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In case you're wondering at what age you will not only buy compression socks, but really like them.

I had no idea I had such strong feelings about brooms until I bought a new one, brought it home and tried it, and immediately hated it and went back to my old one.

#brooms #tooheavy #whoknew #didntseemthatheavy

I think I just leveled up as an adult - Bird Watcher LVL 3?
I just fooled the Merlin app into thinking I was a Mourning Dove. My bird call was THAT GOOD. 😎

#birdnerd #mourningdove #merlinapp #merlinbirdapp #adulting #birdwatching

well well, just another white guy stealing the spotlight from black talent! 😂
I did a simple Google search for @amberruffin.bsky.social and found Seth's face! 🧐

#amberruffin #sethmeyers #latenight

If Trump wanted to distract from his breakup with Musk couldn't he have gone with alien disclosure? That would have got the whole world's attention, and he could say he is friends with them instead. way cooler than Musk
#trump #disclosure #aliens #alien #aliendisclosure

Look, I'm just gonna say it: I don't understand why people love s'mores so much. Yes they are tasty, but I cannot get past what a nightmare they are to actually eat. A sticky sensory nightmare 😫

#smores #sensoryoverload #adhd

Asparagus - the gift that keeps on giving
🎍

#whyasparagusWHY
#asparagus

The best part about the Canadian election 🤭

#canada #canadaelection #canadianelection #byePP

Too tired to stay awake and watch the election results.
Too scared to go asleep and wake up to an election nightmare win.
😵‍💫
#canadaelections #canadianelections #pleasenoPP

"You're not broken. You're healing. And that's powerful."

Goddamn ChatGPT, I can see why people come to you for therapy! This is wild.

WHY DOES CHATGPT KEEP MAKING ME CRY?! With all its kind and supportive words 😭

#ai #chatgpt

When your kitty is sad because it's too rainy to go outside

#pearl #bsh #britishshorthair #cat #cats

Oh goodie! It's leaf blower season again. Nothing makes me quite as homicidal as the drone of a gas powered leaf blower 🤬

#noise #leafblower #damnkids #getoffmylawn

Loving hearing the honks of support!

Nothing gives me away as a lesbian faster than what I find appealing in shoes. 😍

#soghay #womenincomfortableshoes #lgbtq

I just caught a scammer using AI to chat me up and I have to say, I'm impressed that he's stepped up his game to get an assist from AI. Work smart, not hard!
#AI #scammers

Ok, hear me out. There should be a panel of judges to whom a couple can take their dispute in order to confirm which spouse is correct (ie: how to load the dishwasher properly). Once judgment is made, henceforth so it shall be.

#marriage #marriedlife #maritaldisputes #lol #therightway

It has been a windy day, my vacuuming efforts has been somewhat undone because I learned nothing and didn't have the good sense to cover the planters/pots so the dirt wouldn't blow out of the container. Lookin forward to the next round of vacuuming and officially becoming the neighborhood crazy lady

How's unemployment going? Well, I was vacuuming the rug on my balcony at 8am while snowflakes were floating around me. So I'd say it's going great. I can only hope my neighbours are filming my crazy vacuuming in pajamas hijinx and posting it on social media somewhere 🫣
#ineedajob #unemployed #help

Quick question: how on earth am I supposed to be motivated to look for a job when the economy is collapsing? And I'm sliding into an existential crisis? Worth noting this will be my 4th job in a yr. Anyone got a job that pays enough to cover my mortgage? 🥺 #needajob #torontoarea #feelinghopeless

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