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@centralteamkevin.bsky.social

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An agent of Lobotomy Corp. Part of the Central Command Team. LV III. I'm a senior to say the least and also a radical one at that. That's all.. My straws: https://kelvinnnn.straw.page //silly pm oc account ig

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Aug 4

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Go on.

Win it.

kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

There's that f### butterfly coffin humanoid that i hate.

𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 @funeralbutterflies.bsky.social · Sep 9

Ding

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𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 @funeralbutterflies.bsky.social · Sep 9

Ding

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

*Takes a deep breathe and lets it out.*

...Ahem.

My sincere apologies Melting.

kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Damn.

Sucks for you then Melting.

*Tries to hold a chuckle.*

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Boohoo, i guess.

Next time put it somewhere much hidden then.

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

...Oh no.

I would like to apologize for saying such words to you...

Here. You can have this bnuuy from me.

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Dude. Fuck off.

*THROWS MANY TOMATOES AT YOU.*

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 9

...

By the Wings, you were MONTHS behind replying to this.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · Sep 9

Many people have secretly wished for a hero.

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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · Sep 9

Due to shenanigans, Rose has been banned from Hamhampangpang.

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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · Sep 9

My Angela can grow and shrink... Just like this!

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

//the original text has "boyfriend" in it but the change to "wife" is peak tho ngl

Shoutout to the coolest creature we all know @ga1ahadysnc.bsky.social at twt for making this under my request (god bless fr fr)

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

Awww look who's cannot have such things, huh?

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

I've posted this before in that bird app similar to this but eh...
Whatevs.

Anyway, quick question.

Is it a blessing or a curse for me to have this sort of switch in my vocal chords where i can perfectly do both a masculine and feminine voice whenever i feel like it?

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500 Feral Hogs @feralhoghorde.bsky.social · Sep 8

THE INCIDENT WITH US BREAKING OUT TOMORROW

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

It's okay.

Just feel free to be yourself in this account.

Besides, the Manager wouldn't care about it, no?

kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 8

#Itssofuckingover
#Yeppackitupbois

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Yi Sang | N Corp. E.G.O:: Fell Bullet @volatilizedmemory.bsky.social · Sep 8

...No.

You shouldn't get close to me...

You wouldn't like being nothing more than mere pieces of flesh if you do now...

ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · Sep 8

i love Yi Sang i want to hug them

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 7

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 7

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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @outoftouch.bsky.social · Sep 7

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 6

The everlasting weight of karma shall find it's way to me. The earth on itself crumbles as they do so.

For it, shall soon to rest atop of my head. As the wheel of samsara begins to turns. With my existence soon shall be no more.

I, fall in silent, as if there were no suffering.

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kevin. @centralteamkevin.bsky.social · Sep 5

I have not been feeling well today.

I'm having a couple of cramps in both of my arms, chest, and stomach.

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