taps?
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
oh fuck, is "poo-tee-weet" Taps?
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I thought it was neat for about 15 mins but then realized it just answers questions you previously could Google, is often wrong, it is destroying the planet, costs billions of dollars while using stolen training data, and is further isolating us as a species. It is not miraculous or amazing.
May 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I thought it was neat for about 15 mins but then realized it just answers questions you previously could Google, is often wrong, it is destroying the planet, costs billions of dollars while using stolen training data, and is further isolating us as a species. It is not miraculous or amazing.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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La traduction agrée des documents officiels est une énorme arnaque. Je paie 340€ pour 6 pages, c'est abusé
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
La traduction agrée des documents officiels est une énorme arnaque. Je paie 340€ pour 6 pages, c'est abusé
What is it about nerds and meticulously curated weather dashboards?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
What is it about nerds and meticulously curated weather dashboards?
According to Bluesky, a picture is worth 2000 characters
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
According to Bluesky, a picture is worth 2000 characters
jesus fucking christ
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
jesus fucking christ
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In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
i got a lot of skin in the game
(the game is what i call my vagina)
(the game is what i call my vagina)
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i got a lot of skin in the game
(the game is what i call my vagina)
(the game is what i call my vagina)