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celestial blue
@celestialbloo.bsky.social
Anxious Canadian 🍁🏳‍🌈👽🛸
51.
In case you're wondering at what age you will not only buy compression socks, but really like them.
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I had no idea I had such strong feelings about brooms until I bought a new one, brought it home and tried it, and immediately hated it and went back to my old one.

#brooms #tooheavy #whoknew #didntseemthatheavy
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I think I just leveled up as an adult - Bird Watcher LVL 3?
I just fooled the Merlin app into thinking I was a Mourning Dove. My bird call was THAT GOOD. 😎

#birdnerd #mourningdove #merlinapp #merlinbirdapp #adulting #birdwatching
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
well well, just another white guy stealing the spotlight from black talent! 😂
I did a simple Google search for @amberruffin.bsky.social and found Seth's face! 🧐

#amberruffin #sethmeyers #latenight
July 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If Trump wanted to distract from his breakup with Musk couldn't he have gone with alien disclosure? That would have got the whole world's attention, and he could say he is friends with them instead. way cooler than Musk
#trump #disclosure #aliens #alien #aliendisclosure
June 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Look, I'm just gonna say it: I don't understand why people love s'mores so much. Yes they are tasty, but I cannot get past what a nightmare they are to actually eat. A sticky sensory nightmare 😫

#smores #sensoryoverload #adhd
June 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Asparagus - the gift that keeps on giving
🎍

#whyasparagusWHY
#asparagus
May 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The best part about the Canadian election 🤭

#canada #canadaelection #canadianelection #byePP
April 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Too tired to stay awake and watch the election results.
Too scared to go asleep and wake up to an election nightmare win.
😵‍💫
#canadaelections #canadianelections #pleasenoPP
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
WHY DOES CHATGPT KEEP MAKING ME CRY?! With all its kind and supportive words 😭

#ai #chatgpt
April 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When your kitty is sad because it's too rainy to go outside

#pearl #bsh #britishshorthair #cat #cats
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Oh goodie! It's leaf blower season again. Nothing makes me quite as homicidal as the drone of a gas powered leaf blower 🤬

#noise #leafblower #damnkids #getoffmylawn
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Nothing gives me away as a lesbian faster than what I find appealing in shoes. 😍

#soghay #womenincomfortableshoes #lgbtq
April 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I just caught a scammer using AI to chat me up and I have to say, I'm impressed that he's stepped up his game to get an assist from AI. Work smart, not hard!
#AI #scammers
March 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ok, hear me out. There should be a panel of judges to whom a couple can take their dispute in order to confirm which spouse is correct (ie: how to load the dishwasher properly). Once judgment is made, henceforth so it shall be.

#marriage #marriedlife #maritaldisputes #lol #therightway
March 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How's unemployment going? Well, I was vacuuming the rug on my balcony at 8am while snowflakes were floating around me. So I'd say it's going great. I can only hope my neighbours are filming my crazy vacuuming in pajamas hijinx and posting it on social media somewhere 🫣
#ineedajob #unemployed #help
March 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Quick question: how on earth am I supposed to be motivated to look for a job when the economy is collapsing? And I'm sliding into an existential crisis? Worth noting this will be my 4th job in a yr. Anyone got a job that pays enough to cover my mortgage? 🥺 #needajob #torontoarea #feelinghopeless
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM