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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 25m

The knight had to uphold the laws of God and the pursuit of valor, chivalry, and justice.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 3h

Its scale would never neglect the weight of even the smallest sin.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 6h

The knight who wanted to redeem herself by saving others was now dishonorably called the Knight of Despair; forgotten from the people's memory, just like the others.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 9h

The lake ripples gently. As if a number of swans just took flight.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 12h

If you make an attempt with an austere heart devoid of desire or expectation, however, you may receive an unexpected reward.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 15h

When I snapped back to reality, I was standing right in front of the containment room, just about to press that damn button. I would have, if not for the other employees dragging me out of that situation...

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 18h

<1st Movement: Calm and Slow (Adagio)> The conductor begins to direct the apocalypse.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 21h

I can't get this pebble off me. My only hope is to wait for the child to tire of me. I'm waiting for that day... but will it ever come? (People tell me I’m an excellent employee. Idiots, they don’t know a thing. Shut up.)

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

Save us now and forevermore. The truth shall set us free.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

When the button is pressed, things that shouldn't happen, happen. Some say an apocalypse will befall, others say rainbow-colored light will shine down and unicorns will descend from the sky, and others still say a bomb buried deep underneath the facility will detonate and reset everything.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

He's carrying a coffin. A large coffin to pay tribute to the employees who have nowhere else to go. However, it is still too small to comfort those innocent sacrifices.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll hang his head over my bed. Only then can I get up in the morning without having a nightmare.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

Safety’s been wiped out. If there’s anything you want to say, I can listen.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1d

I can't take it anymore. I can't escape him. I thought I was in charge, but the truth is I was just a pebble in his hands the whole time. Whatever I do, wherever I go, I hear his whispers. (I have to end it, but I’m not even sure if I can.)

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

This little Abnormality couldn’t be evil at all.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

Some of our employees think that The King of Greed is trapped inside this thing that resembles an egg, however, the truth is that she shut herself inside it.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

Then those ''resigned'' employees must have returned home, having earned what they wanted and being full of hope.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

Note: There have been rumors of employees pretending to put on the armor for fun. Please look into this immediately!

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

The life of a performer begins and ends with the audience’s clapping.

lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 2d

Other various experiments confirmed that the probability of melting rapidly increases as more sap is consumed.

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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 3d

The Control Team has been wiped out. Did I overestimate your abilities, manager?