Kurt Kringle 🎅
@cenobitekurt.bsky.social
Horror is my obsession. Everything else is alright, I guess.
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Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.
Tomb Raider 1 remake, Leon in RE9, Nioh 3 looking incredible... I know it's not just me, but I'm feeling extremely catered to right now. 😌
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tomb Raider 1 remake, Leon in RE9, Nioh 3 looking incredible... I know it's not just me, but I'm feeling extremely catered to right now. 😌
Welcome to Derry has me eager for every new Sunday. Loving this show.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welcome to Derry has me eager for every new Sunday. Loving this show.
It took some getting used to, but I'm loving couch co-op Diablo 4 that I got for PSPlus. Here's my fashionable necromancer who loves exploding corpses and throwing lances made of blood. 😌
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It took some getting used to, but I'm loving couch co-op Diablo 4 that I got for PSPlus. Here's my fashionable necromancer who loves exploding corpses and throwing lances made of blood. 😌
Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
The changes are silly, and Eddie calling James "Jimmy" made me laugh, but I am still 100% here for it. ❤️ I didn't spot it in my first watch of the trailer, but please please please include the Mandarins. 🙏
FYI: The Otherworld descends and the nightmare continues in the new international trailer for Christophe Gans' RETURN TO SILENT HILL.
The Nightmare Continues In New RETURN TO SILENT HILL Trailer
The Otherworld descends and the nightmare continues in the new international trailer for Christophe Gans' RETURN TO SILENT HILL.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The changes are silly, and Eddie calling James "Jimmy" made me laugh, but I am still 100% here for it. ❤️ I didn't spot it in my first watch of the trailer, but please please please include the Mandarins. 🙏
I've always been a huge Smashing Pumpkins fan. Siamese Dream is, in my opinion, one of the best albums ever released. I'm listening to them a lot again, lately, so wanted to share my 10 favorite songs:
stumbleine
today
mayonaise
disarm
quiet
ugly
perfect
1979
x.y.u.
cherry
stumbleine
today
mayonaise
disarm
quiet
ugly
perfect
1979
x.y.u.
cherry
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've always been a huge Smashing Pumpkins fan. Siamese Dream is, in my opinion, one of the best albums ever released. I'm listening to them a lot again, lately, so wanted to share my 10 favorite songs:
stumbleine
today
mayonaise
disarm
quiet
ugly
perfect
1979
x.y.u.
cherry
stumbleine
today
mayonaise
disarm
quiet
ugly
perfect
1979
x.y.u.
cherry
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
Re-watched Machete (2010) last night, and wow... Still just as relevant - if not more so - today.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Re-watched Machete (2010) last night, and wow... Still just as relevant - if not more so - today.
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
I'm really enjoying Welcome to Derry much more than expected. Chris Chalk stands out as a perfect Hallorann. I still do not enjoy when a very creepy scene quickly devolves into CGI-galore, but this already surpasses the last two films, in my opinion.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm really enjoying Welcome to Derry much more than expected. Chris Chalk stands out as a perfect Hallorann. I still do not enjoy when a very creepy scene quickly devolves into CGI-galore, but this already surpasses the last two films, in my opinion.
YES! Please, I need more Clöyne. 🤡🙏
Does Jon Watts plan on making a sequel to his 2014 horror movie CLOWN?
"[We] have it all mapped out. We’d want to do seven of them. There are a lot of facets to the story that we’re still interested in telling."
He teases, "Anyone can put on the suit."
"[We] have it all mapped out. We’d want to do seven of them. There are a lot of facets to the story that we’re still interested in telling."
He teases, "Anyone can put on the suit."
Jon Watts Teases Potential ‘Clown’ Sequel: “I’d Love for It to Be Like ‘Evil Dead 2′”
Jon Watts is best known for directing the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Spider-Man films, but he made his feature debut in the horror genre with Clown. With Germany’s Turbine Medien releasing the 2014 f...
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November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
YES! Please, I need more Clöyne. 🤡🙏
The latest entry, V/H/S/Halloween, has seemingly broken the combo of bad wraparounds. I actually enjoyed this one's wraparound. The only segment I really didn't enjoy was 'Kidprint.' I get the shock value, but otherwise, who wants to watch that kind of thing? 'Coochie Coochie Coo' was my fave.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The latest entry, V/H/S/Halloween, has seemingly broken the combo of bad wraparounds. I actually enjoyed this one's wraparound. The only segment I really didn't enjoy was 'Kidprint.' I get the shock value, but otherwise, who wants to watch that kind of thing? 'Coochie Coochie Coo' was my fave.
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
Got a good haul the other day.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Got a good haul the other day.
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
H A P P Y
H A L L O W E E N ! 🎃👻🧟♂️
H A L L O W E E N ! 🎃👻🧟♂️
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
H A P P Y
H A L L O W E E N ! 🎃👻🧟♂️
H A L L O W E E N ! 🎃👻🧟♂️
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
My vibe right now.
The Menzingers - Irish Goodbyes (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Run For Cover Records
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October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My vibe right now.
I watched Weapons twice this weekend. It may end up being my fave horror release this year. 😍
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I watched Weapons twice this weekend. It may end up being my fave horror release this year. 😍
Alien Earth is my 3rd-favorite in the franchise, only below Alien and Aliens.
Ep 1-2: Perfect, no notes
Ep 3-4: Great, minor quips
Ep 5: Great
Ep 6-8: Gradually lost interest in the plot; wanted more Xeno and less "sheep angrily staring at things non-stop"
Overall, great first season.
Ep 1-2: Perfect, no notes
Ep 3-4: Great, minor quips
Ep 5: Great
Ep 6-8: Gradually lost interest in the plot; wanted more Xeno and less "sheep angrily staring at things non-stop"
Overall, great first season.
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alien Earth is my 3rd-favorite in the franchise, only below Alien and Aliens.
Ep 1-2: Perfect, no notes
Ep 3-4: Great, minor quips
Ep 5: Great
Ep 6-8: Gradually lost interest in the plot; wanted more Xeno and less "sheep angrily staring at things non-stop"
Overall, great first season.
Ep 1-2: Perfect, no notes
Ep 3-4: Great, minor quips
Ep 5: Great
Ep 6-8: Gradually lost interest in the plot; wanted more Xeno and less "sheep angrily staring at things non-stop"
Overall, great first season.
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
Some Kurt movie reviews, using only two emojis each:
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some Kurt movie reviews, using only two emojis each:
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅