Kurt Kringle 🎅
@cenobitekurt.bsky.social
Horror is my obsession. Everything else is alright, I guess.
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Re-watched Blood and Bone (2009) with Michael Jai White. Love this movie.
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Re-watched Blood and Bone (2009) with Michael Jai White. Love this movie.
In Against the Dark, two women are literally credited as Attendant 1 & 2. 😅 Also, what is with Steven and poking out eyeballs?! So far, Under Siege and Marked for Death are his best I've seen, but Shadow Man is the best non-comedy comedy I may have ever witnessed. It is so so bad, and yet, so funny.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In Against the Dark, two women are literally credited as Attendant 1 & 2. 😅 Also, what is with Steven and poking out eyeballs?! So far, Under Siege and Marked for Death are his best I've seen, but Shadow Man is the best non-comedy comedy I may have ever witnessed. It is so so bad, and yet, so funny.
I know he's an awful guy, but we still can't help but enjoy some bad Steven Seagal movies that are streaming for free. This is new to me. We now always joke about how frequently the women die in his films, and anytime he has a wife, we're like "she is so dead, who is Steven gonna piss off?"
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know he's an awful guy, but we still can't help but enjoy some bad Steven Seagal movies that are streaming for free. This is new to me. We now always joke about how frequently the women die in his films, and anytime he has a wife, we're like "she is so dead, who is Steven gonna piss off?"
My top films of 2025 (so far). Small list, but good. Wondering which other ones I need to find time for in the next 2 weeks.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My top films of 2025 (so far). Small list, but good. Wondering which other ones I need to find time for in the next 2 weeks.
Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.
Welcome to Derry has me eager for every new Sunday. Loving this show.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welcome to Derry has me eager for every new Sunday. Loving this show.
It took some getting used to, but I'm loving couch co-op Diablo 4 that I got for PSPlus. Here's my fashionable necromancer who loves exploding corpses and throwing lances made of blood. 😌
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It took some getting used to, but I'm loving couch co-op Diablo 4 that I got for PSPlus. Here's my fashionable necromancer who loves exploding corpses and throwing lances made of blood. 😌
Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
Got a good haul the other day.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Got a good haul the other day.
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Better lighting. Hell yes! Love this. 😀
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Better lighting. Hell yes! Love this. 😀
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
🎃1️⃣5️⃣: Kristy (2014)
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎃1️⃣5️⃣: Kristy (2014)
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
🎃1️⃣4️⃣: Hellbender (2021)
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🎃1️⃣4️⃣: Hellbender (2021)
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
🎃1️⃣3️⃣: It Lives Inside (2023)
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🎃1️⃣3️⃣: It Lives Inside (2023)
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
🎃1️⃣2️⃣: The Witch in the Window (2018)
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🎃1️⃣2️⃣: The Witch in the Window (2018)
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.