Chairman Moët
@chairmanmoet.bsky.social
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Champagne socialist. UK politics, foreign affairs & overreacting to stuff we'll all have forgotten about in a week.
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Things I've been pondering - why everyone seems convinced now is one of the worst times for the UK state when far worse times (1970s,early 80s) are in living memory?
- why politicians always assume causes and solutions to our problems are UK specific when other countries seem to have similar issues?
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
The other option of course is to chain a pair to your neck, like they do with pens in banks, but frankly like wearing elasticated trousers or comfortable shoes that's just a sign you've given up on life.
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
The only way to operate as someone who needs reading glasses is to have at least 347 pairs left all over your house. Any less than that and you will spend at least 6 hours a day looking for a pair.
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Look, unless the Norwegians are genuinely terrified he might invade, the dissolution of USAID by itself guarantees Trump will never win the Nobel peace prize.
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
It's funny when a new threat to children's educational development/attention span/mental health turns up old ones become almost wholesome. Would any parent today complain about children reading comic books? Gathering in the front room to watch terrestrial TV?
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Badenoch and Jenrick are psychologically incapable of following the strategy that everyone seems to believe is the only one that will save the party.
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
Spent my afternoon walk listening to podcasts telling me how we now know what the Tory party stands for: sound money. Not culture war issues. Sound Money.
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Contrarian commentators can confidently start planning their 2029 Why I Won't Vote Tactically piece
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
Still not convinced about this IT Crowd remake tbh
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
He may not have won the elections but Hague's legacy is still being felt in the Tory party I see.
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Dr Strangelove but it's the Conservative party pretending they're fully focused on the economy until their nervous tic makes them shout about Rainbow lanyards, gender neutral toilets and the ethnicity of the residents of the West Midlands.
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It is notable how the supposed Trump whisperers get bashed by tariffs the same as everyone else.
thetimes.com
The US government has introduced 107% tariffs on imports of Italian pasta, which producers say could damage their livelihoods
Italians urge Giorgia Meloni to overturn Trump’s pasta tariffs
www.thetimes.com
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
Aren't we supposed to sponsor you for 100 laps of it?
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vickybarlow.bsky.social
My ex- neighbour had a sticker that said “Sadiq Khan is not my mayor “. And he was right because we lived in Kent.
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There's a touch of the Liz Truss about Kemi Badenoch. Both in the tax cut paid for by fantasy figures and also a belief there's This One Special Trick The British State Doesn't Want You To Know About! that will somehow solve everything.
Be rude to some civil servants and the UK's problems vanish!
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
The reaction from the right wing media to Kemi Badenoch pretending the years 2010-2024 didn't exist and then reeling off a wish list of policies shows once again that people are wrong when they say being Loto is the hardest job in politics.
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I'm 100% convinced that Badenoch's Abolish Stamp Duty policy is consistent with her much trumpeted 'work out all the details before an announcement' approach
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She's rubbish with an autocue
chairmanmoet.bsky.social
Why is she doing a list as if she'd achieved the things she's mentioning?
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Can you cut the civil service back to where it was in 2016? Isn't part of its growth due to activities that used to be carried out in Brussels now being carried out in SW1? Didn't we know this going in to Brexit?
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Badenoch handbrake turns from how broken the country is to how brilliant the Conservatives were in office, as if the two things were completely unconnected.
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The only 2 things I know about Newport, apart from it being home to the ONS, is that GLC are from there and it's regularly judged to be the most violent town in Britain. Not sure either of those would sway recent graduates.
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How much, if any, of the ONS' problems are down to issues around getting people with the right skills and experience to work in Newport?
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If James Cleverly was serious about a run for London mayor he'd quit the shadow cabinet and publicly attack Jenrick's comments. But he won't because there's another big job he'd prefer to do more
andrewsparrowgdn.bsky.social
James Cleverly admits he's not ruling out bid to be Tory mayor of London in 2028 - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...