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From break and ruin, the most beautiful performance begins.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Those who answered “Yes” to the question “Do you love your city?” were deemed cured. Those who answered “No” weren’t allowed to discharge.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
An ancient-looking religious book that rests on top of a skinny lectern. Its numerous pages are written on old parchment.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Snow Queen was beautiful, but where her heart should have been was empty and frozen.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This portrait encaptures a moment; it is what we are destined to lose.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
However, the curse continues eternally, never broken.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Perchance we tried to make a human without a heart.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tell the kid today's treat is going to be grape-flavored candy. It's his favorite.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The only thing it shows is people. When facing oneself in the mirror, the subject changes. There are numerous suggestions, like the possibility of a linkage to a parallel universe or magical powers, but none of this can be confirmed.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You turn on your electric hair clipper...
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Those who succeed in the hunt are granted with one of the very feathers that countless hunters once yearned for.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A bird that used to judge the living in the dark forest, carrying around an unbalanced scale.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Everything will be peaceful while you are under the fairies' care.
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
They said when the time comes, Porccubus will lean down so that I easily reach the thorns. It didn't take long until I got to where I could pet it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
<Movements 3: Accelerando> The orchestra gives impetus to the music, bringing the entire department to its demise.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Magical Girl: The world can be divided into good and evil. I am on the side of justice. If I am on the side of good, then someone has to be on the side of evil. Without someone to play the villain, I can't exist.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Don't look away, just keep your eyes on it. Contain it in your sight.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Alriune, a lovely one; a doll yearned to be human. It was adored by people, its pupils soulful.
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM