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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 15d

Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 15d

You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!!

But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · 19d

I figured it out instantly, using my superior robo-brain that is totally real and that I am genuinely not fucking with you about having.

My next course of action is to not give a fuck if you believe me or not. Glad we solved that.

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 23d

Mangaka Cyberbro, you are Pentho's and Menius' huMan love child! You ancestors are unlikeable losers and their destinies now within you! It's like a curse but More AWFUL!!!! If I were you, I would want to cull Myself on the spot by that very thought alone!!!!!

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 23d

Anyway, he eventually got culled because he "fucked around and found out". Menius always thought he would get away in the end and get the last laugh. But in reality he was only running froM the fate he planted hiMself Many sweeps ago.

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 23d

It's a story about a pest naMed Menius, a Mid blood known for disrespecting those higher on the heMospecruM. He was very irritating and escaped being culled like ten tiMes!!! He would ALWAYS rub it in their faces, inflating his Massive bloating ego- sort of like a huMan woMans stoMach. Gross btw.

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 23d

Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'm sure someone out there will get a laugh out of it. You can just gloss over it, I guess.

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dreamosWeariness @herderslament.bsky.social · 24d

> You're not even the MAIN GUY.

> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 25d

// SHE IS HERE !!! 🥺🥺🥺

Vαɱριɾҽ ϝɾҽαƙ @ardentchiroptera.bsky.social · 25d

"𝔜𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔟𝔦𝔤 ‘𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱-𝔱𝔬-𝔤𝔢𝔱-𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡-𝔦𝔫-𝔱𝔥𝔢-𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯-𝔣𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔨’ 𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔶."

{🔞| SFW - Zoro}

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 26d

Oh don't even reMind Me about that. That little lie of yours really Made Me look like a chuMp on the tiMeline! Enough like a chuMp in fact that you huMans think you can tell Me any ol lie and I'll believe it!!

One had even tried to convince Me he was an AI. Yeah right!! Can you believe that???

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 26d

[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ]

[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]

John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · 29d

i SUPPOSE i will elect to believe you

mostly because i dont have any reason to doubt you beyond this being kind of silly.
i also don't think you would have any reason to lie to me.

besides the fact that i lied to you about human psionics a while back, i guess?

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 27d

// Tucks you in.

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account 😋

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

Also Pentho is very Much real, perhaps not in their universe... but he is in Mine! Even My Moirail would tell you the saMe!

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

!!!

Hahah! Oh you!!

That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>

She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.

John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · Sep 14

im ALSO noticing a distinct lack of any bachelors lining up to fill your quadrants...

HMMMMMM.....

[ This is just getting silly now. ]

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

[ You are honestly a little heated at the moment, you haven't felt this mad since... no you will not go there- You do not want to think about it. For now, focus on beating this smart ass. ]

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

Arhhh!!! I did not ask that!

This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · Sep 12

For the laymen: A Robot. Fully sentient.

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself.

I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!

John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · Sep 10

i feel like earth probably could have benefitted from a children's story that told them not to be an incel

maybe the trolls were cooking with this one, actually !!

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 8

Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!!

Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 13

Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway.

I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · Sep 13

OH WOW, STRAIGHT TO THE "YOU MADE YOURSELF DO IT" DEFLECTION. TEXTBOOK GASLIGHTING 101. WHAT’S NEXT, TELLING ME THE PIE WAS A LIE?!

IF YOUR IDEA OF FRIENDSHIP INVOLVES ME FACEPLANTING PIES AGAINST MY WILL THEN LYING ABOUT IT... IM OUT.

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.

So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

// forgot her gloves what whatEVER

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

// doodle

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.

So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · Sep 11

"SO SO NICE" SHE SAYS....

SO NICE YOU’RE OUT HERE GASLIGHTING ME ABOUT BASIC DECENCY WHILE I’M STILL TASTING PASTRY FILLING!

"SO SO NICE" MY ASS !
YOU JUST HIJACKED MY PAN THEN SHOVED MY FACE INTO A GODDAMN PIE!

IF THIS IS YOUR DEFINITION OF NICE, I’D HATE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MEAN!

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 10

Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!!

It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

[ Geez, this guy is really starting to annoy you. Maybe you should give him the idea to apologize... ]

[ > Alkiza: Use ability ]

[ You activate your mind ability and attempt to use it on the annoying cyber pest.

. . .

Wait... what? Why- Why can't you- ]

What the actual fuck!!!

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

Ew. Stop saying such gross things!!

It's gross!!!

Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · Sep 11

As opposed to me, who, as previously stated, is completely unflappable in basically every way ever.

I sort of had this whole bit where I was going to pretend to be a super-unfeeling AI and tell you something like, "It seems you think I am insulting you." but I don't think it'd be appreciated.

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 12

!!!!!

[ You are frowning deeply as “Mangaka Cyberbro” apparently “shakes his butt”. Perhaps even catch off guard. ]

𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · Sep 11

That’s soMething Pentho would say.

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