Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
Surely THIS one will stick
Who even named the Rizzler. I know that lil meatball did not choose Batman villain wordplay for himself. If the Rizzler named the Rizzler he’d probably be called Rocco Lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Who even named the Rizzler. I know that lil meatball did not choose Batman villain wordplay for himself. If the Rizzler named the Rizzler he’d probably be called Rocco Lasagna
I need to make a solo trip to IKEA but I’m scared to go buy my shelf
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I need to make a solo trip to IKEA but I’m scared to go buy my shelf
Why didn’t Frankenstein make the creature like 5’6’’. Would be a lot easier to deal with
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Why didn’t Frankenstein make the creature like 5’6’’. Would be a lot easier to deal with
“What terminal are you landing at?” Literally why would you think I could ever know. They don’t tell us that kind of stuff
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“What terminal are you landing at?” Literally why would you think I could ever know. They don’t tell us that kind of stuff
We need national standards about what is a normal rate of emoji reacting to Instagram stories. Ladies is he flirting or does he just like pushing colorful buttons
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We need national standards about what is a normal rate of emoji reacting to Instagram stories. Ladies is he flirting or does he just like pushing colorful buttons
When did you “lock in?” I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When did you “lock in?” I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
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My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
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This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
10 tix left!
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
10 tix left!
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the mornin’ tuah
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the mornin’ tuah
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Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
September 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
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If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”
Every line of this reads like
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Every line of this reads like
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September 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”
Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………
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Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
September 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”