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(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.
An ancient-looking religious book that rests on top of a skinny lectern. Its numerous pages are written on old parchment.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
An ancient-looking religious book that rests on top of a skinny lectern. Its numerous pages are written on old parchment.
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off.
However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.
The Snow Queen was beautiful, but where her heart should have been was empty and frozen.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Snow Queen was beautiful, but where her heart should have been was empty and frozen.
This portrait encaptures a moment; it is what we are destined to lose.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This portrait encaptures a moment; it is what we are destined to lose.
However, the curse continues eternally, never broken.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
However, the curse continues eternally, never broken.
A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Perchance we tried to make a human without a heart.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Perchance we tried to make a human without a heart.
Tell the kid today's treat is going to be grape-flavored candy. It's his favorite.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tell the kid today's treat is going to be grape-flavored candy. It's his favorite.
The only thing it shows is people. When facing oneself in the mirror, the subject changes. There are numerous suggestions, like the possibility of a linkage to a parallel universe or magical powers, but none of this can be confirmed.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The only thing it shows is people. When facing oneself in the mirror, the subject changes. There are numerous suggestions, like the possibility of a linkage to a parallel universe or magical powers, but none of this can be confirmed.
You turn on your electric hair clipper...
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You turn on your electric hair clipper...
Those who succeed in the hunt are granted with one of the very feathers that countless hunters once yearned for.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Those who succeed in the hunt are granted with one of the very feathers that countless hunters once yearned for.
A bird that used to judge the living in the dark forest, carrying around an unbalanced scale.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A bird that used to judge the living in the dark forest, carrying around an unbalanced scale.
Everything will be peaceful while you are under the fairies' care.
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Everything will be peaceful while you are under the fairies' care.
They said when the time comes, Porccubus will lean down so that I easily reach the thorns. It didn't take long until I got to where I could pet it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
They said when the time comes, Porccubus will lean down so that I easily reach the thorns. It didn't take long until I got to where I could pet it.
<Movements 3: Accelerando> The orchestra gives impetus to the music, bringing the entire department to its demise.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
<Movements 3: Accelerando> The orchestra gives impetus to the music, bringing the entire department to its demise.
Magical Girl: The world can be divided into good and evil. I am on the side of justice. If I am on the side of good, then someone has to be on the side of evil. Without someone to play the villain, I can't exist.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Magical Girl: The world can be divided into good and evil. I am on the side of justice. If I am on the side of good, then someone has to be on the side of evil. Without someone to play the villain, I can't exist.
Don't look away, just keep your eyes on it. Contain it in your sight.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don't look away, just keep your eyes on it. Contain it in your sight.
Alriune, a lovely one; a doll yearned to be human. It was adored by people, its pupils soulful.
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Alriune, a lovely one; a doll yearned to be human. It was adored by people, its pupils soulful.
…The Information Team has lost all available personnel, requesting reinforcements.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
…The Information Team has lost all available personnel, requesting reinforcements.
Oh, and Porccubus doesn't show any aggression, unlike your speculation. It didn't eat us or bite our heads off or anything. All the corpses were smiling... happily? That's all.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Oh, and Porccubus doesn't show any aggression, unlike your speculation. It didn't eat us or bite our heads off or anything. All the corpses were smiling... happily? That's all.